"WOW! Look at the set of eyebrows on her!"

The Juggler

...is a sentence I have never heard one male utter in all of my years on this planet.

I was having a DISCUSSION with the wife about eyebrows and eyelashes recently. My firm stance is that the female cares immensely about these items whilst the male doesn't appear to give much of a shit. So much so that they spend a disproportionate amount of time and money on these things that yield little to no return.

Personally, I prefer regular ol', non drawn-on, thin eyebrows, as well as natural eye lashes. 

But as far as the cheek? You gotta go with a pinkish hue. Every. Time.

I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek. 

hedonist

Soon as I started reading, my mind went there.

PS - fuck false eyelashes; or worse, having them weaved in. The hell?

hedonist

Oh, and the tags

Well done, sir. Well done. 

GlowGirl

The Juggler said:

...is a sentence I have never heard one male utter in all of my years on this planet.

I was having a DISCUSSION with the wife about eyebrows and eyelashes recently. My firm stance is that the female cares immensely about these items whilst the male doesn't appear to give much of a shit. So much so that they spend a disproportionate amount of time and money on these things that yield little to no return.

Personally, I prefer regular ol', non drawn-on, thin eyebrows, as well as natural eye lashes. 

But as far as the cheek? You gotta go with a pinkish hue. Every. Time.

I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek. 

But let me ask you this, if you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?

F Me In The Brain

Hahaha.
Gold, Jerry - Gold!

Purple Fairy Tree

@The Juggler... sounds like you're taking ladies eyebrows for granted. "These things that yield little to no return" why what do you expect back from them, how about monobrows? I agree with what you said about a nice pinkish hue on the cheeks though.

Hobbes

We have Evenbros. Introducing Evenbrows. 

Wobbie

sympathy bump for a failed thread.

hedonist

Wobbie said:

sympathy bump for a failed thread.

Too low-brow?

brianlux

Brooke

The Juggler

brianlux said:

Brooke

Too thick. 

hedonist

That’s what she said.

mickeyrat

solid natural brow....  all day.

draws my eyes to hers.

Hobbes

Poncier

hedonist

That ep was on last night.

Has anyone seen the site that removes eyebrows from celebrities’ faces? There’s one for teeth too. 

Crazy kids. 

Malroth

brianlux said:

Brooke

Poncier said:

I like a big set of bushy eyebrows.

When the big set becomes one long brow, less so.

When the one long brow covers the upper lip....no.

SmallestOceans

Sorry for partying


Grow out the caterpillars, new studies show they prevent harmful bacteria from getting into the eyes. And most importantly it’s for the safety of others.

hrd2imgn

Not a fan of the Muppet brow, man or woman.  I equally dislike granny drawn in ones.  A  little trim doesn't hurt time to time.

brianlux

SmallestOceans said:

Sorry for partying


Grow out the caterpillars, new studies show they prevent harmful bacteria from getting into the eyes. And most importantly it’s for the safety of others.

Oooooh!  Now that is sexy, but nothing compared to this:

hedonist

None hold a candle to that curmudgeonly pain in the ass, Andy Rooney. 

lastexitlondon

I saw a lady jogging and had to double take. She had tattooed eyebrows but they looked blue. Like the strike on a matchbox.  Wow man I dont see that as a good move.

JeBurkhardt

There has to be a happy median between two future butterflies and a single drawn line above the eyes.  

Poncier

hedonist said:

None hold a candle to that curmudgeonly pain in the ass, Andy Rooney. 

hedonist

The Juggler

hedonist said:

Nice, smooth, barely even there. 

Sexy.

PJ_Soul

The Juggler said:

...is a sentence I have never heard one male utter in all of my years on this planet.

I was having a DISCUSSION with the wife about eyebrows and eyelashes recently. My firm stance is that the female cares immensely about these items whilst the male doesn't appear to give much of a shit. So much so that they spend a disproportionate amount of time and money on these things that yield little to no return.

Personally, I prefer regular ol', non drawn-on, thin eyebrows, as well as natural eye lashes. 

But as far as the cheek? You gotta go with a pinkish hue. Every. Time.

I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek. 

I never assumed women were doing it for men's pleasure. I can't say I understand the style and don't care for those giant shaped brows at all, but I still doubt they are thinking "oh, the men are going to love this!" when they get it done. Mine are just natural... I was blessed with pretty nice eyebrows and am very happy with them, lol!

The Juggler

PJ_Soul said:

The Juggler said:

...is a sentence I have never heard one male utter in all of my years on this planet.

I was having a DISCUSSION with the wife about eyebrows and eyelashes recently. My firm stance is that the female cares immensely about these items whilst the male doesn't appear to give much of a shit. So much so that they spend a disproportionate amount of time and money on these things that yield little to no return.

Personally, I prefer regular ol', non drawn-on, thin eyebrows, as well as natural eye lashes. 

But as far as the cheek? You gotta go with a pinkish hue. Every. Time.

I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek. 

I never assumed women were doing it for men's pleasure. I can't say I understand the style and don't care for those giant shaped brows at all, but I still doubt they are thinking "oh, the men are going to love this!" when they get it done. Mine are just natural... I was blessed with pretty nice eyebrows and am very happy with them, lol!

But what about your cheek?

Listen sister, all I know is when I'm buzzing the ol' scalp down to a number 1 with my clippers, I am definitely thinking "Ohhhh, baby.....the ladies gonna love this!!" 

ConorKavanagh

A lot of males commenting here.........(I think)?

The Juggler

ConorKavanagh said:

A lot of males commenting here.........(I think)?

What makes you say that?

F Me In The Brain