Bitch here.

hedonist
hedonist Posts: 24,524
in All Encompassing Trip
Let it out, trivial or not.

(Anyone so inclined is free to be a bitch as well - no gender associations here.)

Today I'm irritated as fuck that Spectrum can't get their act together.  All channels are pixelated, even their goddamn ads.

I'm also mildly irritated with our neighbors, having their little kids screaming up and down the hallway.  Don't subject the rest of us to your cacophonous little banshees...they're harshing my buzz, man!

Also, for the love of all things good, if anyone posts that godawful "Bitch" song by whatsherface, I'll cut ya.
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  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,675
    thought you were calling yourself a bitch :tongue:
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,968
    Me too.
    Asshole, here.

    Can we take roll call?
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    eeriepadave said:
    thought you were calling yourself a bitch :tongue:
    If the collar fits....

    :rofl:
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    I’ll collar YOU!

    I shall concede that I can be a bitch at times. And an asshole too :blush:
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited August 2020
    hedonist said:
    I’ll collar YOU!

    I shall concede that I can be a bitch at times. And an asshole too :blush:
    Are you also a lover, a child, a mother, a sinner, a saint? Do you not feel ashamed?

    Who will be my hell? My dream? And nothing in between?

    You know, I wouldn’t have it any other way. 
    Post edited by dankind on
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    dankind said:
    hedonist said:
    I’ll collar YOU!

    I shall concede that I can be a bitch at times. And an asshole too :blush:
    Are you also a lover, a child, a mother, a sinner, a saint? Do you not feel ashamed?

    Who will be my hell? My dream? And nothing in between?

    You know, I wouldn’t have it any other way. 
    Oh, DK...

    There are some days when George will sit in front of me meowing, despite my gentle admonitions that he's got plenty of food, water, and just had belly rubs.  And yet he continues to meow - as if daring me!  I adore him and therefore let him get away with it.

    Today, sir, you are like George :lol:
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,968
    Wow, I would say Dankind is many things but I would never say he is a puss.  
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    I just saw the bump.  Tears :rofl:
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited August 2020
    hedonist said:
    dankind said:
    hedonist said:
    I’ll collar YOU!

    I shall concede that I can be a bitch at times. And an asshole too :blush:
    Are you also a lover, a child, a mother, a sinner, a saint? Do you not feel ashamed?

    Who will be my hell? My dream? And nothing in between?

    You know, I wouldn’t have it any other way. 
    Oh, DK...

    There are some days when George will sit in front of me meowing, despite my gentle admonitions that he's got plenty of food, water, and just had belly rubs.  And yet he continues to meow - as if daring me!  I adore him and therefore let him get away with it.

    Today, sir, you are like George :lol:
    :blush:
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Ooooo!  I would like to bitch.  May I? 
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Absolutely, sister!
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited August 2020
    I typed it out.  I got it out of my system.  I'm good now.  (No, really!)  Maybe my decision not to bitch is because I'm tired.  :sleepy:  
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    As long as the thought pipes are clear ;)
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    I am fucking SICK of getting nosebleeds.

    And not the dainty, wipe-away-one-lone-drop kind...we’re talking having to cup my hand below my nose to catch it. Had one just last night (it woke me up) and a doozy a little bit ago. Even had to clean the carpet :angry:

    I paint such a pretty picture, don’t I =)
  • JPPJ84
    JPPJ84 Hamburg, Germany Posts: 3,464
    hedonist said:
    I am fucking SICK of getting nosebleeds.

    And not the dainty, wipe-away-one-lone-drop kind...we’re talking having to cup my hand below my nose to catch it. Had one just last night (it woke me up) and a doozy a little bit ago. Even had to clean the carpet :angry:

    I paint such a pretty picture, don’t I =)
    At least bleed on someone you really really don’t like :tongue:
    Seriously though, I can imagine it sucks!!
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    JPPJ84 said:
    hedonist said:
    I am fucking SICK of getting nosebleeds.

    And not the dainty, wipe-away-one-lone-drop kind...we’re talking having to cup my hand below my nose to catch it. Had one just last night (it woke me up) and a doozy a little bit ago. Even had to clean the carpet :angry:

    I paint such a pretty picture, don’t I =)
    At least bleed on someone you really really don’t like :tongue:
    Seriously though, I can imagine it sucks!!
    "Wipe it on your dress, and send it to me."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    :lol:
  • GlowGirl
    GlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 12,305
    dankind said:
    JPPJ84 said:
    hedonist said:
    I am fucking SICK of getting nosebleeds.

    And not the dainty, wipe-away-one-lone-drop kind...we’re talking having to cup my hand below my nose to catch it. Had one just last night (it woke me up) and a doozy a little bit ago. Even had to clean the carpet :angry:

    I paint such a pretty picture, don’t I =)
    At least bleed on someone you really really don’t like :tongue:
    Seriously though, I can imagine it sucks!!
    "Wipe it on your dress, and send it to me."
    You mean like a Monica Lewinsky situation ;)

  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    GlowGirl said:
    dankind said:
    JPPJ84 said:
    hedonist said:
    I am fucking SICK of getting nosebleeds.

    And not the dainty, wipe-away-one-lone-drop kind...we’re talking having to cup my hand below my nose to catch it. Had one just last night (it woke me up) and a doozy a little bit ago. Even had to clean the carpet :angry:

    I paint such a pretty picture, don’t I =)
    At least bleed on someone you really really don’t like :tongue:
    Seriously though, I can imagine it sucks!!
    "Wipe it on your dress, and send it to me."
    You mean like a Monica Lewinsky situation ;)

    In a Black Francis sort of way. 

    But if the dress fits....
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • GlowGirl
    GlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 12,305
    Ok. I didn't get the Pixies song reference right away. Got it now.

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