You May Only Have One: Cheese or Ice Cream

deadendp said:

hedonist said:

Do I get to choose my cell mates?

I think I’d pick something decadent along the lines of Ben and Jerry’s...like their brownie core ice cream. Or my version of fantasy cookies and cream where the ratio is 1:1. 

(great, all I have on hand at the moment are frozen yogurt bars )

I've never been to prison, but my guess is that no-- you may not choose your cell mates.  We have a selection of the previously banned who will be surprise sprinkled in amongst the cheese/ice cream population.  (Please do not get my thread shut down with that comment.) 

Chocolate chip, because it reminds me of birthday parties with my grandma-ma.  (Yes, I know I went ice cream.) 

deadendp said:

Permanent gray bars for all? 

So....if we really were in PJ prison, what ice cream or cheese would you choose for the duration of your visit? It's prison after all, so you may have one and only one flavor of either cheese or ice cream. 

oftenreading said:

deadendp said:

oftenreading said:

deadendp said:

Permanent gray bars for all? 

So....if we really were in PJ prison, what ice cream or cheese would you choose for the duration of your visit? It's prison after all, so you may have one and only one flavor of either cheese or ice cream. 

First Covid, and now we’re in jail? 

This year keeps getting better and better. 

Banned made me think of the jail bars of banning here in the PJ Forum.  

Working with a sinus headache hangover.  Work with me here.    

Fine.

If fate is now so cruel that I am only allowed one cheese, I would choose Cabot's habanero cheddar. 

deadendp said:

hedonist said:

Do I get to choose my cell mates?

I think I’d pick something decadent along the lines of Ben and Jerry’s...like their brownie core ice cream. Or my version of fantasy cookies and cream where the ratio is 1:1. 

(great, all I have on hand at the moment are frozen yogurt bars )

I've never been to prison, but my guess is that no-- you may not choose your cell mates.  We have a selection of the previously banned who will be surprise sprinkled in amongst the cheese/ice cream population.  (Please do not get my thread shut down with that comment.) 

Chocolate chip, because it reminds me of birthday parties with my grandma-ma.  (Yes, I know I went ice cream.) 

dankind said:

deadendp said:

dankind said:

deadendp said:

dankind said:

deadendp said:

hedonist said:

Do I get to choose my cell mates?

I think I’d pick something decadent along the lines of Ben and Jerry’s...like their brownie core ice cream. Or my version of fantasy cookies and cream where the ratio is 1:1. 

(great, all I have on hand at the moment are frozen yogurt bars )

I've never been to prison, but my guess is that no-- you may not choose your cell mates.  We have a selection of the previously banned who will be surprise sprinkled in amongst the cheese/ice cream population.  (Please do not get my thread shut down with that comment.) 

Chocolate chip, because it reminds me of birthday parties with my grandma-ma.  (Yes, I know I went ice cream.) 

It is accomplished. 

My reason for ice cream in jail is because sometimes cheese calls for good tooth brushing.  I don't know if I can brush my teeth whenever I want in jail.  So, with that possibility, I went ice cream.  I don't want to be stuck with cheese breath.  

So you’re more worried about halitosis than cavities/tooth decay?

Yes.

I would also hope that I wouldn't be given a long incarceration, thus bad breath being a more realistic immediate concern over tooth decay. 

I would prefer bad breath to keep the other inmates at bay; in fact, they might prefer it if all your teeth fell out. Less obstacles.