Who gets sued??

F Me In The Brain said:

I, on the other hand, run a Supreme Court Food Truck.

I have to work I run law firm

junbugtn24 said:

I have to work I run law firm

buck502000 said:

You guys/people are an entertaining bunch. And for that....

deadendp said:

F Me In The Brain said:

I, on the other hand, run a Supreme Court Food Truck.

With some darn tasty vittles! Use caution. You may get sued. Your fry distribution amongst portions are about 3 fries off per serving. 

JPPJ84 said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm eating a banana

Did you peel it yourself or did your slave do it for you?

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/21/tennis/elliot-benchetrit-banana-response/index.html

tdawe said:

You know, we're laughing at this like we don't all live in 2020. Can't you see turning on the TV in a couple months...

"And you can't even get tickets for Pearl Jam anymore. Not me, I go to whatever shows I want, but people come up to me all the time, big guys, big strong handsome guys with big beautiful beards like you've never seen, and they've got tears in their eyes and they say 'Mr. Trump, sir, we can't get tickets for Pearl Jam anymore.' And I say what are you talking about? You remember, Pearl Jam would go on tour and you'd fill out your little form and say 'I want 8 tickets for Madison Square Garden' and you'd mail it in. And then you'd show up at the concert and they'd have your tickets. Sometimes they wouldn't even cash the check. Third row, Mike side and you'd be there with all your friends and all the beautiful fans and you'd have an outstanding time. Singing I'm Alive and everything. So I said what's the problem and he says sir, you can't do it anymore. And he shows me this email [crowd: boo!] and he printed it out and it's four pages long. I said who's gonna read this thing? And you have to go online and click through nine pages with the forms and if one letter, one letter is out place, they throw your entry in the garbage [crowd: boo!]. And sometimes you even do a perfect, a perfect entry and you still don't get tickets, people who have been in the club for 40 years and they don't get tickets. [crowd: BOOO!] But it's something we're looking into very strongly. I told Mick - Mick, right, I told you, we need to figure out what's going on here. And we will, and it will be wonderful. But then you go to the concert and you see all these people, all these people on the floor and in beautiful, perfect seats, and they're waving flags from all over the place and you're saying, who are these people? Where did they come from? [crowd: BOOOOOOOOO!] And all the real fans are crammed up in the rafters, you can't even see anything, you might as well be in the parking lot. That's what people tell me, when I go I'm usually backstage. Sometimes in a box. But often I'm backstage, or on the side. But usually I'm in a box. Vince Vaughn, all that. Most people don't know this, but me and Ed - I call him ED. ED. [crowd: cheers] Most people call him Eddie. I call him ED. The first time I met him he came up to me and he said 'Mr. Trump, sir, it's such a pleasure to meet you.' Very nice guy. And I said 'oh, hi Eddie.' And he says 'sir, my friends call me Ed.' So I guess we've been friends for a long long time. But he's with Crazy Bernie now so who knows. [crowd: boo!] And now you can't get tickets anymore. But we're going to fix it, and it will be beautiful. But we love Pearl Jam don't we folks..."

D-Rod said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

JPPJ84 said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

I'm eating a banana

Did you peel it yourself or did your slave do it for you?

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/21/tennis/elliot-benchetrit-banana-response/index.html

No. But I do peel it starting at the wrong end.

or the way a primate does