Misattributed quotations (for gits and shiggles)

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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,019
    "So you're telling me there's a chance"
    -Tom Steyer
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

     Jane Goodall
    ELITIST FUK
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "Get to the chopper!"
    —Stevie Ray Vaughan
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    "Thank heaven for little girls."

    - Roman Polanski (or Woody Allen, I can't remember)
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "This is an all ages forum."

    —Julius Caesar
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,814
    dankind said:
    "Get to the chopper!"
    —Stevie Ray Vaughan
    This one is effed up.  I did laugh at it though...
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,956
    these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,814
    F Me In The Brain said:
    these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!
    I'm sure the saucier ones that are going to offend someone are coming...  That's when shit gets real yo!
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    tempo_n_groove said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!
    I'm sure the saucier ones that are going to offend someone are coming...  That's when shit gets real yo!
    It would be nice if we tried not to offend. It’s possible. Maybe not here, but it’s possible. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    Vote for Pedro!

    - Stephen Miller
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,814
    dankind said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!
    I'm sure the saucier ones that are going to offend someone are coming...  That's when shit gets real yo!
    It would be nice if we tried not to offend. It’s possible. Maybe not here, but it’s possible. 
    "I'm trying to be funny, fuck everyone's feelings."

    -Nancy Pelosi
  • Glorified KC
    Glorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,814
    "See if you can guess what I am now?  I'm a zit!  Get it?!?"
    - Louis C.K.
    I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.
  • Asterisk on the Street
    Asterisk on the Street Posts: 852
    Lizard said:
    Vote for Pedro!

    - Stephen Miller
    :lol:
  • Asterisk on the Street
    Asterisk on the Street Posts: 852
    "I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?"

    - tempo_n_groove (sock collector extraordinaire)
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,956
    dankind said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!
    I'm sure the saucier ones that are going to offend someone are coming...  That's when shit gets real yo!
    It would be nice if we tried not to offend. It’s possible. Maybe not here, but it’s possible. 
    "Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks!"
    -- F Me
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,497
    "Alice, who the fuck is Alice?"

    - The Queen of Hearts
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,497
    "Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker."

    - Dr. Christine Blasey Ford
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,814
    "Say what again, say what again, I dare ya, I double dog dare ya motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!"

    Mr. Rogers
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,497
    "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

    - Betty White
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • njnancy
    njnancy Posts: 5,096
    "Out, out damn spot"

    Bill Clinton


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