Misattributed quotations (for gits and shiggles)

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• tbergs Posts: 10,188

  September 2019

  "Yippee-kay yay, motherfucker!"
  
  - Andy Griffith

  It's a hopeless situation...

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• Glorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,794

  September 2019

  "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"

  "The same thing we try to do every night.  Try to take over the world!"

  
  

  - Dialog between Vladimir Putin and D.J. Trump
  

  I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.

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• Poncier Posts: 17,529

  September 2019

  "The buck stops here"
  -Giannis Antetokounmpo
  

  This weekend we rock Portland

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• HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,459

  September 2019

  "NAAAAARRRRRFFFFF!!"

  -Mickey Mouse
  

  Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24

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• dankind Posts: 20,839

  September 2019

  "Love means never having to say you're sorry."
  —Ernest Hemingway
  

  I SAW PEARL JAM

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• Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,159

  September 2019 edited September 2019

  "Show me the money!!"
  - Mother Theresa

  "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"

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• Glorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,794

  September 2019

  "My father would womanize, he would drink.  He'd make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark."

  - Donald Trump Jr.
  

  I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.

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• ed243421 Posts: 7,715

  September 2019

  “Step one, cut a hole in a box”
  
      - George Eastman

  The whole world will be different soon... - EV
  RED ROCKS 6-19-95
  AUGUSTA 9-26-96
  MANSFIELD 9-15-98
  BOSTON 9-29-04
  BOSTON 5-25-06
  MANSFIELD 6-30-08
  EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
  BOSTON 5-17-10
  EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
  PJ20 9-3-11
  PJ20 9-4-11
  WRIGLEY 7-19-13
  WORCESTER 10-15-13
  WORCESTER 10-16-13
  HARTFORD 10-25-13
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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• njnancy Posts: 5,096

  September 2019

  "She's like a rainbow
  Coming, colors in the air
  Oh, everywhere
  She comes in colors"
  
  Bob Ross

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• HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,459

  September 2019

  "You're gonna need a bigger boat!"

  -Betsy DeVos
  

  Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24

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• Poncier Posts: 17,529

  September 2019

  "So you're telling me there's a chance"
  -Tom Steyer
  

  This weekend we rock Portland

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• SD48277 Posts: 12,243

  September 2019

  "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
  
   Jane Goodall

  ELITIST FUK

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• dankind Posts: 20,839

  September 2019

  "Get to the chopper!"
  —Stevie Ray Vaughan
  

  I SAW PEARL JAM

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• hedonist Posts: 24,524

  September 2019

  "Thank heaven for little girls."
  
  - Roman Polanski (or Woody Allen, I can't remember)

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• dankind Posts: 20,839

  September 2019

  "This is an all ages forum."
  
  —Julius Caesar

  I SAW PEARL JAM

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• tempo_n_groove Posts: 40,705

  September 2019

  dankind said:

  "Get to the chopper!"
  —Stevie Ray Vaughan
  

  This one is effed up.  I did laugh at it though...

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• F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,670

  September 2019

  these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!

  The love he receives is the love that is saved
  

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• tempo_n_groove Posts: 40,705

  September 2019

  F Me In The Brain said:

  these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!

  I'm sure the saucier ones that are going to offend someone are coming...  That's when shit gets real yo!

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• dankind Posts: 20,839

  September 2019

  tempo_n_groove said:

  F Me In The Brain said:

  these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!

  I'm sure the saucier ones that are going to offend someone are coming...  That's when shit gets real yo!

  It would be nice if we tried not to offend. It’s possible. Maybe not here, but it’s possible. 

  I SAW PEARL JAM

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• Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091

  September 2019

  Vote for Pedro!
  
  - Stephen Miller

  So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
  Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  

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• tempo_n_groove Posts: 40,705

  September 2019

  dankind said:

  tempo_n_groove said:

  F Me In The Brain said:

  these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!

  I'm sure the saucier ones that are going to offend someone are coming...  That's when shit gets real yo!

  It would be nice if we tried not to offend. It’s possible. Maybe not here, but it’s possible. 

  "I'm trying to be funny, fuck everyone's feelings."
  
  -Nancy Pelosi

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• Glorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,794

  September 2019

  "See if you can guess what I am now?  I'm a zit!  Get it?!?"

  - Louis C.K.
  

  I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.

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• Asterisk on the Street Posts: 838

  September 2019

  Lizard said:

  Vote for Pedro!
  
  - Stephen Miller

  

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• Asterisk on the Street Posts: 838

  September 2019

  "I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?"
  
  - tempo_n_groove (sock collector extraordinaire)

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• F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,670

  September 2019

  dankind said:

  tempo_n_groove said:

  F Me In The Brain said:

  these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!

  I'm sure the saucier ones that are going to offend someone are coming...  That's when shit gets real yo!

  It would be nice if we tried not to offend. It’s possible. Maybe not here, but it’s possible. 

  "Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks!"
  -- F Me
  

  The love he receives is the love that is saved
  

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• tbergs Posts: 10,188

  September 2019

  "Alice, who the fuck is Alice?"
  
  - The Queen of Hearts

  It's a hopeless situation...

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• tbergs Posts: 10,188

  September 2019

  "Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker."
  
  - Dr. Christine Blasey Ford

  It's a hopeless situation...

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• tempo_n_groove Posts: 40,705

  September 2019

  "Say what again, say what again, I dare ya, I double dog dare ya motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!"
  
  Mr. Rogers

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• tbergs Posts: 10,188

  September 2019

  "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."
  
  - Betty White

  It's a hopeless situation...

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• njnancy Posts: 5,096

  September 2019

  "Out, out damn spot"
  
  Bill Clinton
  
  
  

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