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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,306
    "Yippee-kay yay, motherfucker!"

    - Andy Griffith
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    Glorified KCGlorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,516
    "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
    "The same thing we try to do every night.  Try to take over the world!"

    - Dialog between Vladimir Putin and D.J. Trump
    I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.
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    PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,290
    "The buck stops here"
    -Giannis Antetokounmpo
    This weekend we rock Portland
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,420
    "NAAAAARRRRRFFFFF!!"
    -Mickey Mouse
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "Love means never having to say you're sorry."
    —Ernest Hemingway
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 29,283
    edited September 2019
    "Show me the money!!"
    - Mother Theresa
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
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    Glorified KCGlorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,516
    "My father would womanize, he would drink.  He'd make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark."
    - Donald Trump Jr.
    I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.
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    ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,636
    “Step one, cut a hole in a box”

        - George Eastman
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









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    njnancynjnancy Northern New Jersey Posts: 5,096
    "She's like a rainbow
    Coming, colors in the air
    Oh, everywhere
    She comes in colors"

    Bob Ross
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,420
    "You're gonna need a bigger boat!"
    -Betsy DeVos
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
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    PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,290
    "So you're telling me there's a chance"
    -Tom Steyer
    This weekend we rock Portland
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242
    "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

     Jane Goodall
    ELITIST FUK
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "Get to the chopper!"
    —Stevie Ray Vaughan
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    "Thank heaven for little girls."

    - Roman Polanski (or Woody Allen, I can't remember)
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    "This is an all ages forum."

    —Julius Caesar
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,161
    dankind said:
    "Get to the chopper!"
    —Stevie Ray Vaughan
    This one is effed up.  I did laugh at it though...
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,709
    these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,161
    F Me In The Brain said:
    these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!
    I'm sure the saucier ones that are going to offend someone are coming...  That's when shit gets real yo!
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    tempo_n_groove said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!
    I'm sure the saucier ones that are going to offend someone are coming...  That's when shit gets real yo!
    It would be nice if we tried not to offend. It’s possible. Maybe not here, but it’s possible. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,085
    Vote for Pedro!

    - Stephen Miller
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,161
    dankind said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!
    I'm sure the saucier ones that are going to offend someone are coming...  That's when shit gets real yo!
    It would be nice if we tried not to offend. It’s possible. Maybe not here, but it’s possible. 
    "I'm trying to be funny, fuck everyone's feelings."

    -Nancy Pelosi
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    Glorified KCGlorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,516
    "See if you can guess what I am now?  I'm a zit!  Get it?!?"
    - Louis C.K.
    I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.
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    Asterisk on the StreetAsterisk on the Street Posts: 810
    Lizard said:
    Vote for Pedro!

    - Stephen Miller
    :lol:
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    Asterisk on the StreetAsterisk on the Street Posts: 810
    "I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?"

    - tempo_n_groove (sock collector extraordinaire)
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,709
    dankind said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    these are mostly funny as hell.  Strong work, people!
    I'm sure the saucier ones that are going to offend someone are coming...  That's when shit gets real yo!
    It would be nice if we tried not to offend. It’s possible. Maybe not here, but it’s possible. 
    "Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks!"
    -- F Me
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,306
    "Alice, who the fuck is Alice?"

    - The Queen of Hearts
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,306
    "Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker."

    - Dr. Christine Blasey Ford
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,161
    "Say what again, say what again, I dare ya, I double dog dare ya motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!"

    Mr. Rogers
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    tbergstbergs Posts: 9,306
    "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

    - Betty White
    It's a hopeless situation...
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    njnancynjnancy Northern New Jersey Posts: 5,096
    "Out, out damn spot"

    Bill Clinton


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