Misattributed quotations (for gits and shiggles)

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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited September 2019
    F Me In The Brain said:
    "So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something.  His ass.  Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass."
    -- Flavor Flav
    I’m actually hearing his voice say these words in my head. Came close to guffawing. 

    “Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you: ‘Go fuck your mother!’”
    —Bob Hope
    Post edited by dankind on
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,497
    "We're going to need a bigger boat."

    - Edward John Smith
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,956
    "it's a fool that looks for logic in the Chambers of the human heart "
    -- Antonio Brown
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • njnancy
    njnancy Posts: 5,096
    "Who's on first."

    Bill Buckner  (RIP)


  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,956
    "I wouldn't fuck Sandra Bernhard with Bea Arthur's dick"
    -- President Trump
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Glorified KC
    Glorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,814
    “Only thing that make my life complete.  Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.”

    - R. Kelly
    I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,956
    edited September 2019
    "little boy blew
    He needed the money.."
    -- .William Burroughs
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • goldrush
    goldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,851
    tbergs said:
    "Say hello to my little friend!"

    - Michael Jackson
    That is just brilliant! :clap:
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,956
    "Let's fuck!  I'll fuck anything that moves ..... Hahahahaha!"
    __ president Gump.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • goldrush
    goldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,851
    “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”

    Boom Gaspar
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,497
    "How much is that doggie in the window?"

    - Michael Vick

    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,497
    "Do you hear what I hear?"

    - Helen Keller
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,497
    "Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits."

    - Dick Cheney
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,497
    "I'll be your huckleberry."

    - Bill Cosby
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,765
    "Brevity is the soul of wit."
    -Stephen King
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,497
    "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."

    - David Koresh
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,765
    tbergs said:
    "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."

    - David Koresh
    LOL

    I think he meant "Every time your ears ring from a loud explosion..."

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • goldrush
    goldrush everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,851
    “You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”

    Roseanne Barr
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • Asterisk on the Street
    Asterisk on the Street Posts: 852
    "Be Best."

    -- Random first grader
  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    "I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?"

    Martha Stewart

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