Misattributed quotations (for gits and shiggles)

dankind
dankind Posts: 20,841
in All Encompassing Trip
The idea is this: Take a quote from pop culture and attribute it to the wrong author, philosopher, artist, historical figure, you get the idea.

If you've done your job well, the end result should give you and perhaps a few others here a mild chuckle. Sorry, no guffawing. This isn't really that type of exercise.

I'll start.

"It's all ball bearings nowadays"
—J-P Sartre
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  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    "Don't believe everything you read just because there's a picture with a quote next to it."

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  • OffSheGoes35
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  • Renfield
    Renfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054

    "There's no place like home."

     Charles Bukowski

  • dankind
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  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    I'm really jealous of this thread idea, dankind you rascal...

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  • Renfield
    Renfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054

    “We’ll always have Paris”

    Napoleon Bonaparte


  • ed243421
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  • dankind
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  • F Me In The Brain
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  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,359
    Renfield said:

    “We’ll always have Paris”

    Napoleon Bonaparte


    HAHAHAHA!!!  This one cracked me up!
  • tempo_n_groove
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  • dankind
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  • ed243421
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    “Up your butt with a coconut”

         - Bob Marley
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • tempo_n_groove
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    "You've got to lick it, before you stick it."

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  • Poncier
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  • ed243421
    ed243421 Posts: 7,730
    “Shut up”

        - Vera (Robert Goulet’s manager)
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • Spiritual_Chaos
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  • dankind
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