I Am An Idiot Because.....

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  • ed243421
    ed243421 Posts: 7,730

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  • dankind
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    Renfield said:
    brianlux said:
    Renfield said:
    @brianlux  Ed V (not of PJ) would still be proud of your climb. Hope you are feeling better.
    Thanks, Renfield.  I don't know of any other Ed V's, but please tell Ed, "Thanks!"

    I'm doing better-  my brain only glitched a few times today:

    -Lost my glasses for 20 minutes.
    -Left the stove on the frying pan to dry it the whole time I was in the shower.  (C. told me I can't dry cast iron that way anymore.)
    -Instead of water, accidentally poured electrolyte beverage in the tea pot which ruined C's tea.
    -Put some yogurt I bought today on the fajitas  I made for dinner and discovered that instead of plain yogurt it was blueberry yogurt.

    I think I'll do something safe tomorrow to practice my cognitive skill.  Like sweep the floor, maybe?

    Damn, you are indeed off... it’s an Ed you introduced to me...Ed Viesturs /No Shortcuts to the Top.
    Based on the mishaps of yesterday, I wouldn’t even attempt sweeping the floor until you’re back in tip-top shape.
    Ah, yes!  Of course!  :smiley: 
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    brianlux said:
    Renfield said:
    brianlux said:
    ...the last one is at the top of the trail at Round Top Lake:

    @brianlux  Ed V (not of PJ) would still be proud of your climb. Hope you are feeling better.
    Thanks, Renfield.  I don't know of any other Ed V's, but please tell Ed, "Thanks!"

    I'm doing better-  my brain only glitched a few times today:

    -Lost my glasses for 20 minutes.
    -Left the stove on the frying pan to dry it the whole time I was in the shower.  (C. told me I can't dry cast iron that way anymore.)
    -Instead of water, accidentally poured electrolyte beverage in the tea pot which ruined C's tea.
    -Put some yogurt I bought today on the fajitas  I made for dinner and discovered that instead of plain yogurt it was blueberry yogurt.

    I think I'll do something safe tomorrow to practice my cognitive skill.  Like sweep the floor, maybe?

    Just don’t mistake the cat for a broom. Maybe have C hand you the broom?
    Is that why the cat was screaming this morning?!
    dankind said:
    New profile pic for Brian, yes/no?

    :lol:  Tempting
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    rollings said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
    @rollings I double gog dare you to not only do that but to put "guarded by attack dog" sticker on.
    Haha. . .you guys will appreciate this one...
    ...
    when I first started this job i told Chad how everyone had their cubes decorated with big plants and stuff.

    He told me to to top them by bringing in a tent and a house cat
    Yes, a house cat!  As Halifax2TheMax pointed out, they make good brooms... and even better desk dusters!  MEOW!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,275
    brianlux said:
    rollings said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
    @rollings I double gog dare you to not only do that but to put "guarded by attack dog" sticker on.
    Haha. . .you guys will appreciate this one...
    ...
    when I first started this job i told Chad how everyone had their cubes decorated with big plants and stuff.

    He told me to to top them by bringing in a tent and a house cat
    Yes, a house cat!  As Halifax2TheMax pointed out, they make good brooms... and even better desk dusters!  MEOW!
    Don’t forget the falconry gloves Brian.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Some days, there is no "because".
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    dankind said:

    Do you ever feel like your mind is eroding...?   hehehe!

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    hedonist said:
    Some days, there is no "because".
    https://youtu.be/hL0tnrl2L_U
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    rollings said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    The tent & house cat would be way more feasible than pop-up gargoyles. :smiley:
    They have those things?
    Not yet. I have to invent the shit out of them and hope that someone on Shark Tank will buy me out, since I'm an ignoramus.
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    rollings said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    The tent & house cat would be way more feasible than pop-up gargoyles. :smiley:
    They have those things?
    Not yet. I have to invent the shit out of them and hope that someone on Shark Tank will buy me out, since I'm an ignoramus.
    I Am An Ignoramus Because.....
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    Hobbes said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    rollings said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    The tent & house cat would be way more feasible than pop-up gargoyles. :smiley:
    They have those things?
    Not yet. I have to invent the shit out of them and hope that someone on Shark Tank will buy me out, since I'm an ignoramus.
    I Am An Ignoramus Because.....

    You are an ignoramus, because you let me and dankind take over the Slapstick thread, never do that again Hobbes.
  • PureandEasy
    PureandEasy Posts: 5,818

    I hate the word idiot, but I love this thread.  I am someone who is willing to share my faux pas.  I do it so often that I can’t help but laugh at myself.

    Last month, while scanning CNN news I saw that Tiger Woods did not make the cut for The Open and something about him being frustrated and just wanting to go home.  I didn’t read the story, the headline told me enough.

    The next day, I saw a story headline that said Tiger takes nap on neighborhood couch. Something to that affect.  I thought, wow, he really just wants to go home, has no concern for the tournament at all.  Flabbergasted, I did open this link. 

    Turned out to be two different tigers, the second being a tiger in India that entered a home to escape bad weather.

    Yeah, I’m an idiot, but I can laugh at myself. 



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  • pearljammr78
    pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    I saw that real Tiger story. Crazy. Glad I don’t have to worry about Tigers in my bed. 
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    PureandEasy said:

    I hate the word idiot, but I love this thread.  I am someone who is willing to share my faux pas.  I do it so often that I can’t help but laugh at myself.

    Last month, while scanning CNN news I saw that Tiger Woods did not make the cut for The Open and something about him being frustrated and just wanting to go home.  I didn’t read the story, the headline told me enough.

    The next day, I saw a story headline that said Tiger takes nap on neighborhood couch. Something to that affect.  I thought, wow, he really just wants to go home, has no concern for the tournament at all.  Flabbergasted, I did open this link. 

    Turned out to be two different tigers, the second being a tiger in India that entered a home to escape bad weather.

    Yeah, I’m an idiot, but I can laugh at myself. 



    That is funny!
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    edited September 2019
    I yelled at a plant.

    I'm ashamed 

    Edit: in my defense, it was being a dick
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    rollings said:
    I yelled at a plant.

    I'm ashamed 

    Edit: in my defense, it was being a dick
    :rofl:

    (Sorry, plant, no offense! heeheehee!)
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    -Roberto Benigni

  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    ed243421 said:

    I would be so OK if just once Harry Dean Stanton had come up to me and said, "You're an idiot,"  and then give that hint of a smile followed by, "but you're alllll-right!"
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,815
    Seeing Harry Dean Stanton typed out reminds me of a time I was an idiot....
    Because I was a freshman in college and fraternity rush parties were being held.
    I went to a big party at a house I knew there was no chance in hell of me ever being in, or wanting to be a part of.  Went with a few friends, to meet girls and drink free beer.
    They handed out blank name tags as guys walked in.
    I took a marker and wrote
    Harold Richard Testes

    We stayed for about an hour and after the third or fourth time a house member tried "rushing me* by asking me if I prefer to be called Harold....and I corrected them that I was actually Harry, we had to leave.
    It seemed only a matter of time before someone put it together and asked why I was rushing their house with Hairy Dick Balls on my name tag.

    Flash forward 20+ years and it was last year, attending my wife's high school reunion.  It was in the think of the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings.
    I got another name tag, and wrote Squee on it.
    Got more than a few comments from trumpeters, but everyone thought it was pretty funny.
    My wife didn't love it  - told her at least it wasn't Donkey Kong Doug that I wrote on it.
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  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    edited September 2019
    I continue to waste many hours each day arguing with racists, homophobes, transphobes, Islamophobes on Facebook despite getting nowhere and being insulted for standing up for said groups (eg. Called stupid, having people make fun of my appearance etc)
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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    rollings said:
    I yelled at a plant.

    I'm ashamed 

    Edit: in my defense, it was being a dick
    Roses can be real pricks. Cacti, too.

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