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I Am An Idiot Because.....

Here’s the thread to admit the dumb ass things we all do in life. Just so people don’t feel alone when they do it too. Plus it will probably be some comic relief. 

I just realized that Chris and Ed sing the exact same verse and chorus in Hunger Strike. 

Years of singing it since it came out and it finally hit me. I’m an idiot. 
Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
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    MissPennyLaneMissPennyLane Redondo Beach, CA Posts: 687
    I locked my keys in my car while it was still running. Lol sigh
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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,611
    I sat down next to Wob and ordered a PBR.
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,625
    edited August 2019
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    I sat down next to Wob and ordered a PBR.
    Ha.


    I went home in a taxi after a PJ show after-party with many of the people here....and was so wrecked that I refused to pay the taxi driver, insisting it was an Uber and my phone would pay him.  
    He banged on the door and woke up Mrs FMe, at 3:30 in the morning, and she paid.  
    I fell up the stairs as I entered our house


    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    I sat down next to Wob and ordered a PBR.
    Who’s Wob?
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,611
    I sat down next to Wob and ordered a PBR.
    Who’s Wob?
    A legend in his own mind. Timeless. Lover of tree wells. Ass kicker extraordinaire. Holder of the steady. Given up for dead. Woo woo dolled up. Retired despite the hype. Graduate of havaahd on the hockingpatooey. A man of letters. Replaceable by a goat. Not from this eon. Median sleeper. Denver awaker. Dive bar swimmer. Talker off ears.
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN;

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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,625
    :rofl:
    Lover of that ^ emoji
    Pisser of the trees
    Walker of miles each day
    Back of the pick up truck rider

    The Wob
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,611
    :rofl:
    Lover of that ^ emoji
    Pisser of the trees
    Walker of miles each day
    Back of the pick up truck rider

    The Wob
    Thar of the bloody gash.
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN;

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    pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    That guy sounds amazing. 
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,611
    That guy sounds amazing. 
    Wob’s fan club of won.
    09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN;

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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,625
    Cantankerous old bastard
    Maker of what some interpret to be racially insensitive comments
    Stinker up of rooms

    We love our Wob
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 5,767
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    I sat down next to Wob and ordered a PBR.
    Ha.


    I went home in a taxi after a PJ show after-party with many of the people here....and was so wrecked that I refused to pay the taxi driver, insisting it was an Uber and my phone would pay him.  
    He banged on the door and woke up Mrs FMe, at 3:30 in the morning, and she paid.  
    I fell up the stairs as I entered our house


    Sounds like "just another night in the life of the Fme's"
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
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    pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    I thought I was the stinker of rooms. Well in my house I’m still king. 
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
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    pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    I locked my keys in my car while it was still running. Lol sigh
    I hope you got in soon. It’s hot this summer. 
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    loggerhead [chiefly dialect], loon, lump, lunkhead, meathead, mome [archaic], moron, mug [chiefly British], mutt, natural, nimrod [slang], nincompoop, ninny, ninnyhammer, nit [chiefly British], nitwit, noddy, noodle, numskull (or numbskull), oaf, pinhead, prat [British], ratbag [chiefly Australian], saphead, schlub (also shlub) [slang], schnook [slang], simpleton, stock, stupe, stupid, thickhead, turkey, woodenhead, yahoo, yo-yo
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,625
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    I sat down next to Wob and ordered a PBR.
    Ha.


    I went home in a taxi after a PJ show after-party with many of the people here....and was so wrecked that I refused to pay the taxi driver, insisting it was an Uber and my phone would pay him.  
    He banged on the door and woke up Mrs FMe, at 3:30 in the morning, and she paid.  
    I fell up the stairs as I entered our house


    Sounds like "just another night in the life of the Fme's"
    The exciting life of SC grads.  ;)
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Cantankerous old bastard
    Maker of what some interpret to be racially insensitive comments
    Stinker up of rooms

    We love our Wob
    That we do. And his wife is a saint.  
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,800
    this guy, its self evident....


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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    mickeyrat said:
    this guy, its self evident....


    Agreed.

    Anyone taking a photo while driving, especially at highway speeds, is an idiot.

    :tongue:
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,800
    dankind said:
    mickeyrat said:
    this guy, its self evident....


    Agreed.

    Anyone taking a photo while driving, especially at highway speeds, is an idiot.

    :tongue:
    construction zone. stop and go. about 5 mph here.
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    mickeyrat said:
    dankind said:
    mickeyrat said:
    this guy, its self evident....


    Agreed.

    Anyone taking a photo while driving, especially at highway speeds, is an idiot.

    :tongue:
    construction zone. stop and go. about 5 mph here.
    Dammit, mickey. 

    I'm not an idiot; I'm an ass for assuming that you're an idiot..

    And Cayenne driver, you can't even get the proper spin on those rims in that slowdown. Such a shame.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,800
    dankind said:
    mickeyrat said:
    dankind said:
    mickeyrat said:
    this guy, its self evident....


    Agreed.

    Anyone taking a photo while driving, especially at highway speeds, is an idiot.

    :tongue:
    construction zone. stop and go. about 5 mph here.
    Dammit, mickey. 

    I'm not an idiot; I'm an ass for assuming that you're an idiot..

    And Cayenne driver, you can't even get the proper spin on those rims in that slowdown. Such a shame.
    oh I'm an idiot. I drive a truck for a living......
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    mickeyrat said:
    dankind said:
    mickeyrat said:
    dankind said:
    mickeyrat said:
    this guy, its self evident....


    Agreed.

    Anyone taking a photo while driving, especially at highway speeds, is an idiot.

    :tongue:
    construction zone. stop and go. about 5 mph here.
    Dammit, mickey. 

    I'm not an idiot; I'm an ass for assuming that you're an idiot..

    And Cayenne driver, you can't even get the proper spin on those rims in that slowdown. Such a shame.
    oh I'm an idiot. I drive a truck for a living......
    Oh, I in no way meant to imply that you're not an idiot in the grand scheme of things. The ego is overrated.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,625
    This is the thread for all of us to share why we consider ourselves idiots.
    (Or, to share our love for elderly persons)
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Prince Myshkin is an idiot.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,625
    dankind said:
    Prince Myshkin is an idiot.
    Going Dostoevsky on our asses.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    ... because my wife says so lol
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    rgambs said:
    ... because my wife says so lol
    But knowing that she's right at least signals some self-awareness on your part. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,487
    dankind said:
    Prince Myshkin is an idiot.
    Going Dostoevsky on our asses.
    What a pretentious ninnyhammer. :wink:
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
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