I Am An Idiot Because.....

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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    @brianlux I have had my heart rate up above 160 for periods of running.  (Resting heart rate is in 50s-60s). You are ok with 145, I would think?
    Glad you are ok.  
    Gold star for you doing that hike but I'm sorry for you that it bugged you out.
    It's good to know 145 isn't bad.  My wife was worried but probably as much by how dogged I looked.  160- wow!  Running also, wow, lol, I haven't done that is a long time!

    Thanks for good thoughts :smile:
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    -Roberto Benigni

  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
    @rollings I double gog dare you to not only do that but to put "guarded by attack dog" sticker on.
    Haha. . .you guys will appreciate this one...
    ...
    when I first started this job i told Chad how everyone had their cubes decorated with big plants and stuff.

    He told me to to top them by bringing in a tent and a house cat
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    The tent & house cat would be way more feasible than pop-up gargoyles. :smiley:
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    rollings said:
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
    @rollings I double gog dare you to not only do that but to put "guarded by attack dog" sticker on.
    Haha. . .you guys will appreciate this one...
    ...
    when I first started this job i told Chad how everyone had their cubes decorated with big plants and stuff.

    He told me to to top them by bringing in a tent and a house cat
    A tent is completely reasonable. 

    Everyone needs a little nap once in a while. 
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,265
    rollings said:
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
    @rollings I double gog dare you to not only do that but to put "guarded by attack dog" sticker on.
    Haha. . .you guys will appreciate this one...
    ...
    when I first started this job i told Chad how everyone had their cubes decorated with big plants and stuff.

    He told me to to top them by bringing in a tent and a house cat
    A tent is completely reasonable. 

    Everyone needs a little nap once in a while. 
    String the hammock 
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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    rollings said:
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
    @rollings I double gog dare you to not only do that but to put "guarded by attack dog" sticker on.
    Haha. . .you guys will appreciate this one...
    ...
    when I first started this job i told Chad how everyone had their cubes decorated with big plants and stuff.

    He told me to to top them by bringing in a tent and a house cat
    A tent is completely reasonable. 

    Everyone needs a little nap once in a while. 
    String the hammock 
    That can be a challenge in the office environment, due to the need for anchor points. 

    In a pinch, a couple of your more sedentary colleagues can be used. 
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    rollings said:
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
    @rollings I double gog dare you to not only do that but to put "guarded by attack dog" sticker on.
    Haha. . .you guys will appreciate this one...
    ...
    when I first started this job i told Chad how everyone had their cubes decorated with big plants and stuff.

    He told me to to top them by bringing in a tent and a house cat
    A tent is completely reasonable. 

    Everyone needs a little nap once in a while. 
    String the hammock 
    That can be a challenge in the office environment, due to the need for anchor points. 

    In a pinch, a couple of your more sedentary colleagues can be used. 
    And your colleagues can say they are multitasking by also being used as scratching posts for your cat. Win-win.
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,815
    rollings said:
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
    @rollings I double gog dare you to not only do that but to put "guarded by attack dog" sticker on.
    Haha. . .you guys will appreciate this one...
    ...
    when I first started this job i told Chad how everyone had their cubes decorated with big plants and stuff.

    He told me to to top them by bringing in a tent and a house cat
    Exactly that 
    And, unchopping wood.
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    The tent & house cat would be way more feasible than pop-up gargoyles. :smiley:
    They have those things?
  • Renfield
    Renfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054
    brianlux said:
    ...the last one is at the top of the trail at Round Top Lake:

    @brianlux  Ed V (not of PJ) would still be proud of your climb. Hope you are feeling better.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    Renfield said:
    brianlux said:
    ...the last one is at the top of the trail at Round Top Lake:

    @brianlux  Ed V (not of PJ) would still be proud of your climb. Hope you are feeling better.
    Thanks, Renfield.  I don't know of any other Ed V's, but please tell Ed, "Thanks!"

    I'm doing better-  my brain only glitched a few times today:

    -Lost my glasses for 20 minutes.
    -Left the stove on the frying pan to dry it the whole time I was in the shower.  (C. told me I can't dry cast iron that way anymore.)
    -Instead of water, accidentally poured electrolyte beverage in the tea pot which ruined C's tea.
    -Put some yogurt I bought today on the fajitas  I made for dinner and discovered that instead of plain yogurt it was blueberry yogurt.

    I think I'll do something safe tomorrow to practice my cognitive skill.  Like sweep the floor, maybe?

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Renfield
    Renfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054
    brianlux said:
    Renfield said:
    @brianlux  Ed V (not of PJ) would still be proud of your climb. Hope you are feeling better.
    Thanks, Renfield.  I don't know of any other Ed V's, but please tell Ed, "Thanks!"

    I'm doing better-  my brain only glitched a few times today:

    -Lost my glasses for 20 minutes.
    -Left the stove on the frying pan to dry it the whole time I was in the shower.  (C. told me I can't dry cast iron that way anymore.)
    -Instead of water, accidentally poured electrolyte beverage in the tea pot which ruined C's tea.
    -Put some yogurt I bought today on the fajitas  I made for dinner and discovered that instead of plain yogurt it was blueberry yogurt.

    I think I'll do something safe tomorrow to practice my cognitive skill.  Like sweep the floor, maybe?

    Damn, you are indeed off... it’s an Ed you introduced to me...Ed Viesturs /No Shortcuts to the Top.
    Based on the mishaps of yesterday, I wouldn’t even attempt sweeping the floor until you’re back in tip-top shape.
  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,265
    brianlux said:
    Renfield said:
    brianlux said:
    ...the last one is at the top of the trail at Round Top Lake:

    @brianlux  Ed V (not of PJ) would still be proud of your climb. Hope you are feeling better.
    Thanks, Renfield.  I don't know of any other Ed V's, but please tell Ed, "Thanks!"

    I'm doing better-  my brain only glitched a few times today:

    -Lost my glasses for 20 minutes.
    -Left the stove on the frying pan to dry it the whole time I was in the shower.  (C. told me I can't dry cast iron that way anymore.)
    -Instead of water, accidentally poured electrolyte beverage in the tea pot which ruined C's tea.
    -Put some yogurt I bought today on the fajitas  I made for dinner and discovered that instead of plain yogurt it was blueberry yogurt.

    I think I'll do something safe tomorrow to practice my cognitive skill.  Like sweep the floor, maybe?

    Just don’t mistake the cat for a broom. Maybe have C hand you the broom?
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    brianlux said:
    Renfield said:
    brianlux said:
    ...the last one is at the top of the trail at Round Top Lake:

    @brianlux  Ed V (not of PJ) would still be proud of your climb. Hope you are feeling better.
    Thanks, Renfield.  I don't know of any other Ed V's, but please tell Ed, "Thanks!"

    I'm doing better-  my brain only glitched a few times today:

    -Lost my glasses for 20 minutes.
    -Left the stove on the frying pan to dry it the whole time I was in the shower.  (C. told me I can't dry cast iron that way anymore.)
    -Instead of water, accidentally poured electrolyte beverage in the tea pot which ruined C's tea.
    -Put some yogurt I bought today on the fajitas  I made for dinner and discovered that instead of plain yogurt it was blueberry yogurt.

    I think I'll do something safe tomorrow to practice my cognitive skill.  Like sweep the floor, maybe?

    Just don’t mistake the cat for a broom. Maybe have C hand you the broom?
    Pomeranians make excellent mops.
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  • Renfield
    Renfield NYC NY Posts: 1,054
    *Footnote  "No Animals Were Harmed in the Sweeping of This House"
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    brianlux said:
    Renfield said:
    brianlux said:
    ...the last one is at the top of the trail at Round Top Lake:

    @brianlux  Ed V (not of PJ) would still be proud of your climb. Hope you are feeling better.
    Thanks, Renfield.  I don't know of any other Ed V's, but please tell Ed, "Thanks!"

    I'm doing better-  my brain only glitched a few times today:

    -Lost my glasses for 20 minutes.
    -Left the stove on the frying pan to dry it the whole time I was in the shower.  (C. told me I can't dry cast iron that way anymore.)
    -Instead of water, accidentally poured electrolyte beverage in the tea pot which ruined C's tea.
    -Put some yogurt I bought today on the fajitas  I made for dinner and discovered that instead of plain yogurt it was blueberry yogurt.

    I think I'll do something safe tomorrow to practice my cognitive skill.  Like sweep the floor, maybe?


    I have also accidentally put flavoured yoghurt in savoury dishes, although in my defense it was vanilla yoghurt and thus also white. The blue colour should have tipped you off. 

    Fajitas for dinner sounds great, though. 
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    New profile pic for Brian, yes/no?

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  • ed243421
    ed243421 Posts: 7,730

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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    rollings said:
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
    @rollings I double gog dare you to not only do that but to put "guarded by attack dog" sticker on.
    Haha. . .you guys will appreciate this one...
    ...
    when I first started this job i told Chad how everyone had their cubes decorated with big plants and stuff.

    He told me to to top them by bringing in a tent and a house cat
    A tent is completely reasonable. 

    Everyone needs a little nap once in a while. 
    All about pitching tents at work.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Hobbes said:
    rollings said:
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
    @rollings I double gog dare you to not only do that but to put "guarded by attack dog" sticker on.
    Haha. . .you guys will appreciate this one...
    ...
    when I first started this job i told Chad how everyone had their cubes decorated with big plants and stuff.

    He told me to to top them by bringing in a tent and a house cat
    A tent is completely reasonable. 

    Everyone needs a little nap once in a while. 
    All about pitching tents at work.
    Easy enough if you work at a desk, but I'd be careful if you work around any sharp instruments, heavy machinery, open flames, etc.
    I SAW PEARL JAM