I Am An Idiot Because.....

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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    mickeyrat said:
    dankind said:
    mickeyrat said:
    this guy, its self evident....


    Agreed.

    Anyone taking a photo while driving, especially at highway speeds, is an idiot.

    :tongue:
    construction zone. stop and go. about 5 mph here.
    Dammit, mickey. 

    I'm not an idiot; I'm an ass for assuming that you're an idiot..

    And Cayenne driver, you can't even get the proper spin on those rims in that slowdown. Such a shame.
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,472
    dankind said:
    mickeyrat said:
    dankind said:
    mickeyrat said:
    this guy, its self evident....


    Agreed.

    Anyone taking a photo while driving, especially at highway speeds, is an idiot.

    :tongue:
    construction zone. stop and go. about 5 mph here.
    Dammit, mickey. 

    I'm not an idiot; I'm an ass for assuming that you're an idiot..

    And Cayenne driver, you can't even get the proper spin on those rims in that slowdown. Such a shame.
    oh I'm an idiot. I drive a truck for a living......
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    mickeyrat said:
    dankind said:
    mickeyrat said:
    dankind said:
    mickeyrat said:
    this guy, its self evident....


    Agreed.

    Anyone taking a photo while driving, especially at highway speeds, is an idiot.

    :tongue:
    construction zone. stop and go. about 5 mph here.
    Dammit, mickey. 

    I'm not an idiot; I'm an ass for assuming that you're an idiot..

    And Cayenne driver, you can't even get the proper spin on those rims in that slowdown. Such a shame.
    oh I'm an idiot. I drive a truck for a living......
    Oh, I in no way meant to imply that you're not an idiot in the grand scheme of things. The ego is overrated.
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,815
    This is the thread for all of us to share why we consider ourselves idiots.
    (Or, to share our love for elderly persons)
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Prince Myshkin is an idiot.
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,815
    dankind said:
    Prince Myshkin is an idiot.
    Going Dostoevsky on our asses.
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  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    ... because my wife says so lol
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    rgambs said:
    ... because my wife says so lol
    But knowing that she's right at least signals some self-awareness on your part. 
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  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    F Me In The Brain said:
    dankind said:
    Prince Myshkin is an idiot.
    Going Dostoevsky on our asses.
    What a pretentious ninnyhammer. :wink:
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    I'm an idiot because I don't listen to my inner voice.  I don't stay within my limits.  I'm goal oriented and stubborn an a mule.  (And don't say "You mean 'ass', right?"  lol)
    Monday is a perfect example.  C. and I started out from Woods Lake near Carson Pass at 8240 feet to do a trail I've always wanted to do- the ridge trail from Woods up to Round Top Lake, elevation about 9300 feet.  I was not acclimatized and out of shape and about 1/2 mile from the lake my heart was racing about 145 beats per minute and I was breathing very hard.  But was I going to stop so close to the top?  No, my inner Rob Hall pushed on.   By the time we got to the top (C. doing just fine) I was close to passing out and knew I had to get down off that mountain.  Going down was very hard and by the time we got back to Woods lake, I was in really bad shape.  C. had to drive me two hours to the E.R.  where I arrived suffering exhaustion, vertigo, orthostatic hypotension, car sickness, and dehydration of dry heaving.  The hike itself is beautiful, one of the best I've ever been on.  But, yes, I'm an idiot.  Here are some pictures- the last one is at the top of the trail at Round Top Lake:

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  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    :hug:  It sucks to learn your limitations in an ER exam room. Unfortunately, for us nincompoops, we have to learn the hard way. I'm glad you made it home okay! 😊
  • Halifax2TheMax
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    OffSheGoes35 said:
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    :hug:  It sucks to learn your limitations in an ER exam room. Unfortunately, for us nincompoops, we have to learn the hard way. I'm glad you made it home okay! 😊
    Thank you, OSG.  I really hope I did learn something... this time, lol.  I'm still feeling a bit hammered so I think the lesson has sunk in.  :smile:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • OffSheGoes35
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    Halifax2TheMax said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
    And gargoyles that spring up every time the doorbell rings!
  • F Me In The Brain
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    Halifax2TheMax said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
    @rollings I double gog dare you to not only do that but to put "guarded by attack dog" sticker on.
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  • F Me In The Brain
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    edited August 2019
    @brianlux I have had my heart rate up above 160 for periods of running.  (Resting heart rate is in 50s-60s). You are ok with 145, I would think?
    Glad you are ok.  
    Gold star for you doing that hike but I'm sorry for you that it bugged you out.
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  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    brianlux said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    :hug:  It sucks to learn your limitations in an ER exam room. Unfortunately, for us nincompoops, we have to learn the hard way. I'm glad you made it home okay! 😊
    Thank you, OSG.  I really hope I did learn something... this time, lol.  I'm still feeling a bit hammered so I think the lesson has sunk in.  :smile:
    You're welcome! Hope you feel better soon, brianlux.
  • Halifax2TheMax
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    F Me In The Brain said:
    Halifax2TheMax said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    rollings said:
    I was leaving my cubicle with keys in hand and *boop boop* locked  my cube
    Dare you to put up an ADT sticker on your cubicle. :smiley:
    And a Ring doorbell
    @rollings I double gog dare you to not only do that but to put "guarded by attack dog" sticker on.
    And the NRA and “guarded by Smith & Wesson” stickers. Let us know if you meet with HR.
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