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Should EV run for POTUS?

PorkyPunkPorkyPunk Posts: 5
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With the current state of affairs and possible upcoming 4 more years of a rapist in office, do you think EV could/should run for Public Office? I sent Pearl Jam a proposal to run on a Fourth World Platform, with intervention into World affairs sanctioned only by the UN in cases of Human Rights Violations only. Central Africa would be a test lab of sorts for free abundant electricity, and the US would put up TeslaTowers there to effectively run electric vehicles without physical charges. He would also be able to practically disarm the nuclear arsenal of the US by putting critical missle-sensitive pins jumbled in boxes made of GammaGone (a patent is in process internationally by my cousin, by my marriage to a fraud, in GB). They could be rearmed by subsequent administrations easily if necessary. I have given the GammaGone patent to him, free and clear with other gifts, and offered to sell him my future intellectual property and be his Campaign Manager. All is above-board and legal. Look me up on Twitter and AppleMusic under @ProutRebekah and Rebekah Struthers (AppleMusic). I am an old fan that recently asked to rejoin the fold. Long story, but Stockholm Syndrome exists. 

Should EV run for POTUS? 92 votes

Yes
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MayDay10vaggar99Greatplainsman...hadrieliaRanmanPorkyPunk 6 votes
Not yet
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buck502000Hi! 2 votes
No
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Why?
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,682
    No
    No way.  Good god, no.  Eddie is a singer, not a politician.  He would hate the job.  And besides, he wouldn't stand a chance of winning and it cost a ton of money to run for POTUS (or a good deal of money for other offices) and that money could be used to do so much more positive, helpful stuff.

    Or maybe you we're joking?  Good grief!
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    Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 28,933
    He should release an album.
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
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    nicknyr15nicknyr15 Posts: 7,711
    I hope this is a joke 
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    tschavtschav Posts: 2,762
    No

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    darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 5,749
    No
    If this doesn't send the message to the band that we are losing our friggin minds and need some tour dates, then I don't know what will. 
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
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    josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 28,283
    No
    No 
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    JimmyVJimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 18,878
    McCready for America, 2020
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    drakeheuer14drakeheuer14 Posts: 4,386
    No
    Only if Dave A is running against him. Imagine the debate and what it could turn into 
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    JammalamboJammalambo Posts: 1,321
    Eddie is too politically correct to be POTUS.
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    RS151862RS151862 Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 2,624
    Why?
    He’s not tall enough. 
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    sheckyshecky San Francisco Posts: 1,440
    "Rapist in office"?! (I would've clicked on "quote" but I didn't want to have to read your garbage comment twice). 
    YOU are a FOOL.
    Don't bother responding for my sake, I won't be wasting my time revisiting this post to see it.
    I will close in stating this obvious fact: President Donald Trump is the BEST U.S. PRESIDENT in our lifetimes.

     
     




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    Hi!Hi! Posts: 3,095
    Not yet
    Fuck Trump 
    No Rapists 2020

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    vaggar99vaggar99 San Diego USA Posts: 3,425
    Yes
    Hi! said:
    Fuck Trump 
    No Rapists 2020
    i tend to agree with this
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    JT167846JT167846 Posts: 807
    Nah he's not qualified to do the job...oh wait...😂
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    josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 28,283
    No
    shecky said:
    "Rapist in office"?! (I would've clicked on "quote" but I didn't want to have to read your garbage comment twice). 
    YOU are a FOOL.
    Don't bother responding for my sake, I won't be wasting my time revisiting this post to see it.
    I will close in stating this obvious fact: President Donald Trump is the BEST U.S. PRESIDENT in our lifetimes.

     
     




    I wouldn’t let him near my dog let alone my kids !
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    pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    No
    Where is the hell no answer? But I would prefer almost anyone than that international disgrace that is the current US president or his revolving door of an administration. Pence is as scary as Trump. Rid the world of both in 2020. Vote!!
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
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    pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    edited July 2019
    No
    josevolution said:
    shecky said:
    "Rapist in office"?! (I would've clicked on "quote" but I didn't want to have to read your garbage comment twice). 
    YOU are a FOOL.
    Don't bother responding for my sake, I won't be wasting my time revisiting this post to see it.
    I will close in stating this obvious fact: President Donald Trump is the BEST U.S. PRESIDENT in our lifetimes.

     
     




    I wouldn’t let him near my dog let alone my kids !
    But think of the hush money he would pay your dog. I’m sure your dog is cuter than Stormy Daniels. And dogs are used to putting pieces of shit in their mouth. 

    JK. Don’t wanna insult any dogs. 

    F Trump
    Post edited by pearljammr78 on
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
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    on2legson2legs Standing in the Jersey rain… Posts: 14,419
    edited July 2019
    shecky said:
    "Rapist in office"?! (I would've clicked on "quote" but I didn't want to have to read your garbage comment twice). 
    YOU are a FOOL.
    Don't bother responding for my sake, I won't be wasting my time revisiting this post to see it.
    I will close in stating this obvious fact: President Donald Trump is the BEST U.S. PRESIDENT in our lifetimes.

     
     




    And I thought the first post was crazy. But then I read this one. 
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    pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    No
    Ed’s not orange 🍊 enough 
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,682
    edited July 2019
    No
    shecky said:
    "Rapist in office"?! (I would've clicked on "quote" but I didn't want to have to read your garbage comment twice). 
    YOU are a FOOL.
    Don't bother responding for my sake, I won't be wasting my time revisiting this post to see it.
    I will close in stating this obvious fact: President Donald Trump is the BEST U.S. PRESIDENT in our lifetimes.

     
     




    That very well could be... except for those of us of us who are older than 2 years, 181 days, 12 hours and 35 minutes.
    Post edited by brianlux on
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    No

    That very well could be... except for those of us of us who are older than 2 years, 181 days, 12 hours and 35 minutes.
    That’s so hilarious and true at the same time. Well done
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,151
    no,cos they will stop touring
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    Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 28,933
    shecky said:
    "Rapist in office"?! (I would've clicked on "quote" but I didn't want to have to read your garbage comment twice). 
    YOU are a FOOL.
    Don't bother responding for my sake, I won't be wasting my time revisiting this post to see it.
    I will close in stating this obvious fact: President Donald Trump is the BEST U.S. PRESIDENT in our lifetimes.

     
     




    Bill Pullman is.
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
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    darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 5,749
    No
    dimitrispearljam said:
    no,cos they will stop touring
    Oh no you didn't! LMAO
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
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    darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 5,749
    No
    brianlux said:
    shecky said:
    "Rapist in office"?! (I would've clicked on "quote" but I didn't want to have to read your garbage comment twice). 
    YOU are a FOOL.
    Don't bother responding for my sake, I won't be wasting my time revisiting this post to see it.
    I will close in stating this obvious fact: President Donald Trump is the BEST U.S. PRESIDENT in our lifetimes.

     
     




    That very well could be... except for those of us of us who are older than 2 years, 181 days, 12 hours and 35 minutes.
    And counting....
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
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    tschavtschav Posts: 2,762
    No
    dimitrispearljam said:
    no,cos they will stop touring
    Oh man, think of the GA line for Inauguration Day in DC...
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    CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,122
    edited July 2019
    Repubs always worship boobs(Not the good kind) in office 

    they are intimidated by smart people
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    pearljammr78pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    No
    If Ed did win they would have to move the White House to Hawaii. Not a lot of good surfing in DC. And the Cubs would become the national team. Thanks but no thanks. Sure there would be some good posters though. 
    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
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    josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 28,283
    No
    brianlux said:
    shecky said:
    "Rapist in office"?! (I would've clicked on "quote" but I didn't want to have to read your garbage comment twice). 
    YOU are a FOOL.
    Don't bother responding for my sake, I won't be wasting my time revisiting this post to see it.
    I will close in stating this obvious fact: President Donald Trump is the BEST U.S. PRESIDENT in our lifetimes.

     
     




    That very well could be... except for those of us of us who are older than 2 years, 181 days, 12 hours and 35 minutes.
    Mic 🎤 drops 
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