Chicago Cubs baseball!!!

Fucking classic Strop doing Strop type things. Kimbrell is somewhere enjoying a hearty guffaw. 

That is why Baez will never be a fucking MVP. Mother fucker swings at every fucking shit god damn pitch that - if it were Rizzo in the box instead - it would be 3 feet behind him. Want to get Baez out, never throw anything remotely close to the strike zone.
Also fuck that umpire on that first called strike to Contreras.
Garbage ass game in all aspects. Regroup and win tomorrow, get 3 out of 4.

Can we get a f’n closer please? 

J-Hey!!!

HesCalledDyer said:

I’ve always defended Strop as he has been our best reliever over the past 5 seasons. But he sucks so far this season. It’s time to sign a real god damn closer and let him be the setup guy.

melancon could be had at a steep discount.

I don’t believe in paying for “closers.” just find a guy on your staff.

In Heyward’s post game interview with Len and Jim he said, “Better late than never...shiiiittt.”  It was priceless! 

Prediction: Darvish will go 7 ⅔ with 8K's and the Cubs win 8-3

HesCalledDyer said:

Let's see if Darvish can get past the 4th fucking inning today.  Christ.

It's the Marlins. He'll either shut them out or the Marlins pitchers will give the runs back right away

6 walks. 4 innings. Typical Yu. Glad the cubs got it done despite his poor pitching though! 3 of 4 from the fish. 

Okay, so everyone who reads this has no doubt, by now, heard about the fan that was banned for his hand gesture. Now, I guess it's hard to say because I'm a white male but there is no doubt in my mind that he was playing the "circle game". I've played it. Coworkers (of all races) at every job I've worked have done it. Softball teammates and competitors. Maybe part of my anger comes from knowing that I could have received the same lifetime ban/lost my job/been labeled for life as a racist for the same thing...the most harmless thing. Today, yes, it is certainly much more widely known issue and I know not to do it. But a week ago, I would think a VERY small percentage of people would have known it was officially a racist symbol.

I guess it just blew my mind that the Cubs would give a guy a lifetime ban for it on the same day they let Addison Russell back to the team after his 40 game domestic violence suspension.

Anyhow...fast forward to the first pitch in the bottom of the 1st of today's game. J-Hey hits one off the wall and gets a triple. Here he is sliding into 3rd.....a week or so after Russell is forgiven for his domestic violence and Theo and Co. lifetime ban a guy for his "disgusting and egregious" behavior of making an "okay" sign in what was clearly, in my mind, a game.