Should I ask Agnes out on a date?

dankind said:

njnancy said:

dankind said:

Bitches are wild in the sack.

Signed,
Nice Guy DK

All I needed was Dankind and my point has been proven - thank you.

You're welcome.

True story: I had a bitch break a dinner plate over my head once because she didn't like it that I tied knots into plastic garbage bags, but I think I still stuck around for a year after that because of her extraordinary carnal prowess. I finally dumped her when we were shopping for something like a garbage can together at a big box department store. That was the last straw for me. I couldn't handle that shit at the time. Break a plate over my head, fine. Take me on a domesticated retail excursion, though, and you can kiss my ass goodbye.

Spiritual_Chaos said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

PJ_Soul said:

Obviously she wasn't, which is why he ended it with her. 

She ended it with me though. I guess she gave me some kind of open to saying I was sorry. But I didn't take it. I eyerolled my way out of there. Like a man! *highfives*

Whoa Whoa Whoa! You don't get *highfives* just yet. Were you being an asshat on messenger so you wouldn't have to go to her dad's birthday party?

I screamed in her face -- YOU MAY BE A LOVER BUT YOU AINT NO DANCER!

HughFreakingDillon said:

PJ_Soul said:

Well yeah, back to S_C's original comment... I still don't get how any reasonable person could find that offensive no matter how you look at it. It was really just a sarcastic question. That chick is WAAAAAAAYYYYYY too sensitive. She very likely would have been a pain in the ass, long term.

actually it's more likely you have zero idea what you are talking about, since you don't know the exact circumstance, nor the people involved. jesus. 

PJ_Soul said:

HughFreakingDillon said:

PJ_Soul said:

Well yeah, back to S_C's original comment... I still don't get how any reasonable person could find that offensive no matter how you look at it. It was really just a sarcastic question. That chick is WAAAAAAAYYYYYY too sensitive. She very likely would have been a pain in the ass, long term.

actually it's more likely you have zero idea what you are talking about, since you don't know the exact circumstance, nor the people involved. jesus. 

HughFreakingDillon said:

kce8 said:

Okay, as long as Agnes is still busy with the wrong guy and S_C has no other girl to talk about, I would like to ask for your opinion.

Suppose you have lost a really good old close friend about 15 years ago completely out of sight. You spent your whole youth with him. 7 years ago, at the first reunion, he mumbled in drunken condition that he left the clique 25 years ago because of you. "Do you actually know that I was sooo in love with you and you totally broke my heart back then?"
Eh What ??? And all you could respond was asking him why he never have said anything. 
Yeah, he once mentioned that he liked you back then, but that somehow seemed more like trying to keep you away from other guys. You never thought that he was actually really interested in you. You were just close friends and you were afraid he would find it just great just because you have connected so well as friends.
Now you have met him since last summer and after just these 7 years already 4 times on parties.
The last two times he started talking about it again, he said stuff like that you have since (over 25 years) still "something open" between each other. He said that openly and loud in front of all your old friends. 
Ok, he was slightly drunk but that went so far that even the old friends wondered what's going on with us.
He is married and has a 15 year old daughter. He may not be super happy in his marriage, but you strongly doubt he would change that.

So why does he come back with it after all these years, where you still get along so well? He has not given you direct advances and hopefully it will stay that way, but he behaved like it was the most normal thing in the world. He hugged snuggled and held you as he did 25 years ago. 
You feared he would call you the next day. He did not.
So why is he just doing that? You will meet again this coming weekend at a friend's birthday party.
How the hell do you behave when you're happy about the renewed contact - you really enjoy his company again -  but do not want to be the scapegoat for any marital disputes? 

married=off limits. don't even entertain the idea of any type of emotional attachment with this guy. it will only get insanely messy. and you will end up the one that gets hurt and also quite likely be perceived as the cause of it.