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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    I love a runny egg yolk, but those whites better damn well be done.  And I believe this was talked about a few pages back, but if you give me scrambled eggs and they're still liquid - your dead ass will be putting them back on the stove until they're done.  I prefer my food in not-already-digested form.

    Speaking of which, I was at a friend's house a few years back and she was feeding her 2 year old.  Kid tried a bite of something and didn't like it, so he spit it out.  Mom then proceeded to pick it up and eat it.  I damn near puked on site.  Kids are fucking disgusting enough as it is, but man if I hadn't looked away in a split second, there would have been a lot more digested food on the table.
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,812
    edited September 2017
    chadwick said:

    yeah i can't do raw eggs. even runny yolks literally turn my stomach to where i vomit. no one will ever witness me dippin toast into runny ass yolks & if they do they must follow me into the bathroom where i'll be sick.


    now here's a story about my grandpa & his quick ass bullshit egg cooking skills. dad always said it was from when (his dad) grandpa was in WWII fighting japanese on those islands that led him to fry an egg 30 seconds each side. fast forward to the 70s & 80s when us three boys would stay over at grandma & grandpa's house. grandpa made breakfast. all i remember was me trying to down my serving of nasty ass eggs. son of a bitch that was rough. both my brothers did fine with their breakfasts, not i. for one thing ya can't not eat what is served, that would not happen. (gramps meant well but sure sucked at eggs.)  (yes he literally used a timer... 30 seconds... flip)


    i'd force down a bite or two, sometimes pretending to swallow the eggs, leaving the chewed up garbage in my mouth. i'd then excuse myself to go use the restroom where i'd spit out the eggs i hadn't swallowed & i'd then be vomiting what i had put down my neck. i can remember getting up from the table two or three times (possibly more) per breakfast. "you ok, chad?" "ya i'm ok just had to pee real quick again"



    So I take it you are not going to be trying my recipe.  Mmm, methinks I need 'to try and be better & up my game of shit & piss' when it comes to the creative food choices I share.

    Dut could put away the runny eggs?
    I bet that sonofagun could eat 'em raw.  Anyone that heats a fork up in a pan of oil and stabs his older brother in the arm with a fork is the type of guy I can imagine powering down runny eggs from Bad-ass Grandpa any time. 


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  • i_lov_it
    i_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007

    Nah I don't like Oysters...

  • i_lov_it
    i_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    edited September 2017
    No Oysters for me thanks lol
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157

    hescalleddyer, yeah that is gross. no thanks.

    love me some eggs benedict but i'm not having runny ass eggs  


    f me in the brain,

    yes dut did pull his well cooked fork from the bubbling cooking oil & firmly put it down on my bicep/back arm area. he only done this in revenge fashion. i did laugh when he got me, funny stuff, hysterical actually. he couldn't eat oatmeal without puking whilst waiting for the school bus.

    other than raw eggs, most organs, tongue, & raccoon assholes... i think i'll be ok

      

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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,668
    edited September 2017
    HesCalledDyer said:
    I love a runny egg yolk, but those whites better damn well be done.  And I believe this was talked about a few pages back, but if you give me scrambled eggs and they're still liquid - your dead ass will be putting them back on the stove until they're done.  I prefer my food in not-already-digested form.

    Speaking of which, I was at a friend's house a few years back and she was feeding her 2 year old.  Kid tried a bite of something and didn't like it, so he spit it out.  Mom then proceeded to pick it up and eat it.  I damn near puked on site.  Kids are fucking disgusting enough as it is, but man if I hadn't looked away in a split second, there would have been a lot more digested food on the table.

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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,812
    edited September 2017
    Tongue always goes on racoon assholes.  Believe that is part of the salad course.  :lol:
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Chad done went and made me hungry!

    Breakfast for lunch!

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157

    dankind,

    looks good but disgusting at the same time. good luck, sir. 

    i'm making breakfast tonight actually.

    they aren't homemade biscuits but they'll work. butcher shop cut bacon. eggs that aren't running around leaking their nasty ass all over the place. yep - bacon, egg, cheese, biscuits. get the heck outta here  

    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    It's fall y'all!
    At the Gambs house that means fresh picked Fuji apples, plums, and fresh pressed unpasteurised apple cider.
    Liquid fucking gold.

    In a few weeks, liquid fucking gold booze.
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,812
    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/265719/the-pizza-thread#latest

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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,812
    The first time I made hard cider I puked my guts out.  It was awful! 
    I do enjoy some good stuff, though.
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Had my favorite NYC (53rd and 6th) street meat for the 2:40 a.m. train back to Boston. Smelled up that train car something fierce. You're welcome, fellow passengers.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Do I dare ask what "street meat" is?
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,375
    edited October 2017
    I believe I asked this on the Pizza thread on accident.

    Where in NY can I find Abondigas soup?  Has anyone had any luck finding a place that makes it?

    hedonist     said:
    Do I dare ask what "street meat" is?
    This is usually "Halal" meat.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,812
    That looks great!  ^^  Especially late night.

    I love Albondigas soup.  My cousin's wife used to make a mean version of this.
    Never had in NY
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Mmm mmm good-lookin'.
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,375
    F Me In The Brain said:
    That looks great!  ^^  Especially late night.

    I love Albondigas soup.  My cousin's wife used to make a mean version of this.
    Never had in NY
    I have been to a dozen "Mexican" restaurants and they all look at me like I have 10 heads when I ask for Abondigas.  The places out here are more South American than Mexican.

    My recent trip to Cali I had me some Abondigas and I was happy.  Had Tri-tip too.  Missed all that living here on the east coast.
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,812
    tempo_n_groove said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    That looks great!  ^^  Especially late night.

    I love Albondigas soup.  My cousin's wife used to make a mean version of this.
    Never had in NY
    I have been to a dozen "Mexican" restaurants and they all look at me like I have 10 heads when I ask for Abondigas.  The places out here are more South American than Mexican.

    My recent trip to Cali I had me some Abondigas and I was happy.  Had Tri-tip too.  Missed all that living here on the east coast.
    Should have taken pics...we had our company picnic on Saturday, which brought me to SoCal.
    We had a local taco truck come to the park where we were and serve up some authentic SoCal Mexican Street Food.
    I fucking killed my stomach but ate 6 Al Pastor tacos, loaded with onion, cilantro, and salsa verde.  The guy laughed at me when i came back for 2 more (both times) and did not change to Chicken or Carne Asada...he told me 'You know what's up!'. 
    Shit was so good.
    Oh, and the 16 coors lights mixed in with volleyball, whiffle ball, and drinking horse, didn't help my stomach. 
    Ate handfuls of Tums twice before the pizza meet up on Sunday.
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