Ted Cruz really is an idiot

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  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,189
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BNtP7tN8I

    fuck yes he ate that booger
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    so gross. 
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,673
    edited September 2017
    That clip never fails to trigger my gag reflex. :sick: Ever since that happened it's the only thing I think about when I see his face. So disgusting.
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  • Bentleyspop
    Bentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 11,420
    PJ_Soul said:
    That clip never fails to trigger my gag reflex. :sick: Ever since that happened it's the only thing I think about when I see his face. So disgusting.
    well now you can distract yourself by knowing what he did in his bunk bed as a college freshman
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,673
    Bentleyspop said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    That clip never fails to trigger my gag reflex. :sick: Ever since that happened it's the only thing I think about when I see his face. So disgusting.
    well now you can distract yourself by knowing what he did in his bunk bed as a college freshman
    I like this quote from his ex-roommate: "Sadly, the fact that Ted Cruz jacks off to mediocre porn spam is the most human thing we can say about him. This is actually his high point.” :lol:
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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    I knew it.

    I wasn't sure though... because he definitively looks like a booger eater: the 'classic' variety that incessantly licks their upper lip when their nose is running... and eagerly gobbles up any 'noseys' that become liberated from the walls of their nostrils (regardless of texture).
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    this thread is making me sick to my stomach. 
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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    this thread is making me sick to my stomach. 
    Yeah. I made the mistake of reading it during lunch. Bleh. 
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  • JimmyV
    JimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 19,598
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    this thread is making me sick to my stomach. 
    Ted Cruz does that to people.
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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
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    Gern Blansten said:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BNtP7tN8I

    fuck yes he ate that booger
    I watched again. I had too.

    The booger rode it out for quite a while on the top lip before Teddy accentuated something he was saying. That's when things went really shitty for it- the booger slipped onto the lower lip.

    The lower lip kept encroaching the oral cavity with the booger in a trepidous state of affairs. It was inevitable though. Once booger eater sensed the small mass on the lateral aspect of his lower lip... it was over. Teddy gobbled it up like a smartie... a small hint of a smile on his lip afterwards indicating a remote level of satisfaction.
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  • jeffbr
    jeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,673
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,614
    Damn 
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • ikiT
    ikiT USA Posts: 11,059
    https://video.vice.com/en_us/video/ted-cruz-likes-cuck-porn/59b83d0195a1c2063f8aeffc
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    image
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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
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    Lizard said:
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    Hahahahaha 
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  • ikiT
    ikiT USA Posts: 11,059
    like it
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,673
    Lizard said:
    image
    Hilarious.
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  • Bentleyspop
    Bentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 11,420

  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,218
    Bentleyspop said:

    Couldn’t stay awake tonight either. Way past his bedtime. He should retire. He’s old. Ted “low energy” Crud.
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