Ted Cruz really is an idiot

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  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Is Ted Cruz as big a baby as Phil Helmuth?
  • fife
    fife Posts: 3,327
    Jason P said:

    dignin said:

    Jason P said:

    Who Princess said:

    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
    Oh yeah, I forgot he is Canadian. Fuck Ted Cruz.
    No, no, no, no. Fuck that. He's yours now.

    http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/ted-cruz-the-u-s-senator-who-renounced-his-canadian-citizenship-to-announce-plans-to-run-for-president
    Just the type of move a Canadian spymaster would pull off.

    I should have known better. His beady little eyes should have tipped me off. I'm on to you, Canada! You send him down to infiltrate our system, and before you know it we are hydrating our kids with Kokanee instead of water.

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    You sneaky fucking Canucks ...
    oh crap, you guys are on to us. damm!


  • ikiT
    ikiT USA Posts: 11,059
    #suchadouche
    Bristow 05132010 to Amsterdam 2 06132018
  • ikiT
    ikiT USA Posts: 11,059
    #suchacanadiandouche
    Bristow 05132010 to Amsterdam 2 06132018
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
    Is this his illegitimate son????

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    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
    I think that is Cruz's biggest detriment .... his face screams "punch me" ... just like that douchebag Duke player Grayson Allen. Sight unseen, I want to punch him just because his name is Grayson. Add the smug punch me face and the fact he plays for Duke, this is what I want to do to little fucking Grayson ...

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    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    Jason P said:

    Is this his illegitimate son????

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    If Cruz mated with Jason Bateman.

    Fitting since he played bball in Teen Wolf Too. That was filmed where I grew up at the Claremont Colleges.
  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    Jason P said:

    Is this his illegitimate son????

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    Maybe if he was straight
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,097
    Jason P said:

    I think that is Cruz's biggest detriment .... his face screams "punch me" ... just like that douchebag Duke player Grayson Allen. Sight unseen, I want to punch him just because his name is Grayson. Add the smug punch me face and the fact he plays for Duke, this is what I want to do to little fucking Grayson ...

    image

    i just totally geeked out at that gif. so awesome!
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,189
    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ted-cruz-bacon-machine-gun

    Republicans and their guns...it's always hilarious to me how they all act like Rambo around election time
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  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,189
    how much would that ammo cost for a damn piece of bacon?
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    Gern Blansten said:

    how much would that ammo cost for a damn piece of bacon?

    I'd love to get footloose up his punk ass.
  • Bentleyspop
    Bentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 11,420

    Ted Cruz Twitter account 'likes' pornographic tweet 

    Ted Cruz's college roommate dishes the dirt on Texas Senator
  • JC29856
    JC29856 Posts: 9,617
    Bentleyspop said:

    Ted Cruz Twitter account 'likes' pornographic tweet 

    Ted Cruz's college roommate dishes the dirt on Texas Senator
    how about the beer goggled Princeton college freshman that wakes up at 5am in the same room as those two! yikes
  • JC29856
    JC29856 Posts: 9,617
    if Trying Ted ever becomes President there's always this

    http://bgr.com/2017/09/11/sex-robot-hack-security-cyborg/
  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,189
    Hilarious....can't wait for his explanation.
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Correct me if I'm wrong... but wasn't it Ted that ate a booger during a debate?

    Didn't he ruthlessly slam that thing back? The little chunk of snot had no chance.

    It was him wasn't it?
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • JimmyV
    JimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 19,598
    Best part of this thread is that no matter what happens the thread title is always true. Always.
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  • ikiT
    ikiT USA Posts: 11,059
    The true face of the Republican party.

    Teddy Cruz


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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited September 2017
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    Correct me if I'm wrong... but wasn't it Ted that ate a booger during a debate?

    Didn't he ruthlessly slam that thing back? The little chunk of snot had no chance.

    It was him wasn't it?
    It sure was! Gobbled that thing like a real life game of Hungry Hungry Hippos with no remorse.

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