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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    I predict this thread will go to infinity minus 1 posts.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Just a reminder for those playing: it's duck, duck, then goose.
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Hobbes said:
    Just a reminder for those playing: it's duck, duck, then goose.
    Not always. I have to duck after I goose my wife. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Amongst the Ani said:
    Hobbes said:
    Just a reminder for those playing: it's duck, duck, then goose.
    Not always. I have to duck after I goose my wife. 

    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,838
    skids marks spend lobster tails in gay Paris
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    My wife likes to paint her toe nails to look like shag carpet. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Degeneratefk
    Degeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    Amongst the Ani said:
    It is so hot here in AZ you could put a bucket below me to collect my ball sweat. 
    Why? 
    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Degeneratefk said:
    Amongst the Ani said:
    It is so hot here in AZ you could put a bucket below me to collect my ball sweat. 
    Why? 
    To water down your chowder tank. The seahorses lose their luggage racks without it. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Degeneratefk
    Degeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    dankind said:
    Degeneratefk said:
    Amongst the Ani said:
    It is so hot here in AZ you could put a bucket below me to collect my ball sweat. 
    Why? 
    To water down your chowder tank. The seahorses lose their luggage racks without it. 

    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Degeneratefk said:
    Amongst the Ani said:
    It is so hot here in AZ you could put a bucket below me to collect my ball sweat. 
    Why? 
    Because the Bible says so. Frank, chapter 3 verse 2. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,437
    Amongst the Ani said:
    Degeneratefk said:
    Amongst the Ani said:
    It is so hot here in AZ you could put a bucket below me to collect my ball sweat. 
    Why? 
    Because the Bible says so. Frank, chapter 3 verse 2. 
    Correction, my cousin Frank's bible sang me a verse. I had chapters for lunch. Squishy.
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    edited July 2017
    Amongst the Ani said:
    My wife likes to paint her toe nails to look like shag carpet. 
    At last!  I finally know why the old shag carpet in my garage (converted into a book storage space) looks like a field of toe nails.  Such a relief!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Aliens came to visit my house. They wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. I told them they were free loaders and to fuck off. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,437
    Amongst the Ani said:
    Aliens came to visit my house. They wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. I told them they were free loaders and to fuck off. 
    I tried the same thing, but my sugar got pasty so I let them shovel it on my pansies. Better than miracle gro for men.
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    dankind said:
    Rain rain go away. Bleed the pig on famous Ray. If he hollers, pet his toe. Don't feed the ginger hippo.

    Super callous fragile linguist esprit Aloysius went the trolley. 106 cornets went to hell.
    oh mr. t
    oh mr. t
    how mr. t your conch shell
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    If I ever sadly derange all the lands 
    I'd coyote some good and preserve it into buckets of full grown men
    but theres so much godamn pewter!
    ..and little mouse with the red jacket and namely hat, don't you put your gross foot down on me!

  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    tbergs said:
    Amongst the Ani said:
    Aliens came to visit my house. They wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. I told them they were free loaders and to fuck off. 
    I tried the same thing, but my sugar got pasty so I let them shovel it on my pansies. Better than miracle gro for men.
    For my mens miracle grow I do this. Pretty simple and you will be amazed at the results.

    1. Go get a lean T-Bone Steak
    2. Marinade the steak in diesel fuel for 3 weeks
    3. Add some fresh toe nail clippings to the marinade
    4. Bury the steak in your front yard. Please note it has to be your front yard. Your backyard or a public place will not work.
    5. Wait 3 more weeks and go dig it up.
    6. Right before bed time apply the steak to the area.
    7. In the morning you will be amazed. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    I forgot to put my shoes on before leaving for work. So I just wrapped my hands in bubble wrap. My feet really hurt.
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,838
    Pillowpants the Pussy Troll is a worthy fucking adversary.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,838
    May your first child be a troll for the hole.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved

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