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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,572
    I predict this thread will go to infinity minus 1 posts.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    Just a reminder for those playing: it's duck, duck, then goose.
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Hobbes said:
    Just a reminder for those playing: it's duck, duck, then goose.
    Not always. I have to duck after I goose my wife. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,832
    Amongst the Ani said:
    Hobbes said:
    Just a reminder for those playing: it's duck, duck, then goose.
    Not always. I have to duck after I goose my wife. 

    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,043
    skids marks spend lobster tails in gay Paris
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    My wife likes to paint her toe nails to look like shag carpet. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • DegeneratefkDegeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    Amongst the Ani said:
    It is so hot here in AZ you could put a bucket below me to collect my ball sweat. 
    Why? 
    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,832
    Degeneratefk said:
    Amongst the Ani said:
    It is so hot here in AZ you could put a bucket below me to collect my ball sweat. 
    Why? 
    To water down your chowder tank. The seahorses lose their luggage racks without it. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • DegeneratefkDegeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    dankind said:
    Degeneratefk said:
    Amongst the Ani said:
    It is so hot here in AZ you could put a bucket below me to collect my ball sweat. 
    Why? 
    To water down your chowder tank. The seahorses lose their luggage racks without it. 

    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Degeneratefk said:
    Amongst the Ani said:
    It is so hot here in AZ you could put a bucket below me to collect my ball sweat. 
    Why? 
    Because the Bible says so. Frank, chapter 3 verse 2. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 9,543
    Amongst the Ani said:
    Degeneratefk said:
    Amongst the Ani said:
    It is so hot here in AZ you could put a bucket below me to collect my ball sweat. 
    Why? 
    Because the Bible says so. Frank, chapter 3 verse 2. 
    Correction, my cousin Frank's bible sang me a verse. I had chapters for lunch. Squishy.
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,572
    edited July 2017
    Amongst the Ani said:
    My wife likes to paint her toe nails to look like shag carpet. 
    At last!  I finally know why the old shag carpet in my garage (converted into a book storage space) looks like a field of toe nails.  Such a relief!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Aliens came to visit my house. They wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. I told them they were free loaders and to fuck off. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 9,543
    Amongst the Ani said:
    Aliens came to visit my house. They wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. I told them they were free loaders and to fuck off. 
    I tried the same thing, but my sugar got pasty so I let them shovel it on my pansies. Better than miracle gro for men.
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    dankind said:
    Rain rain go away. Bleed the pig on famous Ray. If he hollers, pet his toe. Don't feed the ginger hippo.

    Super callous fragile linguist esprit Aloysius went the trolley. 106 cornets went to hell.
    oh mr. t
    oh mr. t
    how mr. t your conch shell
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    If I ever sadly derange all the lands 
    I'd coyote some good and preserve it into buckets of full grown men
    but theres so much godamn pewter!
    ..and little mouse with the red jacket and namely hat, don't you put your gross foot down on me!

  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    tbergs said:
    Amongst the Ani said:
    Aliens came to visit my house. They wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. I told them they were free loaders and to fuck off. 
    I tried the same thing, but my sugar got pasty so I let them shovel it on my pansies. Better than miracle gro for men.
    For my mens miracle grow I do this. Pretty simple and you will be amazed at the results.

    1. Go get a lean T-Bone Steak
    2. Marinade the steak in diesel fuel for 3 weeks
    3. Add some fresh toe nail clippings to the marinade
    4. Bury the steak in your front yard. Please note it has to be your front yard. Your backyard or a public place will not work.
    5. Wait 3 more weeks and go dig it up.
    6. Right before bed time apply the steak to the area.
    7. In the morning you will be amazed. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,405
    I forgot to put my shoes on before leaving for work. So I just wrapped my hands in bubble wrap. My feet really hurt.
    www.myspace.com
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,043
    Pillowpants the Pussy Troll is a worthy fucking adversary.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,043
    May your first child be a troll for the hole.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    Your troll hole is a sandlot. Build a castle and rule the kingdom.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Posts: 1,716
    Hobbes said:
    Your troll hole is a sandlot. Build a castle and rule the kingdom.
    Sandkasten?
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    RogueStoner said:
    Hobbes said:
    Your troll hole is a sandlot. Build a castle and rule the kingdom.
    Sandkasten?
    Hauls Mule!
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Posts: 1,716
    Hobbes said:
    RogueStoner said:
    Hobbes said:
    Your troll hole is a sandlot. Build a castle and rule the kingdom.
    Sandkasten?
    Hauls Mule!
    :lol:
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,405
    My dog is making breakfast this morning
    www.myspace.com
  • DegeneratefkDegeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    Hobbes said:
    RogueStoner said:
    Hobbes said:
    Your troll hole is a sandlot. Build a castle and rule the kingdom.
    Sandkasten?
    Hauls Mule!
    Well done
    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,832
    Grandma's dead rabbit exploded with peanuts and left a trail of giraffes on the black cloud. I'll never not give the best roses to a crystal despot again. It hurts around the temples and ruins the flora and fauna of our youth. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,043
    A ghost bird landed on my doorstep this morning and took a ghost poop.



    It didn't smell.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    F Me In The Brain said:
    A ghost bird landed on my doorstep this morning and took a ghost poop.



    It didn't smell.
    oh yeah? and the same place you come from! 
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,043
    rollings said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    A ghost bird landed on my doorstep this morning and took a ghost poop.



    It didn't smell.
    oh yeah? and the same place you come from! 
    I eat the top off the Pop Tarts and put the rest in the toaster
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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