If I ever sadly derange all the lands I'd coyote some good and preserve it into buckets of full grown men but theres so much godamn pewter! ..and little mouse with the red jacket and namely hat, don't you put your gross foot down on me!
Aliens came to visit my house. They wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. I told them they were free loaders and to fuck off.
I tried the same thing, but my sugar got pasty so I let them shovel it on my pansies. Better than miracle gro for men.
For my mens miracle grow I do this. Pretty simple and you will be amazed at the results.
1. Go get a lean T-Bone Steak 2. Marinade the steak in diesel fuel for 3 weeks 3. Add some fresh toe nail clippings to the marinade 4. Bury the steak in your front yard. Please note it has to be your front yard. Your backyard or a public place will not work. 5. Wait 3 more weeks and go dig it up. 6. Right before bed time apply the steak to the area. 7. In the morning you will be amazed.
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Grandma's dead rabbit exploded with peanuts and left a trail of giraffes on the black cloud. I'll never not give the best roses to a crystal despot again. It hurts around the temples and ruins the flora and fauna of our youth.
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A ghost bird landed on my doorstep this morning and took a ghost poop.
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Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
we will find a way, we will find our place
we will find a way, we will find our place
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
oh mr. t
how mr. t your conch shell
I'd coyote some good and preserve it into buckets of full grown men
but theres so much godamn pewter!
..and little mouse with the red jacket and namely hat, don't you put your gross foot down on me!
1. Go get a lean T-Bone Steak
2. Marinade the steak in diesel fuel for 3 weeks
3. Add some fresh toe nail clippings to the marinade
4. Bury the steak in your front yard. Please note it has to be your front yard. Your backyard or a public place will not work.
5. Wait 3 more weeks and go dig it up.
6. Right before bed time apply the steak to the area.
7. In the morning you will be amazed.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
we will find a way, we will find our place
It didn't smell.