I knew something wasn't up when the downward spiral swam on the baby's rubber bumper.
My neighbor's baby's bumper was made of marshmallows. John Stamos' dog then at the bumper. The cops were called and the dog had to be put to sleep. The baby's funeral was one for the ages complete with clowns, tigers, and Pauly Shore.
I do that once n a while. It's sort of like darts, every now and then I get lucky and hit the little red do in the middle... even when the whole point is to miss the board all together!
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"Don't give in to the lies. Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth. And to hope."
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The Subway commercial I just saw, with the theme music of CURB.
The fuck, Larry.
I also found it works better if you smear marmalade all over your elbows beforehand. It has to be marmalade though.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Or not.
Too many spikes to deal with regarding marmalade. I prefer hammer head sharks.
^^^ More shitty grammar. Doh!
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
(We are missing a few folks from the past who could have posted normally and filled this thread up, for real.)
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle