Ruin Thanksgiving in Four Words

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  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Mom is pregnant. Again.
  • Wma31394
    Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    RogueStoner said:

    Mom is pregnant. Again.

    Lol or maybe not so funny?! Have a good thanksgiving
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Let's go Christmas shopping!
    (Over all the Black Friday sales held on the wrong day)
  • OMGkatwoman
    OMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    SD48277 said:

    PJ1973 said:

    Tonight's dinner is vegan.

    Them's fightin' words.
    :rofl:
  • OMGkatwoman
    OMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    RogueStoner said:

    Let's go Christmas shopping!
    (Over all the Black Friday sales held on the wrong day)

    Yep,gonna hold off till tomorrow! Happy Thanksgiving All!
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,781
    the turkey is tofu.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    For some :angry:

    "Green bean casserole, everyone!"

    =)
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,019
    edited November 2016
    FoxyRedLa said:



    Is that a hair?!

    This actually happened to my poor mom a few years ago, except it was several hairs in a chocolate pie (god knows how, but they were long :sick: ), and my little nephew started screaming "It's a hair pie!! A hair pie! Aaaahhh!!" We all lost it, and my nephew has been completely paranoid about my mom's desserts ever since. :rofl:
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  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    Stein didn't elect Trump.

    Easy way to piss off a neoliberal.
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    ex is invited over
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    PJ_Soul said:

    FoxyRedLa said:



    Is that a hair?!

    This actually happened to my poor mom a few years ago, except it was several hairs in a chocolate pie (god knows how, but they were long :sick: ), and my little nephew started screaming "It's a hair pie!! A hair pie! Aaaahhh!!" We all lost it, and my nephew has been completely paranoid about my mom's desserts ever since. :rofl:
    :rofl:
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    I'm waaay too sober.
  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    :lol:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Who brought that loser? (said to person who brought that loser)
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,686
    Food poisoning? Stomach flu?
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    northerndragon said:

    Your brother is dead.



    True story, happened eight years ago.

    :hug:
    This is a terrible set of words. They hurt immensely..
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    It used to be:
    Tree is drunk again.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,585
    stepdaughters car got stolen.
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  • xhausted1
    xhausted1 Posts: 126
    You need to leave!
  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 43,427
    Heaviest uncle hits floor.
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