Ruin Thanksgiving in Four Words

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  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,461
    "Kris paid for them" (last Thanksgiving my cousin 'debuted' her breast implants)
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  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,461
    "Might be his last" (running reference if this will be my Grandpa's last TDay)
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  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,461
    Are you ever going to shave?(in reference to my beard)
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  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,461
    Her boobs are huge. (TDay 2003 my late Grandmother whispers this to my Dad about my fiancee).
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  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,461
    So looks like 'your boy' won. (Ultra conservative Uncle tells me TDay 1996 after Bill Clinton won, my first time legally voting).
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  • Bentleyspop
    Bentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 11,715
    How great is trump
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,587
    I fucked the turkey
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  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    2FR :rofl:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • PJ1973
    PJ1973 Winston-Salem, NC Posts: 421
    Grab her by the
  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    Fucked turkey dry turkey huge boobs whores questioned paternity drunk uncles weight gain :lol::lol: :rofl:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    PJ1973 said:

    Grab her by the

    :lol: ahhh yes the misconstrued over heard he said she said bahahahahahhaha
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • PJ1973
    PJ1973 Winston-Salem, NC Posts: 421
    Tonight's dinner is vegan.
  • OMGkatwoman
    OMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    The turkey still frozen.
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Thanksgiving's celebrated in October.
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Hobbes said:

    Thanksgiving's celebrated in October.

    :lol:
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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Hobbes said:

    Thanksgiving's celebrated in October.

    It is. You americans got it wrong just like miles and fahrenheit but we humour you anyway.
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  • PJ1973
    PJ1973 Winston-Salem, NC Posts: 421
    OMGkatwoman said:

    The turkey still frozen.

    This happened to me once
  • Wma31394
    Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    Hipsters and young folk
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    PJ1973 said:

    Tonight's dinner is vegan.

    Them's fightin' words.
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  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    northerndragon said:

    Hobbes said:

    Thanksgiving's celebrated in October.

    It is. You americans got it wrong just like miles and fahrenheit but we humour you anyway.
    True story! It should be mid-October when the harvest is fresh!
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