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  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Posts: 1,716
    Mom is pregnant. Again.
  • Wma31394Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    RogueStoner said:

    Mom is pregnant. Again.

    Lol or maybe not so funny?! Have a good thanksgiving
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Posts: 1,716
    Let's go Christmas shopping!
    (Over all the Black Friday sales held on the wrong day)
  • OMGkatwomanOMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    SD48277 said:

    PJ1973 said:

    Tonight's dinner is vegan.

    Them's fightin' words.
    :rofl:
  • OMGkatwomanOMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    RogueStoner said:

    Let's go Christmas shopping!
    (Over all the Black Friday sales held on the wrong day)

    Yep,gonna hold off till tomorrow! Happy Thanksgiving All!
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,893
    the turkey is tofu.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    For some :angry:

    "Green bean casserole, everyone!"

    =)
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,888
    edited November 2016
    FoxyRedLa said:



    Is that a hair?!

    This actually happened to my poor mom a few years ago, except it was several hairs in a chocolate pie (god knows how, but they were long :sick: ), and my little nephew started screaming "It's a hair pie!! A hair pie! Aaaahhh!!" We all lost it, and my nephew has been completely paranoid about my mom's desserts ever since. :rofl:
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  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    Stein didn't elect Trump.

    Easy way to piss off a neoliberal.
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    ex is invited over
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Posts: 1,716
    PJ_Soul said:

    FoxyRedLa said:



    Is that a hair?!

    This actually happened to my poor mom a few years ago, except it was several hairs in a chocolate pie (god knows how, but they were long :sick: ), and my little nephew started screaming "It's a hair pie!! A hair pie! Aaaahhh!!" We all lost it, and my nephew has been completely paranoid about my mom's desserts ever since. :rofl:
    :rofl:
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Posts: 1,716
    I'm waaay too sober.
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Posts: 4,810
    :lol:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,844
    Who brought that loser? (said to person who brought that loser)
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory Posts: 6,294
    Food poisoning? Stomach flu?
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    northerndragon said:

    Your brother is dead.



    True story, happened eight years ago.

    :hug:
    This is a terrible set of words. They hurt immensely..
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    It used to be:
    Tree is drunk again.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,755
    stepdaughters car got stolen.
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  • xhausted1xhausted1 Posts: 126
    You need to leave!
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    Heaviest uncle hits floor.
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  • Wma31394Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    So any true thanksgiving disasters yesterday? Sorry I wish I had one to share. Things got a little heated when Kanye's name was brought up but it quickly fizzled.
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    Sorry, no pecan pie.

    True story.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,755
    Wma31394 said:

    So any true thanksgiving disasters yesterday? Sorry I wish I had one to share. Things got a little heated when Kanye's name was brought up but it quickly fizzled.

    mickeyrat said:

    stepdaughters car got stolen.

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  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Wma31394 said:

    So any true thanksgiving disasters yesterday? Sorry I wish I had one to share. Things got a little heated when Kanye's name was brought up but it quickly fizzled.

    Surprisingly.. yesterday went super well. Only ended up taking two walks! I think that is our low record! Lol
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Posts: 4,810
    No excitement over here. Not these days.
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    Pearl Jam Is Nickelback
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Hobbes said:

    Sorry, no pecan pie.

    True story.

    I hope you threw your napkin down, flipped your chair, and walked right out the door. That's some bad host/hostessing right there.
    ELITIST FUK
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    Pearl Jam Is Nickelback

    :nuh_uh:
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,178
    The cookies are laced .....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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