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  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    FoxyRedLa said:

    :lol: nice!
    I have not experienced a power outage on a holiday meal day. I cannot even imagine.

    Several years ago, after a bad storm, we lost power at Christmas. Happy freakin' holiday. :anguished:
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  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,672
    Get The Fuck Out!
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  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Posts: 4,810
    :lol:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    There's no toilet paper.
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  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    To go with rgambs:

    The toilet needs plunged.
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  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    Your brother is dead.



    True story, happened eight years ago.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    northerndragon said:

    Your brother is dead.

    True story, happened eight years ago.

    I'm so sorry, ND. Not good 4 words. Definitely ruining 4 words. :frowning:
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237
    This turkey tastes dry
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237
    Turn up the volume (ref the TV & there's already 3 kids & 4 dogs running around)
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237
    Not 4 words, but the running medical reports & updates on everyone's health covering prostates to breast enhancements
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237
    "Kris paid for them" (last Thanksgiving my cousin 'debuted' her breast implants)
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237
    "Might be his last" (running reference if this will be my Grandpa's last TDay)
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237
    Are you ever going to shave?(in reference to my beard)
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237
    Her boobs are huge. (TDay 2003 my late Grandmother whispers this to my Dad about my fiancee).
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,237
    So looks like 'your boy' won. (Ultra conservative Uncle tells me TDay 1996 after Bill Clinton won, my first time legally voting).
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  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Posts: 10,664
    How great is trump
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,755
    I fucked the turkey
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  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Posts: 4,810
    2FR :rofl:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • PJ1973PJ1973 Posts: 414
    Grab her by the
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Posts: 4,810
    Fucked turkey dry turkey huge boobs whores questioned paternity drunk uncles weight gain :lol::lol::rofl:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Posts: 4,810
    PJ1973 said:

    Grab her by the

    :lol: ahhh yes the misconstrued over heard he said she said bahahahahahhaha
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • PJ1973PJ1973 Posts: 414
    Tonight's dinner is vegan.
  • OMGkatwomanOMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    The turkey still frozen.
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    Thanksgiving's celebrated in October.
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    Hobbes said:

    Thanksgiving's celebrated in October.

    :lol:
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  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    Hobbes said:

    Thanksgiving's celebrated in October.

    It is. You americans got it wrong just like miles and fahrenheit but we humour you anyway.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • PJ1973PJ1973 Posts: 414
    OMGkatwoman said:

    The turkey still frozen.

    This happened to me once
  • Wma31394Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    Hipsters and young folk
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    PJ1973 said:

    Tonight's dinner is vegan.

    Them's fightin' words.
    ELITIST FUK
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    northerndragon said:

    Hobbes said:

    Thanksgiving's celebrated in October.

    It is. You americans got it wrong just like miles and fahrenheit but we humour you anyway.
    True story! It should be mid-October when the harvest is fresh!
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