Ruin Thanksgiving in Four Words

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  • Wma31394
    Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    So any true thanksgiving disasters yesterday? Sorry I wish I had one to share. Things got a little heated when Kanye's name was brought up but it quickly fizzled.
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Sorry, no pecan pie.

    True story.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,586
    Wma31394 said:

    So any true thanksgiving disasters yesterday? Sorry I wish I had one to share. Things got a little heated when Kanye's name was brought up but it quickly fizzled.

    mickeyrat said:

    stepdaughters car got stolen.

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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Posts: 40,248
    are you the father?
    Your boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer



  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Wma31394 said:

    So any true thanksgiving disasters yesterday? Sorry I wish I had one to share. Things got a little heated when Kanye's name was brought up but it quickly fizzled.

    Surprisingly.. yesterday went super well. Only ended up taking two walks! I think that is our low record! Lol
  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    No excitement over here. Not these days.
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    Pearl Jam Is Nickelback
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Hobbes said:

    Sorry, no pecan pie.

    True story.

    I hope you threw your napkin down, flipped your chair, and walked right out the door. That's some bad host/hostessing right there.
    ELITIST FUK
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    Pearl Jam Is Nickelback

    :nuh_uh:
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,331
    The cookies are laced .....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,461
    Who clogged the toilet?
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    edited November 2016
    2-feign-reluctance said:

    Who clogged the toilet?

    One word: :pig:
    ELITIST FUK
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    SD48277 said:

    2-feign-reluctance said:

    Who clogged the toilet?

    One word: :pig:
    "Too fat to shit" =)
  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    SD you crack me up! :lol:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    A friend texted me a pic of her turkey...

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  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    Are we looking at the carrots or the thingy that hasn't popped? :lol:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    FoxyRedLa said:

    Are we looking at the carrots or the thingy that hasn't popped? :lol:

    I know! It looks like the thermometer gave up on the turkey.
  • dudeman
    dudeman Posts: 3,227
    I peed in that.
    If hope can grow from dirt like me, it can be done. - EV
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    dudeman said:

    I peed in that.

    :rofl:
  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    This turkey is dry.

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