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Overheard in the Wrigley merchandise line.

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 23,917
edited August 2016 in The Porch
Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
10 Club member: They are selling posters
Passerby: Posters?
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: What kind of posters?
10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
10 club member: 5 hours
Passerby: 5 HOURS?
10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
10 club member: They did yesterday.
Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?
Free Boston Lou!!!!
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  • slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,701
    Lol
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • DavidDDavidD Posts: 1,790
    Lol, All I need is a gram.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 23,917
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    Free Boston Lou!!!!
  • EM194007EM194007 Posts: 2,813
    :rofl:
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 10,309
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    so funny because it's true.
  • JH6056JH6056 Posts: 1,718
    Excellent!
  • pjalive21pjalive21 St. Louis, MOPosts: 2,816
    well played by the 10C member haha
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  • PP193448PP193448 Springboro, OHPosts: 4,087
    You forgot to add at the end

    10c member response: Do you have any stickers to trade for the half oz??
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 23,917
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    And the conversation moves on.

    10 club member: Anything else you want to know.
    Passerby: Not really. Well, maybe. So you are just here for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: Actually no, there are other items at the end of this line that I am hoping and praying to purchase.
    Passerby: Well ok then, I JUST KNEW there was more to this line than a Molly Ringwald poster.
    10 club member: Yes, there is. I am hoping to buy some baseball cards and socks too.
    Passerby: Nevermind, I do NOT want anything that you are smoking.
    Free Boston Lou!!!!
  • Ray J. T.Ray J. T. Posts: 3,750
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    :rofl:
  • Ray J. T.Ray J. T. Posts: 3,750
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    And the conversation moves on.

    10 club member: Anything else you want to know.
    Passerby: Not really. Well, maybe. So you are just here for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: Actually no, there are other items at the end of this line that I am hoping and praying to purchase.
    Passerby: Well ok then, I JUST KNEW there was more to this line than a Molly Ringwald poster.
    10 club member: Yes, there is. I am hoping to buy some baseball cards and socks too.
    Passerby: Nevermind, I do NOT want anything that you are smoking.
    You have to keep yourself entertained in the line somehow. :lol:
  • CridderCridder Posts: 165
    Is being a Pearl Jam fan becoming a farce?
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 23,917
    Cridder said:

    Is being a Pearl Jam fan becoming a farce?

    May the farce be with us?
    Free Boston Lou!!!!
  • CridderCridder Posts: 165
    a comic dramatic work using buffoonery and horseplay and typically including crude characterization and ludicrously improbable situations.
  • BF89905BF89905 Posts: 1,083
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    And the conversation moves on.

    10 club member: Anything else you want to know.
    Passerby: Not really. Well, maybe. So you are just here for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: Actually no, there are other items at the end of this line that I am hoping and praying to purchase.
    Passerby: Well ok then, I JUST KNEW there was more to this line than a Molly Ringwald poster.
    10 club member: Yes, there is. I am hoping to buy some baseball cards and socks too.
    Passerby: Nevermind, I do NOT want anything that you are smoking.
    Your tall tale made me laugh - thank you.
  • Given2Fly-FishGiven2Fly-Fish Posts: 755
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    Given what has been going on the past few weeks, this has to be right up there for best post ever (but not above Boston Puker)...
  • -Buru--Buru- Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 1,278
    Haha love this
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  • jpk97uwjpk97uw Lindenhurst, ILPosts: 64
    I love this post
  • cp3iversoncp3iverson Posts: 6,656
    Greatness
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 23,917
    cp3iverson said:

    Greatness

    I miss the days when people would come on this board and share laughs.
    Free Boston Lou!!!!
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 18,130
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    cp3iverson said:

    Greatness

    I miss the days when people would come on this board and share laughs.
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  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevroletPosts: 2,071
    2-feign-reluctance said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    cp3iverson said:

    Greatness

    I miss the days when people would come on this board and share laughs.
    Nobody thinks I'm funny.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • Ray J. T.Ray J. T. Posts: 3,750
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    cp3iverson said:

    Greatness

    I miss the days when people would come on this board and share laughs.
    I got your back speedy, we that enjoy sharing laughs are still here.
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    :clap::clap::clap:
    :lol:
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  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,118
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    classic!
  • I am a patriotI am a patriot Posts: 201
    Great post!
  • pearldavidsonpearldavidson YinzPosts: 1,253
    edited August 2016
    Lol nice
  • jcmitchell28jcmitchell28 Fort WorthPosts: 187
    It's funny because it's true.
  • Blood Red MosquitoBlood Red Mosquito Posts: 1,605
    Very funny post. Well done!
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 23,917
    Blood Red Mosquito said:

    Very funny post. Well done!

    Every once in a while it's fun to laugh at ourselves.
    Free Boston Lou!!!!
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