Overheard in the Wrigley merchandise line.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
10 Club member: They are selling posters
Passerby: Posters?
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: What kind of posters?
10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
10 club member: 5 hours
Passerby: 5 HOURS?
10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
10 club member: They did yesterday.
Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

slightofjeff

Lol

DavidD

Lol, All I need is a gram.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
10 Club member: They are selling posters
Passerby: Posters?
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: What kind of posters?
10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
10 club member: 5 hours
Passerby: 5 HOURS?
10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
10 club member: They did yesterday.
Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

The conversation moves along.

10club member: Very funny.
Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
Passerby: Boston?
10 club member: Yep, Boston.
Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

EM194007

pjhawks

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
10 Club member: They are selling posters
Passerby: Posters?
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: What kind of posters?
10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
10 club member: 5 hours
Passerby: 5 HOURS?
10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
10 club member: They did yesterday.
Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

The conversation moves along.

10club member: Very funny.
Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
Passerby: Boston?
10 club member: Yep, Boston.
Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

so funny because it's true.

JH6056

Excellent!

pjalive21

well played by the 10C member haha

PP193448

You forgot to add at the end

10c member response: Do you have any stickers to trade for the half oz??

SPEEDY MCCREADY

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
10 Club member: They are selling posters
Passerby: Posters?
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: What kind of posters?
10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
10 club member: 5 hours
Passerby: 5 HOURS?
10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
10 club member: They did yesterday.
Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

The conversation moves along.

10club member: Very funny.
Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
Passerby: Boston?
10 club member: Yep, Boston.
Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

And the conversation moves on.

10 club member: Anything else you want to know.
Passerby: Not really. Well, maybe. So you are just here for a Molly Ringwald poster?
10 club member: Actually no, there are other items at the end of this line that I am hoping and praying to purchase.
Passerby: Well ok then, I JUST KNEW there was more to this line than a Molly Ringwald poster.
10 club member: Yes, there is. I am hoping to buy some baseball cards and socks too.
Passerby: Nevermind, I do NOT want anything that you are smoking.

Ray J. T.

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
10 Club member: They are selling posters
Passerby: Posters?
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: What kind of posters?
10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
10 club member: 5 hours
Passerby: 5 HOURS?
10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
10 club member: They did yesterday.
Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

The conversation moves along.

10club member: Very funny.
Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
Passerby: Boston?
10 club member: Yep, Boston.
Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

Ray J. T.

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
10 Club member: They are selling posters
Passerby: Posters?
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: What kind of posters?
10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
10 club member: 5 hours
Passerby: 5 HOURS?
10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
10 club member: They did yesterday.
Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

The conversation moves along.

10club member: Very funny.
Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
Passerby: Boston?
10 club member: Yep, Boston.
Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

And the conversation moves on.

10 club member: Anything else you want to know.
Passerby: Not really. Well, maybe. So you are just here for a Molly Ringwald poster?
10 club member: Actually no, there are other items at the end of this line that I am hoping and praying to purchase.
Passerby: Well ok then, I JUST KNEW there was more to this line than a Molly Ringwald poster.
10 club member: Yes, there is. I am hoping to buy some baseball cards and socks too.
Passerby: Nevermind, I do NOT want anything that you are smoking.

You have to keep yourself entertained in the line somehow.

Cridder

Is being a Pearl Jam fan becoming a farce?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Cridder said:

Is being a Pearl Jam fan becoming a farce?

May the farce be with us?

Cridder

a comic dramatic work using buffoonery and horseplay and typically including crude characterization and ludicrously improbable situations.

BF89905

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
10 Club member: They are selling posters
Passerby: Posters?
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: What kind of posters?
10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
10 club member: 5 hours
Passerby: 5 HOURS?
10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
10 club member: They did yesterday.
Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

The conversation moves along.

10club member: Very funny.
Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
Passerby: Boston?
10 club member: Yep, Boston.
Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

And the conversation moves on.

10 club member: Anything else you want to know.
Passerby: Not really. Well, maybe. So you are just here for a Molly Ringwald poster?
10 club member: Actually no, there are other items at the end of this line that I am hoping and praying to purchase.
Passerby: Well ok then, I JUST KNEW there was more to this line than a Molly Ringwald poster.
10 club member: Yes, there is. I am hoping to buy some baseball cards and socks too.
Passerby: Nevermind, I do NOT want anything that you are smoking.

Your tall tale made me laugh - thank you.

Given2Fly-Fish

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
10 Club member: They are selling posters
Passerby: Posters?
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: What kind of posters?
10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
10 club member: 5 hours
Passerby: 5 HOURS?
10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
10 club member: They did yesterday.
Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

The conversation moves along.

10club member: Very funny.
Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
Passerby: Boston?
10 club member: Yep, Boston.
Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

Given what has been going on the past few weeks, this has to be right up there for best post ever (but not above Boston Puker)...

-Buru-

Haha love this

jpk97uw

I love this post

cp3iverson

Greatness

SPEEDY MCCREADY

cp3iverson said:

Greatness

I miss the days when people would come on this board and share laughs.