Overheard in the Wrigley merchandise line.

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  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,462

    Greatness

    I miss the days when people would come on this board and share laughs.
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  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,558

    Greatness

    I miss the days when people would come on this board and share laughs.
    Nobody thinks I'm funny.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • Ray J. T.
    Ray J. T. Posts: 4,130

    Greatness

    I miss the days when people would come on this board and share laughs.
    I got your back speedy, we that enjoy sharing laughs are still here.
  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    :clap::clap::clap:
    :lol:
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  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    classic!
  • Great post!
  • pearldavidson
    pearldavidson Posts: 1,703
    edited August 2016
    Lol nice
  • jcmitchell28
    jcmitchell28 Fort Worth Posts: 217
    It's funny because it's true.
  • Very funny post. Well done!
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  • Very funny post. Well done!

    Every once in a while it's fun to laugh at ourselves.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • BSully
    BSully Indiana Posts: 1,503
    Anyone else hear anything funny?
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    I just overheard this while on the merch line: "I don't mind butts and dicks as long as I'm sitting on the floor."
    ELITIST FUK
  • Very funny post. Well done!

    Every once in a while it's fun to laugh at ourselves.
    +1
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  • CopperTom
    CopperTom Posts: 3,149
    I heard guys from the construction crew across the street making cracks.
  • BSully
    BSully Indiana Posts: 1,503
    Me and a couple of guys in line in front of me on Monday were laughing at how many people kept coming up and asking us how long we had been in line.
    We started making up funny stuff to tell them, like "Since Thursday at 8" or "Since July", stuff like that...it helped us pass time.
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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,498
    Great to finally meet ya, Speedy! Next time I'm in Chitown, we'll have to knock a few more back!
  • Great to finally meet ya, Speedy! Next time I'm in Chitown, we'll have to knock a few more back!

    Right on!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • GoinHungry94
    GoinHungry94 Albuquerque, NM Posts: 238



    Given what has been going on the past few weeks, this has to be right up there for best post ever (but not above Boston Puker)...

    I gotta look Boston Puker up now

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  • igotid_8
    igotid_8 Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 510
    Thanks, OP, you made me smile.
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