Overheard in the Wrigley merchandise line.

SPEEDY MCCREADY
SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
edited August 2016 in The Porch
Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
10 Club member: They are selling posters
Passerby: Posters?
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: What kind of posters?
10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
10 club member: Yep
Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
10 club member: 5 hours
Passerby: 5 HOURS?
10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
10 club member: They did yesterday.
Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    Lol
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • DavidD
    DavidD Posts: 2,564
    Lol, All I need is a gram.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • EM194007
    EM194007 Posts: 2,827
    :rofl:
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,962
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    so funny because it's true.
  • JH6056
    JH6056 Posts: 2,437
    Excellent!
  • pjalive21
    pjalive21 St. Louis, MO Posts: 2,818
    well played by the 10C member haha
  • PP193448
    PP193448 Here Posts: 4,282
    You forgot to add at the end

    10c member response: Do you have any stickers to trade for the half oz??
    2006 Clev,Pitt; 2008 NY MSGx2; 2010 Columbus; 2012 Missoula; 2013 Phoenix,Vancouver,Seattle; 2014 Cincy; 2016 Lex, Wrigley 1&2; 2018 Wrigley 1&2; 2022 Louisville
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    And the conversation moves on.

    10 club member: Anything else you want to know.
    Passerby: Not really. Well, maybe. So you are just here for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: Actually no, there are other items at the end of this line that I am hoping and praying to purchase.
    Passerby: Well ok then, I JUST KNEW there was more to this line than a Molly Ringwald poster.
    10 club member: Yes, there is. I am hoping to buy some baseball cards and socks too.
    Passerby: Nevermind, I do NOT want anything that you are smoking.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Ray J. T.
    Ray J. T. Posts: 4,130
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    :rofl:
  • Ray J. T.
    Ray J. T. Posts: 4,130
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    And the conversation moves on.

    10 club member: Anything else you want to know.
    Passerby: Not really. Well, maybe. So you are just here for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: Actually no, there are other items at the end of this line that I am hoping and praying to purchase.
    Passerby: Well ok then, I JUST KNEW there was more to this line than a Molly Ringwald poster.
    10 club member: Yes, there is. I am hoping to buy some baseball cards and socks too.
    Passerby: Nevermind, I do NOT want anything that you are smoking.
    You have to keep yourself entertained in the line somehow. :lol:
  • Cridder
    Cridder Posts: 165
    Is being a Pearl Jam fan becoming a farce?
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    Cridder said:

    Is being a Pearl Jam fan becoming a farce?

    May the farce be with us?
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Cridder
    Cridder Posts: 165
    a comic dramatic work using buffoonery and horseplay and typically including crude characterization and ludicrously improbable situations.
  • BF89905
    BF89905 Posts: 1,448
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    And the conversation moves on.

    10 club member: Anything else you want to know.
    Passerby: Not really. Well, maybe. So you are just here for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: Actually no, there are other items at the end of this line that I am hoping and praying to purchase.
    Passerby: Well ok then, I JUST KNEW there was more to this line than a Molly Ringwald poster.
    10 club member: Yes, there is. I am hoping to buy some baseball cards and socks too.
    Passerby: Nevermind, I do NOT want anything that you are smoking.
    Your tall tale made me laugh - thank you.
  • Given2Fly-Fish
    Given2Fly-Fish Posts: 826
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    Passerby: Hey, whats everyone waiting in line for?
    10 Club member: They are selling posters
    Passerby: Posters?
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: What kind of posters?
    10 club member: Posters of Molly Ringwald
    Passerby: MOLLY RINGWALD??
    10 club member: Yep
    Passerby: How long have you been in this line?
    10 club member: 5 hours
    Passerby: 5 HOURS?
    10 club member: Yes, and if they run out of posters today, I will do it all over again tomorrow!
    Passerby: You think they will run out of posters of Molly Ringwald?
    10 club member: They did yesterday.
    Passerby: Can I buy a quarter ounce of whatever it is you're smoking?

    The conversation moves along.

    10club member: Very funny.
    Passerby: Have you ever done something like this before?
    10club member: Oh hell yes. Last week I did this same thing in Boston
    Passerby: Boston?
    10 club member: Yep, Boston.
    Passerby: You were in Boston for a Molly Ringwald poster?
    10 club member: No silly! I waited 5 hours to get a poster of a guy riding a Jackelope.
    Passerby: Make that a half ounce.

    Given what has been going on the past few weeks, this has to be right up there for best post ever (but not above Boston Puker)...
  • -Buru-
    -Buru- Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 1,292
    Haha love this
    I am just a dreamer, but you are just a dream...
    If I knew where it was I would take you there.

  • jpk97uw
    jpk97uw Lindenhurst, IL Posts: 64
    I love this post
  • cp3iverson
    cp3iverson Posts: 8,702
    Greatness
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    cp3iverson said:

    Greatness

    I miss the days when people would come on this board and share laughs.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....

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