MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!
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Thx Hedo,only thing still hurting is her pride when I tease her about it.I can squeeze another day or two out of this ball busting situation.Every time I walk past the fixture I give her a new insightful yet annoying comment .lolhedonist said:
"needed a bump" - ha!rr165892 said:I have no photo evidence but I still have to post it here.
We are in the middle of a Kitchen Remodel and awaiting my flooring guys to start on the wood floor.We have moved out all furniture from the area including our kitchen table.Mrs RR some how has walked into the hanging Glass pendant light 4 times and it has hit her in the exact same spot.The light is solid the size of a grapefruit and the welt on her head is the size of a tomato.The last time she hit it she screamed "Motherfucker" and went into a violent fit and I thought the fixture was going to be heaved thru the bay window.When I got done comforting(laughing at)her I thought it was a fitting addition to this thread that needed a bump anyway.
My husband did the exact same thing with our old chandelier more than several times when we got rid of our dining room table. Poor guy got a nice mark on his forehead too.
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it's awesome she yelled "MOTHERFUCKER"rr165892 said:I have no photo evidence but I still have to post it here.
We are in the middle of a Kitchen Remodel and awaiting my flooring guys to start on the wood floor.We have moved out all furniture from the area including our kitchen table.Mrs RR some how has walked into the hanging Glass pendant light 4 times and it has hit her in the exact same spot.The light is solid the size of a grapefruit and the welt on her head is the size of a tomato.The last time she hit it she screamed "Motherfucker" and went into a violent fit and I thought the fixture was going to be heaved thru the bay window.When I got done comforting(laughing at)her I thought it was a fitting addition to this thread that needed a bump anyway.
If I had known then what I know now...
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Yeah,My girl has a diverse vocabulary (for a very classy lady)much like a drunken sailor on shore leave.I love it and understand her very clearly.hahaimalive said:
it's awesome she yelled "MOTHERFUCKER"rr165892 said:I have no photo evidence but I still have to post it here.
We are in the middle of a Kitchen Remodel and awaiting my flooring guys to start on the wood floor.We have moved out all furniture from the area including our kitchen table.Mrs RR some how has walked into the hanging Glass pendant light 4 times and it has hit her in the exact same spot.The light is solid the size of a grapefruit and the welt on her head is the size of a tomato.The last time she hit it she screamed "Motherfucker" and went into a violent fit and I thought the fixture was going to be heaved thru the bay window.When I got done comforting(laughing at)her I thought it was a fitting addition to this thread that needed a bump anyway.0 -
I'm surprised we did not get a 4th of July bump on this thread.0
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Right???rr165892 said:I'm surprised we did not get a 4th of July bump on this thread.
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I got some burns on my arms from holding bottle rockets all night but didn't share. I didn't even notice until the next day when I found burn blisters on my arms. I have a reputation to keep up. I'm not Rob who will whine about every owie on this thread.Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
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I have a pretty nice slice on my leg but it didn't warrant a "MOTHERF**KER!"....I'm not even quite sure where it came from. Piper loves licking blood.Amongst the Ani said:I got some burns on my arms from holding bottle rockets all night but didn't share. I didn't even notice until the next day when I found burn blisters on my arms. I have a reputation to keep up. I'm not Rob who will whine about every owie on this thread.
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So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".rr165892 said:
Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?northerndragon said:
geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.deadendp said:I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.
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So UPS didn't show up with the boots early eh?northerndragon said:
So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".rr165892 said:
Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?northerndragon said:
geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.deadendp said:I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.
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what causes the 2" variation?northerndragon said:
So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".rr165892 said:
Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?northerndragon said:
geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.deadendp said:I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.
If I had known then what I know now...
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Just guessing, but I'd figure 4'5" is the underboob or bottom of the boob, which would be unlikely to hit the chandelier because physics. The 2" variation is probably from the true minimum distance of floor to boob, vs. mid boob or top boob which is where the chandelier would likely hit.imalive said:
what causes the 2" variation?northerndragon said:
So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".rr165892 said:
Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?northerndragon said:
geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.deadendp said:I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.
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wait. what?ldent42 said:
Just guessing, but I'd figure 4'5" is the underboob or bottom of the boob, which would be unlikely to hit the chandelier because physics. The 2" variation is probably from the true minimum distance of floor to boob, vs. mid boob or top boob which is where the chandelier would likely hit.imalive said:
what causes the 2" variation?northerndragon said:
So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".rr165892 said:
Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?northerndragon said:
geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.deadendp said:I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.
If I had known then what I know now...
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VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
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So I measured to the top of the boob which was the 4'7", then I factored in the probability that if I was going to hit said fixture it would probably be in the mid-boob area, hence the range. Also a factor was whether I was wearing a bra or not. This is known as boob math.imalive said:
wait. what?ldent42 said:
Just guessing, but I'd figure 4'5" is the underboob or bottom of the boob, which would be unlikely to hit the chandelier because physics. The 2" variation is probably from the true minimum distance of floor to boob, vs. mid boob or top boob which is where the chandelier would likely hit.imalive said:
what causes the 2" variation?northerndragon said:
So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".rr165892 said:
Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?northerndragon said:
geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.deadendp said:I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.
Also ident42 I got my boots this afternoon and they are fantastic. I was going to do this earlier this week when rr made the comment but I forgot and then I had the measuring tape out for something else and was like 'oh ya' and measured away.Post edited by northerndragon onAnything you lose from being honest
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fixed.northerndragon said:
So I measured to the top of the boob which was the 4'7", then I factored in the probability that if I was going to hit said fixture it would probably be in the mid-boob area, hence the range. Also a factor was whether I was wearing a bra or not. This is known as boob math.imalive said:
wait. what?ldent42 said:
Just guessing, but I'd figure 4'5" is the underboob or bottom of the boob, which would be unlikely to hit the chandelier because physics. The 2" variation is probably from the true minimum distance of floor to boob, vs. mid boob or top boob which is where the chandelier would likely hit.imalive said:
what causes the 2" variation?northerndragon said:
So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".rr165892 said:
Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?northerndragon said:
geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.deadendp said:I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.
Also ident42 I got my boobs this afternoon and they are fantastic. I was going to this earlier this week when rr made the comment but I forgot and then I had the measuring tape out for something else and was like 'oh ya' and measured away.
this thread is worthless without pictures.
If I had known then what I know now...
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VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
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EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
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If it wouldn't get me banned and this thread locked then I would. You clear it with the mods and you have a deal.imalive said:
fixed.northerndragon said:
So I measured to the top of the boob which was the 4'7", then I factored in the probability that if I was going to hit said fixture it would probably be in the mid-boob area, hence the range. Also a factor was whether I was wearing a bra or not. This is known as boob math.imalive said:
wait. what?ldent42 said:
Just guessing, but I'd figure 4'5" is the underboob or bottom of the boob, which would be unlikely to hit the chandelier because physics. The 2" variation is probably from the true minimum distance of floor to boob, vs. mid boob or top boob which is where the chandelier would likely hit.imalive said:
what causes the 2" variation?northerndragon said:
So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".rr165892 said:
Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?northerndragon said:
geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.deadendp said:I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.
Also ident42 I got my boobs this afternoon and they are fantastic. I was going to this earlier this week when rr made the comment but I forgot and then I had the measuring tape out for something else and was like 'oh ya' and measured away.
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parts is parts.northerndragon said:
If it wouldn't get me banned and this thread locked then I would. You clear it with the mods and you have a deal.imalive said:
fixed.northerndragon said:
So I measured to the top of the boob which was the 4'7", then I factored in the probability that if I was going to hit said fixture it would probably be in the mid-boob area, hence the range. Also a factor was whether I was wearing a bra or not. This is known as boob math.imalive said:
wait. what?ldent42 said:
Just guessing, but I'd figure 4'5" is the underboob or bottom of the boob, which would be unlikely to hit the chandelier because physics. The 2" variation is probably from the true minimum distance of floor to boob, vs. mid boob or top boob which is where the chandelier would likely hit.imalive said:
what causes the 2" variation?northerndragon said:
So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".rr165892 said:
Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?northerndragon said:
geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.deadendp said:I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.
Also ident42 I got my boobs this afternoon and they are fantastic. I was going to this earlier this week when rr made the comment but I forgot and then I had the measuring tape out for something else and was like 'oh ya' and measured away.
this thread is worthless without pictures.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14Philly I & II, 16Denver 22
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I've read it twice and I can't see what was fixedimalive said:
fixed.northerndragon said:
So I measured to the top of the boob which was the 4'7", then I factored in the probability that if I was going to hit said fixture it would probably be in the mid-boob area, hence the range. Also a factor was whether I was wearing a bra or not. This is known as boob math.imalive said:
wait. what?ldent42 said:
Just guessing, but I'd figure 4'5" is the underboob or bottom of the boob, which would be unlikely to hit the chandelier because physics. The 2" variation is probably from the true minimum distance of floor to boob, vs. mid boob or top boob which is where the chandelier would likely hit.imalive said:
what causes the 2" variation?northerndragon said:
So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".rr165892 said:
Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?northerndragon said:
geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.deadendp said:I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.
Also ident42 I got my boobs this afternoon and they are fantastic. I was going to this earlier this week when rr made the comment but I forgot and then I had the measuring tape out for something else and was like 'oh ya' and measured away.
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boots to boobs, which I misread it as anyways in the first one due to sleepy eyes . .Push me and I will resist . . .
Let me run into the rain . . . .to shine a human light today . . .0
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