MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!

hedonist said:

rr165892 said:

I have no photo evidence but I still have to post it here.
We are in the middle of a Kitchen Remodel and awaiting my flooring guys to start on the wood floor.We have moved out all furniture from the area including our kitchen table.Mrs RR some how has walked into the hanging Glass pendant light 4 times and it has hit her in the exact same spot.The light is solid the size of a grapefruit and the welt on her head is the size of a tomato.The last time she hit it she screamed "Motherfucker" and went into a violent fit and I thought the fixture was going to be heaved thru the bay window.When I got done comforting(laughing at)her I thought it was a fitting addition to this thread that needed a bump anyway.

"needed a bump" - ha!

My husband did the exact same thing with our old chandelier more than several times when we got rid of our dining room table. Poor guy got a nice mark on his forehead too.

Hope the missus is doing OK.

Thx Hedo,only thing still hurting is her pride when I tease her about it.I can squeeze another day or two out of this ball busting situation.Every time I walk past the fixture I give her a new insightful yet annoying comment .lol

imalive said:

rr165892 said:

I have no photo evidence but I still have to post it here.
We are in the middle of a Kitchen Remodel and awaiting my flooring guys to start on the wood floor.We have moved out all furniture from the area including our kitchen table.Mrs RR some how has walked into the hanging Glass pendant light 4 times and it has hit her in the exact same spot.The light is solid the size of a grapefruit and the welt on her head is the size of a tomato.The last time she hit it she screamed "Motherfucker" and went into a violent fit and I thought the fixture was going to be heaved thru the bay window.When I got done comforting(laughing at)her I thought it was a fitting addition to this thread that needed a bump anyway.

it's awesome she yelled "MOTHERFUCKER"

Yeah,My girl has a diverse vocabulary (for a very classy lady)much like a drunken sailor on shore leave.I love it and understand her very clearly.haha

rr165892 said:

northerndragon said:

deadendp said:

I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.

geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.

Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?

So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".

imalive said:

ldent42 said:

imalive said:

northerndragon said:

rr165892 said:

northerndragon said:

deadendp said:

I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.

geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.

Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?

So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".

what causes the 2" variation?

Just guessing, but I'd figure 4'5" is the underboob or bottom of the boob, which would be unlikely to hit the chandelier because physics. The 2" variation is probably from the true minimum distance of floor to boob, vs. mid boob or top boob which is where the chandelier would likely hit.

wait. what?

So I measured to the top of the boob which was the 4'7", then I factored in the probability that if I was going to hit said fixture it would probably be in the mid-boob area, hence the range. Also a factor was whether I was wearing a bra or not. This is known as boob math.

Also ident42 I got my boots this afternoon and they are fantastic. I was going to do this earlier this week when rr made the comment but I forgot and then I had the measuring tape out for something else and was like 'oh ya' and measured away.

imalive said:

northerndragon said:

imalive said:

ldent42 said:

imalive said:

northerndragon said:

rr165892 said:

northerndragon said:

deadendp said:

I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.

geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.

Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?

So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".

what causes the 2" variation?

Just guessing, but I'd figure 4'5" is the underboob or bottom of the boob, which would be unlikely to hit the chandelier because physics. The 2" variation is probably from the true minimum distance of floor to boob, vs. mid boob or top boob which is where the chandelier would likely hit.

wait. what?

So I measured to the top of the boob which was the 4'7", then I factored in the probability that if I was going to hit said fixture it would probably be in the mid-boob area, hence the range. Also a factor was whether I was wearing a bra or not. This is known as boob math.

Also ident42 I got my boobs this afternoon and they are fantastic. I was going to this earlier this week when rr made the comment but I forgot and then I had the measuring tape out for something else and was like 'oh ya' and measured away.

fixed.

this thread is worthless without pictures.

If it wouldn't get me banned and this thread locked then I would. You clear it with the mods and you have a deal.

imalive said:

northerndragon said:

imalive said:

ldent42 said:

imalive said:

northerndragon said:

rr165892 said:

northerndragon said:

deadendp said:

I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.

geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.

Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?

So I measured and my boobs are only 4'5" - 4'7" off the floor. I may have used some hyperbole in my above statement. I'm only 5'10".

what causes the 2" variation?

Just guessing, but I'd figure 4'5" is the underboob or bottom of the boob, which would be unlikely to hit the chandelier because physics. The 2" variation is probably from the true minimum distance of floor to boob, vs. mid boob or top boob which is where the chandelier would likely hit.

wait. what?

So I measured to the top of the boob which was the 4'7", then I factored in the probability that if I was going to hit said fixture it would probably be in the mid-boob area, hence the range. Also a factor was whether I was wearing a bra or not. This is known as boob math.

Also ident42 I got my boobs this afternoon and they are fantastic. I was going to this earlier this week when rr made the comment but I forgot and then I had the measuring tape out for something else and was like 'oh ya' and measured away.

fixed.

this thread is worthless without pictures.

I've read it twice and I can't see what was fixed