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  • PJSiren
    PJSiren Salem, OR Posts: 5,863
    Enkidu said:

    Having breakfast, Lisa the German shepherd at my feet. Suddenly she had to scratch at a flea - damn, her back leg (and nails) went right into my shin. Blood flew everywhere (really), my husband thought it was funny. It wasn't funny. Well, it was sort of funny.

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    I was imagining the cut across your foot....I had a similar experience, but the cut was across my foot....or rather "cuts" but it was a cat's back claws as he ran from a dog over my foot....blood everywhere....it was deep and bad this was many years ago though, so no pics to share for the MFer record...lol
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,870
    imalive said:

    RKCNDY said:

    imalive said:

    RKCNDY said:

    northerndragon said:

    RKCNDY said:

    Is the mosquito bites thread around? There is one right? I have matching bites on both legs...that's right, one one on each shin, in the same spot.

    That doesn't count I currently have about 30 plus mosquito bites. Mowing the lawn in June is a very unpleasant experience.
    I think if you saw what happens to me when I get mosquito bites, you'd count them...softball sized bruising.
    gonna need pictures if you want our sympathy :whistle:
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    Basically hurts to walk...kinda feel like Nancy Kerrigan after she got bashed in the knees. On the left leg, the white splotch...that was a good injury, there literally is a dent in my shin there.
    for mosquito bites, those are impressive :thumbup:
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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Poncier said:

    imalive said:

    RKCNDY said:

    imalive said:

    RKCNDY said:

    northerndragon said:

    RKCNDY said:

    Is the mosquito bites thread around? There is one right? I have matching bites on both legs...that's right, one one on each shin, in the same spot.

    That doesn't count I currently have about 30 plus mosquito bites. Mowing the lawn in June is a very unpleasant experience.
    I think if you saw what happens to me when I get mosquito bites, you'd count them...softball sized bruising.
    gonna need pictures if you want our sympathy :whistle:
    image

    Basically hurts to walk...kinda feel like Nancy Kerrigan after she got bashed in the knees. On the left leg, the white splotch...that was a good injury, there literally is a dent in my shin there.
    for mosquito bites, those are impressive :thumbup:
    Said Eddie Vedder in Hershey, PA 2003.
    :rofl:
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Poncier said:

    imalive said:

    RKCNDY said:

    imalive said:

    RKCNDY said:

    northerndragon said:

    RKCNDY said:

    Is the mosquito bites thread around? There is one right? I have matching bites on both legs...that's right, one one on each shin, in the same spot.

    That doesn't count I currently have about 30 plus mosquito bites. Mowing the lawn in June is a very unpleasant experience.
    I think if you saw what happens to me when I get mosquito bites, you'd count them...softball sized bruising.
    gonna need pictures if you want our sympathy :whistle:
    image

    Basically hurts to walk...kinda feel like Nancy Kerrigan after she got bashed in the knees. On the left leg, the white splotch...that was a good injury, there literally is a dent in my shin there.
    for mosquito bites, those are impressive :thumbup:
    Said Eddie Vedder in Hershey, PA 2003.
    This was funny!
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHTfKueFL4
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Poncier said:

    imalive said:

    RKCNDY said:

    imalive said:

    RKCNDY said:

    northerndragon said:

    RKCNDY said:

    Is the mosquito bites thread around? There is one right? I have matching bites on both legs...that's right, one one on each shin, in the same spot.

    That doesn't count I currently have about 30 plus mosquito bites. Mowing the lawn in June is a very unpleasant experience.
    I think if you saw what happens to me when I get mosquito bites, you'd count them...softball sized bruising.
    gonna need pictures if you want our sympathy :whistle:
    image

    Basically hurts to walk...kinda feel like Nancy Kerrigan after she got bashed in the knees. On the left leg, the white splotch...that was a good injury, there literally is a dent in my shin there.
    for mosquito bites, those are impressive :thumbup:
    Said Eddie Vedder in Hershey, PA 2003.
    This was funny!
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Damn it! Sorry for the repost! Stupid extra draft!
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    deadendp said:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHTfKueFL4

    ah, yes....circa 2003 Angry Ed.

    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    I have no photo evidence but I still have to post it here.
    We are in the middle of a Kitchen Remodel and awaiting my flooring guys to start on the wood floor.We have moved out all furniture from the area including our kitchen table.Mrs RR some how has walked into the hanging Glass pendant light 4 times and it has hit her in the exact same spot.The light is solid the size of a grapefruit and the welt on her head is the size of a tomato.The last time she hit it she screamed "Motherfucker" and went into a violent fit and I thought the fixture was going to be heaved thru the bay window.When I got done comforting(laughing at)her I thought it was a fitting addition to this thread that needed a bump anyway.
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    rr165892 said:

    I have no photo evidence but I still have to post it here.
    We are in the middle of a Kitchen Remodel and awaiting my flooring guys to start on the wood floor.We have moved out all furniture from the area including our kitchen table.Mrs RR some how has walked into the hanging Glass pendant light 4 times and it has hit her in the exact same spot.The light is solid the size of a grapefruit and the welt on her head is the size of a tomato.The last time she hit it she screamed "Motherfucker" and went into a violent fit and I thought the fixture was going to be heaved thru the bay window.When I got done comforting(laughing at)her I thought it was a fitting addition to this thread that needed a bump anyway.

    Can you tie some bright colored party crepe paper from that thing until you are done? If it helps, I did almost the very same thing when we were replacing our floors. :rubbing forehead: I know that lump all too well . . .
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    rr165892 said:

    I have no photo evidence but I still have to post it here.
    We are in the middle of a Kitchen Remodel and awaiting my flooring guys to start on the wood floor.We have moved out all furniture from the area including our kitchen table.Mrs RR some how has walked into the hanging Glass pendant light 4 times and it has hit her in the exact same spot.The light is solid the size of a grapefruit and the welt on her head is the size of a tomato.The last time she hit it she screamed "Motherfucker" and went into a violent fit and I thought the fixture was going to be heaved thru the bay window.When I got done comforting(laughing at)her I thought it was a fitting addition to this thread that needed a bump anyway.

    "needed a bump" - ha!

    My husband did the exact same thing with our old chandelier more than several times when we got rid of our dining room table. Poor guy got a nice mark on his forehead too.

    Hope the missus is doing OK.
  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    #tall people problems :giggle:
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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.
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  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    deadendp said:

    I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.

    My bad. I didn't know lights hung that low.
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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    deadendp said:

    I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.

    geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.
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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    When the table is where it is supposed to be, it isn't an issue. We were installing Pergo through the main areas of the house. Furniture was shifted. Stove and refrigerator were in the living room. The house was a wreck. We were sitting on the floor to eat dinner.
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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    northerndragon said:

    deadendp said:

    I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.

    geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.
    You said boobs
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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    deadendp said:

    I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.

    Wifey is 5'2".so def not a tall person problem.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    northerndragon said:

    deadendp said:

    I'm not a tall people. I'm a short people with a low hanging light fixture that hangs over the table. I'm a lil less than 5' 1" people.

    geez a light that low I would end up running into it with my boobs not my head.
    Northdragon,I know you guys grow em large up in the great white north and all,but by my math if your boobs are 5-5'2 off the floor then your about 6'7". Why are you not in the WNBA?
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    deadendp said:

    rr165892 said:

    I have no photo evidence but I still have to post it here.
    We are in the middle of a Kitchen Remodel and awaiting my flooring guys to start on the wood floor.We have moved out all furniture from the area including our kitchen table.Mrs RR some how has walked into the hanging Glass pendant light 4 times and it has hit her in the exact same spot.The light is solid the size of a grapefruit and the welt on her head is the size of a tomato.The last time she hit it she screamed "Motherfucker" and went into a violent fit and I thought the fixture was going to be heaved thru the bay window.When I got done comforting(laughing at)her I thought it was a fitting addition to this thread that needed a bump anyway.

    Can you tie some bright colored party crepe paper from that thing until you are done? If it helps, I did almost the very same thing when we were replacing our floors. :rubbing forehead: I know that lump all too well . . .
    I've tied them off now.

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