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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    cdysinge said:

    Next time I'm coming out in tidy whities and a wife beater just to see their faces. I need to go buy some as I don't own either but that sounds like fun.

    I think elephant bikini briefs would be more shocking...
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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    cdysinge said:

    Next time I'm coming out in tidy whities and a wife beater just to see their faces. I need to go buy some as I don't own either but that sounds like fun.

    Just go commando with a shirt that's a little too short.
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    I would but I decided a long time ago going to jail as a pervert wasn't for me. Maybe just a speedo as I can claim I am going swimming.
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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited April 2015
    cdysinge said:

    I would but I decided a long time ago going to jail as a pervert wasn't for me. Maybe just a speedo as I can claim I am going swimming.

    That was something you had to put some thought into? Hahaha
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    cdysinge said:

    I would but I decided a long time ago going to jail as a pervert wasn't for me.

    And then once you were out of jail, wouldn't you be classified as a sex offender, and, thus, be legally obligated to go door to door to notify your neighbors?
    ELITIST FUK
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited April 2015
    ^^ In tighty whities and a wife beater!
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,273
    cdysinge said:

    Next time I'm coming out in tidy whities and a wife beater just to see their faces. I need to go buy some as I don't own either but that sounds like fun.

    tidy whities? or tighty whities? or both?

    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    imalive said:

    cdysinge said:

    Next time I'm coming out in tidy whities and a wife beater just to see their faces. I need to go buy some as I don't own either but that sounds like fun.

    tidy whities? or tighty whities? or both?

    Well, if they're tidy then we know Halifaxx won't be wearing them.
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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited April 2015
    Looked it up because pronunciation seemed right. Spelling didn't seem right. From the Urban Dictionary:
    tighty whities
    A synonym for briefs . They are underwear worn for there support purposes, antonym of boxers. The pros of tighty whities are support in gym class and hiding an erection. The disadvantages are that if you are pantsed then your penis will appear smaller, and that they might strangle your penis.

    Because of incidents in which prison inmates trousers started to fall down, many teenagers believe baggy pants are cool. Because of that, it became the cool thing to wear boxers instead of old fashioned tighty whities.

    Advice if you're going to High School and male. In order to make your life a lot easier, wear boxer shorts.
    "Nice Tighty Whities, nerd!"

    "... Tighty Whities are convenient and supportive"

    "So? Boxers are loosy-goosy and cooler!"
    Tidy, tighty whities would be appreciated. No soiled undies, please. =)
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  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,159
    oftenreading said:

    imalive said:

    cdysinge said:

    Next time I'm coming out in tidy whities and a wife beater just to see their faces. I need to go buy some as I don't own either but that sounds like fun.

    tidy whities? or tighty whities? or both?

    Well, if they're tidy then we know Halifaxx won't be wearing them.
    Damn fucking straight. I'm a degenerate after all. New and improved tidy whiteys with kitty litter skid mark control. No bleach required. Fuckers.
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  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,159
    I wonder if Whitey Bulger ever got his balls busted regarding his name and associated under garments. Hmmmm, maybe I'll send him some kitty litter.
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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    imalive said:

    cdysinge said:

    Next time I'm coming out in tidy whities and a wife beater just to see their faces. I need to go buy some as I don't own either but that sounds like fun.

    tidy whities? or tighty whities? or both?

    Tight and clean. I was in the Marines. It would be a disgrace to wear Emptys. That should be the nickname for kitty litter skid marked undies.

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    If you call men's undies 'emptys' ...that makes me think the guy doesn't have much to pack in said tidy whities.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851

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    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


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  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    northerndragon said:


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    Which door would those guys knock on?
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I'mma start evangelizing in Northern's Neighborhood naked!! ( jk!)
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    whispering hands said:

    I'mma start evangelizing in Northern's Neighborhood naked!! ( jk!)

    I'll see you your t shirt and undies, and raise you a Birthday suit!




    This is soooo a joke!
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I would never wish the torture of seeing ME wearing nothing but the good book, on ANYONE!
    Lol
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    edited May 2015
    When the Jehovah Witnesses and any other religious peddlers come to the door, I tell them we are Catholic and we are not interested in changing our religion. I also wish them a good day. I close the door quickly before they can respond!!
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