^^ Neighborhood observations seem absolutely fair in this conversation.
We walk in the evenings through the one housing development that connects to our neighborhood. It was around graduation time and there was a huge banner hanging on a house. "Excepted to Duke with full honors."
Excepted? Okay then.
Parents apparently went to Dumb Ass University themselves.
Live in a neighborhood with an HOA that doesn't allow door to door solicitors. Doesn't stop the JW's or Mormons but you now what does. Put Slayer on in the background when you see them coming, tell them you have taken Lucifer as your god and tell them you would like them to come in so you can discuss the virtues of your god to convert them. As tempted as they will be to try and convert you they will be too scared to come in. They will want to talk to you on your porch, keep inisting you will only talk to them in your house. They will leave and never come back. It worked like a charm the last 2 houses we lived at. They skipped my house every time after that.
Slightly off topic .... I was walking in a neighbourhood park a few days ago and saw some new graffiti on a stone bench - "666 I love Satin". Either a poorly educated Satanist or a rogue textiles major.
If I had known then what I know now...
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Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
^^ Neighborhood observations seem absolutely fair in this conversation.
We walk in the evenings through the one housing development that connects to our neighborhood. It was around graduation time and there was a huge banner hanging on a house. "Excepted to Duke with full honors."
Excepted? Okay then.
Parents apparently went to Dumb Ass University themselves.
or possibly took the sham athlete classes at Carolina.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
^^ Neighborhood observations seem absolutely fair in this conversation.
We walk in the evenings through the one housing development that connects to our neighborhood. It was around graduation time and there was a huge banner hanging on a house. "Excepted to Duke with full honors."
Excepted? Okay then.
Just so the parents can brag later that their kid done better than they. Isn't that what every parent wants for there kid, for them to do better than they?
My dad told me about his first job out of college. Yup, door to door, selling knives. Had to go to a training thing where they told you how to demonstrate each knife and it's utility and how to sell to those stay at home moms. This was in the early 50's. So my dad got all excited because he mastered the art of "selling" knives in the all day training session and he was released to sell. Big black carrying case the size of a carry on full of knives. Goes to the first house, rings the bell and lo and behold, his verbal selling skills get him in for the demo. And that, along with making the rounds after 9:00 and before 4:00, when the husbands weren't home to tell you to get lost, was the key to getting rich. So he goes in, does his demo, the lady is totally buying it, he's psyched to make his first sale and is going to be rich, when it comes time for the demo of the blades' durability by cutting a penny in half with the kitchen shears. And he puts the penny in, give the spiel and clamps down on the scissors. Well, the penny is indeed cut in half but one half gets shot like a bullet clear across the living room and takes out the Tiffany lamp. Shattered glass everywhere, aghast house wife and my dad packing his things up, apologizing and backing out of the house like cat and the hat. Resigned that very day right after. He lasted one house! Part of the reason I'm such a degenerate.
^^ Neighborhood observations seem absolutely fair in this conversation.
We walk in the evenings through the one housing development that connects to our neighborhood. It was around graduation time and there was a huge banner hanging on a house. "Excepted to Duke with full honors."
Excepted? Okay then.
Part of the reason I'm such a degenerate.
Very cool story. Don't you think though that you were going to be a degenerate no matter what though? You could have been born to Mitt Romney and it wouldn't change anything.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
^^ Neighborhood observations seem absolutely fair in this conversation.
We walk in the evenings through the one housing development that connects to our neighborhood. It was around graduation time and there was a huge banner hanging on a house. "Excepted to Duke with full honors."
Excepted? Okay then.
Part of the reason I'm such a degenerate.
Very cool story. Don't you think though that you were going to be a degenerate no matter what though? You could have been born to Mitt Romney and it wouldn't change anything.
Then H2tM would be mormon and soliciting religion door to door and this thread would be about him
^^ Neighborhood observations seem absolutely fair in this conversation.
We walk in the evenings through the one housing development that connects to our neighborhood. It was around graduation time and there was a huge banner hanging on a house. "Excepted to Duke with full honors."
Excepted? Okay then.
Part of the reason I'm such a degenerate.
Very cool story. Don't you think though that you were going to be a degenerate no matter what though? You could have been born to Mitt Romney and it wouldn't change anything.
Best laugh of the day and now you have me thinking. Would I be a bigger or lesser degenerate having been born to Mitt and his cult of personality? I might have done better with my bracket, that's fer sure.
Hmmm, maybe I could have worked the Olympics? Driven a shuttle bus or something. Lit the flame? Mergers and acquisitions, maybe? Done the sound check for dad before the big speeches? Testing, testing, 1,2,3. Testing, testing. You look marvelous. Testing. Testing.
Hmmm, maybe I could have worked the Olympics? Driven a shuttle bus or something. Lit the flame? Mergers and acquisitions, maybe? Done the sound check for dad before the big speeches? Testing, testing, 1,2,3. Testing, testing. You look marvelous. Testing. Testing.
I would love to see the abject look on a jehova witness when you answer the door wearing your immaculate bathrobe that you possess.
And invite them in, ask them to remove their shoes and socks and wiggle their toes in the litter whilst we discuss the Cult of the Turtle? Mitt would be so proud.
And invite them in, ask them to remove their shoes and socks and wiggle their toes in the litter whilst we discuss the Cult of the Turtle? Mitt would be so proud.
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Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Come all ye faithful, harden thy shell, walk the path of litter glory and inhale deeply. Chant after me, degenerates, degenerates, degenerates, unite! Degenerates, degenerates, degenerates, unite!
Because we don't need a degenerate MLK and I fear that is what you would become. Degenerates make the beat to their own drum. If you took power we might all end up doing something very bad. Degenerates should not be rallied for something other than druken orgy fun. At first it would be all fun and games but over time you would become power hungry. Absolute power corrupts.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
Because we don't need a degenerate MLK and I fear that is what you would become. Degenerates make the beat to their own drum. If you took power we might all end up doing something very bad. Degenerates should not be rallied for something other than druken orgy fun. At first it would be all fun and games but over time you would become power hungry. Absolute power corrupts.
Aside from me not knowing what MLK is You are correct.
However, in my own defense, as a degenerate, wouldn't the power be given to me? Take power? No, power is granted, abscribed, anointed, given. Taken? Never. See? Join the Turtleality. Come, chant with me.
MLK is Martin Luther King who gave his life trying to get African Americans treated as equals in the 1960's for our Non US friends.
And if anything a cult would be formed which is even worse. Degenerates will be cutting their testicles off to get better odds at GA seats because you tell them to do it. This only leads to bad places.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
And to our non US friends no I am not whacked out. That is in reference to a cult in the 1990's that cut their testicles off and killed themselves so they could catch some spaceship behind a comet.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
For what of the non-testicle bearing degenerates? Should they not have a say? And are not all degenerate-a-paloozas strictly GA, sans seats? Apostate! Ye who shall not believe is stricken from the list! Away! No VIP tent for you! Hell hath no fury like an overdo litter box, ignited in oh so glorious flame, shrouded in knappy, crappy, stained, stinking, bathrobes of Apostates past! Be gone before I bring forth the mighty snappers! Be gone!
Ah, but, um, like, before you, like, go, you, know like, maybe, if you don't mind, could you write a check?
See now you just proved why you can't be the degenerate leader. Already you lost touch with your base constituency. A true degenerate doesn't even know what a checkbook is much less would a bank give one out to one. Its a strictly cash only lifestyle. Elitists have checkbooks which now makes me question your motives. You might be a false prophet sent to destroy the degenerates. This will only end up bad.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
See now you just proved why you can't be the degenerate leader. Already you lost touch with your base constituency. A true degenerate doesn't even know what a checkbook is much less would a bank give one out to one. Its a strictly cash only lifestyle. Elitists have checkbooks which now makes me question your motives. You might be a false prophet sent to destroy the degenerates. This will only end up bad.
And yet, yet, in many protestations I have demanded, no, requested, that BitCoin be accepted. And in all my selfless giving, seeking nothing more than the respect and dignity due our degenerate clan, I was met with ridicule and contempt. As such, I was enlightened by the turtle in the sky, who enlightened me to request a check. And so while your concern is duly noted, you still have to go and repent at the back of the line. And yet still, checks are accepted. Particularly those of your parents if you have them or preferably from those not related or in the know. At least until the true degenerates speak, worship, and return to the box. Be gone Apostate!!!!!!
And yet, yet, in many protestations I have demanded, no, requested, that BitCoin be accepted. And in all my selfless giving, seeking nothing more than the respect and dignity due our degenerate clan, I was met with ridicule and contempt. As such, I was enlightened by the turtle in the sky, who enlightened me to request a check. And so while your concern is duly noted, you still have to go and repent at the back of the line. And yet still, checks are accepted. Particularly those of your parents if you have them or preferably from those not related or in the know. At least until the true degenerates speak, worship, and return to the box. Be gone Apostate!!!!!!
Alright you broke me down. Let the true degenerate order of the holy turtle be born. When this goes South remember I predicted the world will end. Holy shit, I just realized somehow I became the JW in all of this. Now see what you have done. Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
Alright you broke me down. Let the true degenerate order of the holy turtle be born. When this goes South remember I predicted the world will end. Holy shit, I just realized somehow I became the JW in all of this. Now see what you have done. Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't worry, Degenerate-a-palooza won't tour the South.
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VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
My dad told me about his first job out of college. Yup, door to door, selling knives. Had to go to a training thing where they told you how to demonstrate each knife and it's utility and how to sell to those stay at home moms. This was in the early 50's. So my dad got all excited because he mastered the art of "selling" knives in the all day training session and he was released to sell. Big black carrying case the size of a carry on full of knives. Goes to the first house, rings the bell and lo and behold, his verbal selling skills get him in for the demo. And that, along with making the rounds after 9:00 and before 4:00, when the husbands weren't home to tell you to get lost, was the key to getting rich. So he goes in, does his demo, the lady is totally buying it, he's psyched to make his first sale and is going to be rich, when it comes time for the demo of the blades' durability by cutting a penny in half with the kitchen shears. And he puts the penny in, give the spiel and clamps down on the scissors. Well, the penny is indeed cut in half but one half gets shot like a bullet clear across the living room and takes out the Tiffany lamp. Shattered glass everywhere, aghast house wife and my dad packing his things up, apologizing and backing out of the house like cat and the hat. Resigned that very day right after. He lasted one house! Part of the reason I'm such a degenerate.
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Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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You are correct.
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And if anything a cult would be formed which is even worse. Degenerates will be cutting their testicles off to get better odds at GA seats because you tell them to do it. This only leads to bad places.
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Ah, but, um, like, before you, like, go, you, know like, maybe, if you don't mind, could you write a check?
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Cheques alive!
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