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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
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  • dignin
    dignin Posts: 9,478
    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/03/25/duck-dynasty-phil-robertson-under-fire-for-graphic-anti-atheist-speech-at-prayer-breakfast/


    "Duck Dynasty's" Phil Robertson has come under fire once again, this time for a speech he made about a hypothetical atheist family at an annual prayer breakfast in Florida on Friday.

    Robertson described a graphic scenario while sharing his thoughts on those who do not believe in God.

    "Two guys break into an atheist's home," Robertson began. "He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot 'em and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And they can look at him and say, 'Isn't it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn't it great that there's nothing wrong with this? There's no right or wrong, now is it dude?'

    "Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, 'Wouldn't it be something if this was something wrong with this? But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We're sick in the head, have a nice day.'

    "If it happened to them, they probably would say, 'Something about this just ain't right.'"
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    dignin said:

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/03/25/duck-dynasty-phil-robertson-under-fire-for-graphic-anti-atheist-speech-at-prayer-breakfast/


    "Duck Dynasty's" Phil Robertson has come under fire once again, this time for a speech he made about a hypothetical atheist family at an annual prayer breakfast in Florida on Friday.

    Robertson described a graphic scenario while sharing his thoughts on those who do not believe in God.

    "Two guys break into an atheist's home," Robertson began. "He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him. And then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot 'em and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him. And they can look at him and say, 'Isn't it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn't it great that there's nothing wrong with this? There's no right or wrong, now is it dude?'

    "Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, 'Wouldn't it be something if this was something wrong with this? But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We're sick in the head, have a nice day.'

    "If it happened to them, they probably would say, 'Something about this just ain't right.'"

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  • dignin
    dignin Posts: 9,478
    This show has apparently been on for 7 seasons. 7 fuckin' seasons. Haha! Who the fuck tunes in to that shit?
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    dignin said:

    This show has apparently been on for 7 seasons. 7 fuckin' seasons. Haha! Who the fuck tunes in to that shit?

    I've seen glimpses of that stupid show and am stunned it gets passed off as entertainment.

    Absolutely stupid... in my very modest and humble opinion.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • dignin
    dignin Posts: 9,478
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:

    This show has apparently been on for 7 seasons. 7 fuckin' seasons. Haha! Who the fuck tunes in to that shit?

    I've seen glimpses of that stupid show and am stunned it gets passed off as entertainment.

    Absolutely stupid... in my very modest and humble opinion.
    I'm with you man. I can't wrap my head around it.

  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    dignin said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:

    This show has apparently been on for 7 seasons. 7 fuckin' seasons. Haha! Who the fuck tunes in to that shit?

    I've seen glimpses of that stupid show and am stunned it gets passed off as entertainment.

    Absolutely stupid... in my very modest and humble opinion.
    I'm with you man. I can't wrap my head around it.

    We're not so far apart after all, eh? Lol.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • dignin
    dignin Posts: 9,478
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:

    This show has apparently been on for 7 seasons. 7 fuckin' seasons. Haha! Who the fuck tunes in to that shit?

    I've seen glimpses of that stupid show and am stunned it gets passed off as entertainment.

    Absolutely stupid... in my very modest and humble opinion.
    I'm with you man. I can't wrap my head around it.

    We're not so far apart after all, eh? Lol.

    I think were very close on most things, we just argue the hell out of the small things that we differ. Isn't what this place is all about? ;)

  • callen
    callen Posts: 6,388
    dignin said:

    This show has apparently been on for 7 seasons. 7 fuckin' seasons. Haha! Who the fuck tunes in to that shit?

    Lots of humans seeking validation for their weaknesses and insecurity.

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  • callen
    callen Posts: 6,388
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:

    This show has apparently been on for 7 seasons. 7 fuckin' seasons. Haha! Who the fuck tunes in to that shit?

    I've seen glimpses of that stupid show and am stunned it gets passed off as entertainment.

    Absolutely stupid... in my very modest and humble opinion.
    I'm with you man. I can't wrap my head around it.

    We're not so far apart after all, eh? Lol.
    So we shouldn't take shit personally.

    Even if you are on wrong side of capital punishment.

    10-18-2000 Houston, 04-06-2003 Houston, 6-25-2003 Toronto, 10-8-2004 Kissimmee, 9-4-2005 Calgary, 12-3-05 Sao Paulo, 7-2-2006 Denver, 7-22-06 Gorge, 7-23-2006 Gorge, 9-13-2006 Bern, 6-22-2008 DC, 6-24-2008 MSG, 6-25-2008 MSG
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    dignin said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:

    This show has apparently been on for 7 seasons. 7 fuckin' seasons. Haha! Who the fuck tunes in to that shit?

    I've seen glimpses of that stupid show and am stunned it gets passed off as entertainment.

    Absolutely stupid... in my very modest and humble opinion.
    I'm with you man. I can't wrap my head around it.

    We're not so far apart after all, eh? Lol.

    I think were very close on most things, we just argue the hell out of the small things that we differ. Isn't what this place is all about? ;)

    I know. I said in jest!
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
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    callen said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:

    This show has apparently been on for 7 seasons. 7 fuckin' seasons. Haha! Who the fuck tunes in to that shit?

    I've seen glimpses of that stupid show and am stunned it gets passed off as entertainment.

    Absolutely stupid... in my very modest and humble opinion.
    I'm with you man. I can't wrap my head around it.

    We're not so far apart after all, eh? Lol.
    So we shouldn't take shit personally.

    Even if you are on wrong side of capital punishment.

    One of these days you'll see things the way you should see them!

    Until that moment... you're still okay.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    I'm not sure things could get any shittier for Lawrence Philips- former NCAA star running back for Nebraska and NFL bust:

    http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12685376/lawrence-phillips-former-nfl-running-back-suspected-killing-prison-cellmate

    Nothing is official, but to date... it hasn't taken much to turn Lawrence into a violent and reckless individual.

    It just goes to show you how much your past influences your present. Regardless... an idiot. He's never going to get out of the big house now.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • oceaninmyeyes
    oceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    I really believe that this belongs in this thread. http://walb.com/story/28786983/man-shoots-at-armadillo-bullet-hits-mother-in-lawimage"The bullet killed the animal, but also ricocheted off of it, hit a fence, went through the back door of his mother-in-law's mobile home, through a recliner she was sitting in, and into her back."
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    oceaninmyeyes said:

    I really believe that this belongs in this thread. http://walb.com/story/28786983/man-shoots-at-armadillo-bullet-hits-mother-in-lawimage"The bullet killed the animal, but also ricocheted off of it, hit a fence, went through the back door of his mother-in-law's mobile home, through a recliner she was sitting in, and into her back."

    This shot's explanation almost defies the laws of science- it rivals the JFK shot for bullet flight pattern.

    The unintended victim was the mother in law? Hmmm.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:

    This show has apparently been on for 7 seasons. 7 fuckin' seasons. Haha! Who the fuck tunes in to that shit?

    I've seen glimpses of that stupid show and am stunned it gets passed off as entertainment.

    Absolutely stupid... in my very modest and humble opinion.
    interesting, as my previously-mentioned very intelligent brother loves that fucking show. I couldn't believe it. he owns all the seasons on dvd.

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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    oceaninmyeyes said:

    I really believe that this belongs in this thread. http://walb.com/story/28786983/man-shoots-at-armadillo-bullet-hits-mother-in-lawimage"The bullet killed the animal, but also ricocheted off of it, hit a fence, went through the back door of his mother-in-law's mobile home, through a recliner she was sitting in, and into her back."

    This shot's explanation almost defies the laws of science- it rivals the JFK shot for bullet flight pattern.

    The unintended victim was the mother in law? Hmmm.
    like the Keith Hernandez spit that landed on Newman's knee. "it pauses-in mid-air mind you-and then takes a left turn, and lands on Newman's right knee. that my friends, is one magic loogie".

    classic stuff.

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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
    A person using a flying bicycle to land onto the front lawn of the Capital building should qualify for this thread.

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    So ... do we have surface to air missiles protecting key buildings or not. Or maybe their targeting systems aren't dumbed down enough to anticipate the threat of a flying bicycle attack.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    I had no idea a gyrocopter (mmm, gyros) was a flying bicycle.

    Come on, Secret Service! Their inaction continues to chip away at my confidence in them.
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
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    Jason P said:

    A person using a flying bicycle to land onto the front lawn of the Capital building should qualify for this thread.

    image

    So ... do we have surface to air missiles protecting key buildings or not. Or maybe their targeting systems aren't dumbed down enough to anticipate the threat of a flying bicycle attack.

    I'm pretty sure a slingshot took this guy down.

    I have quite the visual thinking of this incident.
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