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The Juggler · July 2014

first lesson was today. no shock to learn that i have been doing just about everything wrong for the past 20 years. one of the fist things he said was to forget everything my dad told me to do when i was a kid.

HAHA

Wobbie · July 2014

The Juggler said:

imalive said:

Cliffy6745 said:

imalive said:
I'm shocked dickhead tiger would make snarky comments about Rory.

shocked!

fuck tiger.
What did he say?
something to the effect of "when he (Rory) gets it going, it can be really good....or it can be really bad, like Phil."

would tiger's last three rounds be an example of getting it going really bad?

fuck tiger.

why do you hate tiger so much?

I think it's his personality.

oh, wait.......he doesn't have one.

fuck the phony fucker.

Cliffy6745 · July 2014

Should be a good weekend.

Oh, Rory. Just smacked a 15 or so foot chip 50 feet past. Probably still hungover. I would be.

Cliffy6745 · July 2014

Disaster for Tiger at 1 too, ugh.

Indifference71 · July 2014

Dustin Johnson taking a leave of absence to seek professional help for "personal challenges". Hopefully he gets whatever his issues are taken care of. Definitely one of the most talented guys on the tour....too bad he'll miss the PGA and the Ryder Cup.

http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/11292372/dustin-johnson-takes-leave-absence-golf

norm · August 2014

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine

WhatYouTaughtMe · August 2014

norm said:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine

That is the longstanding rumour. Seems like it is not a well kept secret. Hopefully he can beat it.

Indifference71 · August 2014

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

norm said:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine
That is the longstanding rumour. Seems like it is not a well kept secret. Hopefully he can beat it.

Oh wow....never heard that. One quick google search of "dustin Johnson cocaine" yielded plenty of results. Yikes. Hopefully he gets his shit together.

Cliffy6745 · August 2014

You know his girl likes to party. No way those two don't do massive amounts of blow

Wobbie · August 2014

Cliffy6745 said:
You know his girl likes to party. No way those two don't do massive amounts of blow

is his girl gretzky's daughter?

Indifference71 · August 2014

imalive said:

Cliffy6745 said:
You know his girl likes to party. No way those two don't do massive amounts of blow
is his girl gretzky's daughter?

Yeah. Paulina Gretzky. Now that I think about it...this isn't shocking at all.

Wobbie · August 2014

Indifference71 said:

imalive said:

Cliffy6745 said:
You know his girl likes to party. No way those two don't do massive amounts of blow
is his girl gretzky's daughter?

Yeah. Paulina Gretzky. Now that I think about it...this isn't shocking at all.

she needs her own thread.

Cliffy6745 · August 2014

6 month suspension for third failed drug test. Test positive for pot in 2009 and coke in 2012 and 2014.

Jason P · August 2014

Silly Johnson. You are supposed to announce your dream of playing outfield for the Birmingham Barons when you get a hush-hush suspension.

Indifference71 · August 2014

Cliffy6745 said:
6 month suspension for third failed drug test. Test positive for pot in 2009 and coke in 2012 and 2014.

Brutal. Apparently there are a bunch of rumors of him having affairs with wives of other guys on the tour.

Empty Glass · August 2014

this could all be BS, but the Rory part was interesting....

http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/nate-the-golf-insider-here-answering-the-question-of-whose-wife-was-dustin-johnson-banging-plus-some-rorywozniacki-nuggets/

Cliffy6745 · August 2014

Empty Glass said:
this could all be BS, but the Rory part was interesting....

http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/nate-the-golf-insider-here-answering-the-question-of-whose-wife-was-dustin-johnson-banging-plus-some-rorywozniacki-nuggets/

That's fucking awesome. I wouldn't last 5 minutes on the tour. I can't imagine the shit that goes on.

Funny, NBC ran like a 20 minute segment on Jimmy Walker and his wife on one of those "Inside the PGA" shows or whatever before a tournament broadcast. She was corny as hell. They travel together in an RV with their kids and she is crazy competitive and all. I hoped he banged her in their RV.

Indifference71 · August 2014

Cliffy6745 said:

Empty Glass said:
this could all be BS, but the Rory part was interesting....

http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/nate-the-golf-insider-here-answering-the-question-of-whose-wife-was-dustin-johnson-banging-plus-some-rorywozniacki-nuggets/
That's fucking awesome. I wouldn't last 5 minutes on the tour. I can't imagine the shit that goes on.

Ha...I'd be a fucking mess if I were on the tour.

That story about Rory is insane...I kinda hope it's true.

Cliffy6745 · August 2014

Indifference71 said:

Cliffy6745 said:

Empty Glass said:
this could all be BS, but the Rory part was interesting....

http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/nate-the-golf-insider-here-answering-the-question-of-whose-wife-was-dustin-johnson-banging-plus-some-rorywozniacki-nuggets/
That's fucking awesome. I wouldn't last 5 minutes on the tour. I can't imagine the shit that goes on.

Ha...I'd be a fucking mess if I were on the tour.

That story about Rory is insane...I kinda hope it's true.

Disaster

I pray it is true and it is true in my book moving forward.

Cliffy6745 · August 2014

https://twitter.com/RobertLusetich/status/495270983222059008

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