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***My Cat is Constipated Please Play "Go" in Dallas***

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  • quasiquasi Posts: 492
    Can't think of a lyric but I'll bump it. Let's make this happen!
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  • dianamontanadianamontana Posts: 24
    This thread seriously made my day, deserving of a bump! laughed so hard I almost peed my pants! :oops:
    Don't it make you smile?
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  • Driftin'AlongDriftin'Along Posts: 1,403
    dianamontana wrote:
    This thread seriously made my day, deserving of a bump! laughed so hard I almost peed my pants! :oops:

    Wrong bodily function.
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Who's doing the T-shirts?

    I feel like this is turning into a movement.
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  • jamburgerjamburger Posts: 1,775
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Who's doing the T-shirts?

    I feel like this is turning into a movement.
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    I feel the need
    Planted in me
    This is a birthday pony
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    And I sleep with the lights on..
    In case she comes..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • Blind3Blind3 Posts: 1,149
    May kitty enjoy " Crapshoot Rapture " really (really, really) soon !!!!
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  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    I feel a sickness, a sickness coming over me
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    I'm not frantic
    I can feel it coming
    Violently shakes
    My body
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    There must be an open door
    For you uhh uhh uhh... to come back
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    Why deny this drive inside, just looking for some peace
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    wanna leave it all
    wanna give it up
    wanna see it gone once and for all
    This is a birthday pony
  • Driftin'AlongDriftin'Along Posts: 1,403
    Try to erase this from the blackboard.
    "Not only do you have sunshine but you have better thunder...fuckers." -Ed, Phx 10/21/00
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  • Catwoman1Catwoman1 Posts: 482
    All my feces set me free.

    (A misheard lyric, but applicable here for the poor kitty)
    You can't be neutral on a moving train.
  • mookieblalockmookieblalock Posts: 3,448
    I'll swallow poison, until I grow immune.

    I will scream my lungs out, 'til it spills this stool.
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    feel like indegestion is forming, and the answer's far
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    it was 'swallowed whole'... now its 'un-fall-able'
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    Can't feel the heat
    Of something fresh
    This is a birthday pony
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Bump
  • BabaLoverBabaLover Posts: 455
    Kitty, Just Breathe as Nothing As IT Seems. The End is just Around the Bend
    To and fro the pendulum throws

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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,735
    PU38569 wrote:
    he was listening to "why go" all month.

    I put on "Release" but it didn't work.

    Just make sure he grasps the "don't go on me" part by repeating it a few times, and then slaying a guitar solo.

    If that doesn't work, maybe play an acoustic version of "Around the Bends".

    has your cat gone yet? :?
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    priceless post.
    i love the creative output of this community at times.
    :)


    hope you, and your kitty, both get your wishes.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • CanuckPJGurlCanuckPJGurl Posts: 41
    Dude,
    I hope your cat's signs are passing,
    And the smell doesn't get on your hands.
    Maybe he just needs to be enlightened...
    After all it really is a State of Love and Trust between a man and his cat!
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    She comes on like a stone
    But you don't know. where from she was thrown
    Like a burning meteor, from miles high
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    Understand what we don't know
    this might pass
    this might last
    this may go
    This is a birthday pony
  • Lost In OhioLost In Ohio Posts: 7,146
    decides2dream wrote:
    priceless post.
    i love the creative output of this community at times.
    :)


    hope you, and your kitty, both get your wishes.

    This might be the best thread since the "Please play blood on Uranus" thread. :lol:
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  • BantBant Millinowhere, ME Posts: 506
    this thread is amazing

    :clap:

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  • nutbarznutbarz Posts: 227
    Was it something your Kitty Swallowed Whole? I Hope he gets better soon, would not want you to be sleeping by your(my)self.
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    PU38569 wrote:
    Understand what we don't know
    this might pass
    this might last
    this may go

    :lol::lol::lol:
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