***My Cat is Constipated Please Play "Go" in Dallas***

PU38569
PU38569 Posts: 260
edited November 2013 in The Porch
he was listening to "why go" all month.

I put on "Release" but it didn't work.

Just make sure he grasps the "don't go on me" part by repeating it a few times, and then slaying a guitar solo.

If that doesn't work, maybe play an acoustic version of "Around the Bends".
This is a birthday pony
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I hope there isn't any "Blood" in its stool.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Maybe "Insignifigance"?

    "Bombs dropping down!"

    Poor kitty.. maybe feed it some wheat grass..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    "I got Shit"?
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Drop, drop, dropping it down.. Oh so gently!!!
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    it ill probably be "Black, Red, Yellow"
    This is a birthday pony
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    81 had a constipated cat :corn: :corn: :corn:
  • mookieblalock
    mookieblalock Posts: 3,589
    Evacuation
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    LloydXmas wrote:
    81 had a constipated cat :corn: :corn: :corn:

    OK how did he handle it?

    "Even Flow"?

    Evacuation sounds like it might work.
    This is a birthday pony
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    PU38569 wrote:
    how did he handle it?

    As your attorney, I advise you not to handle it
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    hahahaha - he will be "moved by, sleight of hand"

    or Force of Nature?

    Other members of the board who wish to support this **Official: Petition**, please "Bump" this post.

    Maybe you have other reasons to support hearing "Go" in Dallas, other than constipation, although mathematically unlikely, we cannot discount that possibility.
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    This is an issue of deep personal importance to my cat.
    This is a birthday pony
  • Indi4ence
    Indi4ence Posts: 949
    Hopefully the concert will make him "Get Right"
  • mookieblalock
    mookieblalock Posts: 3,589
    push me, pull me.... whatever you have to do to get me to my last exit.
  • Suziemay
    Suziemay Posts: 11,168
    Hope it won't be Light Years for him. Poor kitty :(
  • Indi4ence
    Indi4ence Posts: 949
    Btw, this thread is amazing :corn: :corn:
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    The little that he frees, is nothing, he believes.
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  • mookieblalock
    mookieblalock Posts: 3,589
    RELEASE me
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    he's got a feelin', a feelin' deep inside
    This is a birthday pony
  • mookieblalock
    mookieblalock Posts: 3,589
    Given to float
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    is something wrong i said, well of course there is
    This is a birthday pony

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