***My Cat is Constipated Please Play "Go" in Dallas***

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  • tdlftdaporch
    tdlftdaporch Posts: 158
    You should probably take him to a vet because "Nothings as it seems"
    "Do you think the carpetpissers did this?" - The Dude
  • juddboz80
    juddboz80 Posts: 2,141
    Can't buy what I want cause its free!
    Cant buy what i want cause its free....
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    he's "got an unfortunate feelin' "
    This is a birthday pony
  • mookieblalock
    mookieblalock Posts: 3,589
    sometimes i know, sometimes i rise
    sometimes it falls, sometimes it don't
    Sometimes I cringe...deeear god
  • morgie2
    morgie2 Posts: 1,065
    Hopefully you get your song...then "Off He Goes" to the litter box!
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  • Merkin Baller
    Merkin Baller Posts: 12,818
    Around "a quarter to ten, I see the strain creep in, he seems distracted and I know just what is gonna happen next."
  • Driftin'Along
    Driftin'Along Posts: 1,403
    Just make sure he don't shit where he's not supposed to.
    "Not only do you have sunshine but you have better thunder...fuckers." -Ed, Phx 10/21/00
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  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    It's a shame to awake in a world of pain

    It's the same everyday and the wave won't break
    This is a birthday pony
  • PP193448
    PP193448 Here Posts: 4,282
    This story of your cat is SAD. I've GOT SOME suppositories if you need it. Poor cat CAN'T KEEP that shit inside too long. HARD TO IMAGINE your cat exploding poop all over the PORCH and GARDEN, well that is if he's an outside cat.
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  • Mike D88
    Mike D88 Tampa Posts: 767
    Don't mean to push, but I'm being shoved
    I'm just like you, think we've had enough
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  • quasi
    quasi Posts: 492
    Can't think of a lyric but I'll bump it. Let's make this happen!
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  • dianamontana
    dianamontana Posts: 24
    This thread seriously made my day, deserving of a bump! laughed so hard I almost peed my pants! :oops:
    Don't it make you smile?
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  • Driftin'Along
    Driftin'Along Posts: 1,403
    dianamontana wrote:
    This thread seriously made my day, deserving of a bump! laughed so hard I almost peed my pants! :oops:

    Wrong bodily function.
    "Not only do you have sunshine but you have better thunder...fuckers." -Ed, Phx 10/21/00
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Who's doing the T-shirts?

    I feel like this is turning into a movement.
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  • jamburger
    jamburger Posts: 1,775
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Who's doing the T-shirts?

    I feel like this is turning into a movement.
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    I feel the need
    Planted in me
    This is a birthday pony
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    And I sleep with the lights on..
    In case she comes..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • Blind3
    Blind3 Posts: 1,149
    May kitty enjoy " Crapshoot Rapture " really (really, really) soon !!!!
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  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    I feel a sickness, a sickness coming over me
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    I'm not frantic
    I can feel it coming
    Violently shakes
    My body
    This is a birthday pony

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