***My Cat is Constipated Please Play "Go" in Dallas***

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  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    There must be an open door
    For you uhh uhh uhh... to come back
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    Why deny this drive inside, just looking for some peace
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    wanna leave it all
    wanna give it up
    wanna see it gone once and for all
    This is a birthday pony
  • Driftin'Along
    Driftin'Along Posts: 1,403
    Try to erase this from the blackboard.
    "Not only do you have sunshine but you have better thunder...fuckers." -Ed, Phx 10/21/00
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  • Catwoman1
    Catwoman1 Posts: 482
    All my feces set me free.

    (A misheard lyric, but applicable here for the poor kitty)
    You can't be neutral on a moving train.
  • mookieblalock
    mookieblalock Posts: 3,589
    I'll swallow poison, until I grow immune.

    I will scream my lungs out, 'til it spills this stool.
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    feel like indegestion is forming, and the answer's far
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    it was 'swallowed whole'... now its 'un-fall-able'
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    Can't feel the heat
    Of something fresh
    This is a birthday pony
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Bump
  • BabaLover
    BabaLover Posts: 455
    Kitty, Just Breathe as Nothing As IT Seems. The End is just Around the Bend
    To and fro the pendulum throws

    "Don't Worry, Be Happy." Avatar Meher Baba

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  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,384
    PU38569 wrote:
    he was listening to "why go" all month.

    I put on "Release" but it didn't work.

    Just make sure he grasps the "don't go on me" part by repeating it a few times, and then slaying a guitar solo.

    If that doesn't work, maybe play an acoustic version of "Around the Bends".

    has your cat gone yet? :?
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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    priceless post.
    i love the creative output of this community at times.
    :)


    hope you, and your kitty, both get your wishes.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • CanuckPJGurl
    CanuckPJGurl Posts: 41
    Dude,
    I hope your cat's signs are passing,
    And the smell doesn't get on your hands.
    Maybe he just needs to be enlightened...
    After all it really is a State of Love and Trust between a man and his cat!
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    She comes on like a stone
    But you don't know. where from she was thrown
    Like a burning meteor, from miles high
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569
    PU38569 Posts: 260
    Understand what we don't know
    this might pass
    this might last
    this may go
    This is a birthday pony
  • Lost In Ohio
    Lost In Ohio Posts: 7,271
    decides2dream wrote:
    priceless post.
    i love the creative output of this community at times.
    :)


    hope you, and your kitty, both get your wishes.

    This might be the best thread since the "Please play blood on Uranus" thread. :lol:
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  • Bant
    Bant Millinowhere, ME Posts: 506
    this thread is amazing

    :clap:

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  • nutbarz
    nutbarz Posts: 227
    Was it something your Kitty Swallowed Whole? I Hope he gets better soon, would not want you to be sleeping by your(my)self.
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    PU38569 wrote:
    Understand what we don't know
    this might pass
    this might last
    this may go

    :lol::lol::lol:
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