No sneezing or farting at shows please

EarlWelsh
EarlWelsh Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,127
edited October 2013 in The Porch
Come on guys...seriously. If your nose starts itching/eyes start watering or you feel the need to let one float, please take it out to the concessions. My 3-year-old nearly passed out from someone's noxious air biscuit. Please consider the kids!
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  • EarlWelsh
    EarlWelsh Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,127
    Why should I have to suffer and get germ jammed at a Pearl Jam show?
  • PH20
    PH20 Posts: 466
    Yea...Mind Your Manners, or just Getaway.
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  • AllNiteThing
    AllNiteThing Posts: 1,115
    I see what you did there. ;)
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  • Stephen Flow
    Stephen Flow Posts: 3,327
    Sleeping on a pillow that has been farted on can lead to conjunctivitis (pink eye). Since nuts and butts are so close in the pit, I worry about getting cropdusted and eventually contracting pink eye because of it. So please don't toot in the pit... Go to the bathroom and clear your bowels before you enter GA.

    :corn:
  • FrankieG
    FrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,100
    :fp:

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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    No sweating either. Fucking Gross.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    oops, too late.....
  • PH20
    PH20 Posts: 466
    LloydXmas wrote:
    No sweating either. Fucking Gross.

    :lol:
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  • Break The Sky
    Break The Sky Posts: 1,276
    Sounds like he went for a Breath after a Release and found some . . .


    Thin Air?


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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I just farted.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    LloydXmas wrote:
    I just farted.

    I thought so.
  • EarlWelsh
    EarlWelsh Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,127
    For the record I've never brought my 3 year old to a show and I take much pleasure in farting whilst in a large crowd.
  • bicyclejoe
    bicyclejoe USA Posts: 1,203
    EarlWelsh wrote:
    Come on guys...seriously. If your nose starts itching/eyes start watering or you feel the need to let one float, please take it out to the concessions. My 3-year-old nearly passed out from someone's noxious air biscuit. Please consider the kids!

    That's some gold star trolling right there, Cancer Mouth. We'll played.
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  • DeLukin
    DeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Since there are so many smokers at shows we can assume there will be lots of open flames. Thus, farting CAN actually be hazardous to the health of you and anyone in your blast radius. In addition to poster tubes at the merch tables, they should also sell corks. You can't be too careful in situations like this...
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,844
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHkNRn9GGjA
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  • YieldToNothing
    YieldToNothing Posts: 3,667
    this is how you troll

    take notes, kids
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  • EarlWelsh
    EarlWelsh Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,127
    bicyclejoe wrote:
    EarlWelsh wrote:
    Come on guys...seriously. If your nose starts itching/eyes start watering or you feel the need to let one float, please take it out to the concessions. My 3-year-old nearly passed out from someone's noxious air biscuit. Please consider the kids!

    That's some gold star trolling right there, Cancer Mouth. We'll played.

    Haha, cancer mouth?
  • PH20
    PH20 Posts: 466
    Wait...then why does the guy on stage keep yelling release??

    I'm confused.
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  • nukeboot
    nukeboot Posts: 1,465
    Can we get a snarting exception?

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  • evenflow82
    evenflow82 Posts: 3,892
    A concert is the best place to fart.

    1. No one can hear you fart because of the music.
    2. There are many people around you so no one knows who dropped ass.

    Doesn't PJ release toot-legs of every show? :D
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