No sneezing or farting at shows please

Leezestarr313

EarlWelsh wrote:

Leezestarr313 wrote:

Somebody around us at the Pitts show farted the whole time. It wasn't pleasant. I accused my husband, but he swears it wasn't him. I didn't have anything to counter strike

It's best not to resort to a counter-strike, anyway. Unfortunately the best course of action is to allow the perp to go about his business and hope he quickly finds relief.

I didn't mean to physically counter strike, I meant olphactorily I am happy that the person could enjoy the show. The mother with "show tourette's" and a really bad singing voice behind us was way more annoying :roll: But maybe it was her too. For Philly, we have GA. More chances to change spots!

dimitrispearljam

Lukinz wrote:

What if I'm in the GA line? Can I use the List to walk away and fart and then come back?

dimitrispearljam

Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:

Nami wrote:

DeLukin wrote:

Since there are so many smokers at shows we can assume there will be lots of open flames. Thus, farting CAN actually be hazardous to the health of you and anyone in your blast radius. In addition to poster tubes at the merch tables, they should also sell corks. You can't be too careful in situations like this...

You find this funny?

This woman would beg to differ:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhaYvI1yrUM

Paul Andrews

Eating a bucket load of beans now. See ya at Brooklyn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0

Leezestarr313

Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhaYvI1yrUM

Look, a rocket slide!

Nami

man i hope you guys dont get any stink nuggets....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdpjjLTOAhA

yeah one of those friday afternoons at work!

EarlWelsh

Leezestarr313 wrote:

EarlWelsh wrote:

Leezestarr313 wrote:

Somebody around us at the Pitts show farted the whole time. It wasn't pleasant. I accused my husband, but he swears it wasn't him. I didn't have anything to counter strike

It's best not to resort to a counter-strike, anyway. Unfortunately the best course of action is to allow the perp to go about his business and hope he quickly finds relief.

I didn't mean to physically counter strike, I meant olphactorily I am happy that the person could enjoy the show. The mother with "show tourette's" and a really bad singing voice behind us was way more annoying :roll: But maybe it was her too. For Philly, we have GA. More chances to change spots!

Haha, I meant olphactorily. Never good to cross-fumigate!

dwhite76

I just took a shit and either I'm dying or that shits been stuck up there since the Reagan administration.

evenflow82

Play this youtube clip while having a LIVE PJ song playing in itunes. FTW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0

dwhite76

evenflow82 wrote:

Play this youtube clip while having a LIVE PJ song playing in itunes. FTW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0

Awesome. Was that Thin Air they were playing

Nami

dwhite76 wrote:

I just took a shit and either I'm dying or that shits been stuck up there since the Reagan administration.

Ok Don, you officially have gone toooooooo far... hahaha

EarlWelsh

Anyone get a whiff of anything (good or bad) in Brooklyn tonight?

Chrisilein

This topic made my day. Haven't laughed one time today but after reading through the posts i have enough laughing gor a whole week! Thank you all!!

Thirty Bills Unpaid

EarlWelsh wrote:

Anyone get a whiff of anything (good or bad) in Brooklyn tonight?

Yah. I was wondering about the air quality there myself. Has Pandora's box been opened? Is it open season at PJ shows? Maybe Ed could address the crowd right and speak to policy right after he says, "Good evening!"

In the event nothing gets sorted out, I'm wondering if I should bring an extra set of ear plugs to my show? If someone is shitting their pants near me and I cannot move, maybe I can use them to plug my nostrils?

Thirty Bills Unpaid

Chrisilein wrote:

This topic made my day. Haven't laughed one time today but after reading through the posts i have enough laughing gor a whole week! Thank you all!!

These threads are great. We certainly have enough complaining about not getting merch, flipping, price of tickets, Obama, Republicans, blah blah blah.

It's nice to have laughs together before we get back to chewing each other's ears off.

teinloft

PH20 wrote:

Yea...Mind Your Manners, or just Getaway.

this!

ldent42

EarlWelsh wrote:

Anyone get a whiff of anything (good or bad) in Brooklyn tonight?

The entire floor smelled like weed before the lights even went down.
I think maybe there just wasn't enough weed being smoked at the previous shows with the fart stench problems.

EarlWelsh

duska3419 wrote:

EarlWelsh wrote:

Anyone get a whiff of anything (good or bad) in Brooklyn tonight?

The entire floor smelled like weed before the lights even went down.
I think maybe there just wasn't enough weed being smoked at the previous shows with the fart stench problems.

Glad to hear it. May weed reign supreme above all gaseous atrocities.

Thirty Bills Unpaid

duska3419 wrote:

EarlWelsh wrote:

Anyone get a whiff of anything (good or bad) in Brooklyn tonight?

The entire floor smelled like weed before the lights even went down.
I think maybe there just wasn't enough weed being smoked at the previous shows with the fart stench problems.

Interesting. Yes... interesting indeed. You might be on to something here. Are you saying that the quantity of farts is consistent throughout venues and that the weed content within each venue determines the extent to which one smells the flatulents?

This is an interesting suggestion. While it may be so... my best guess is that the various geographical cultures would have much to do with the number of farts one could expect to be blown at a show. For example, if we assume stereotypes are remotely accurate... the fare one would typically consume in Wisconsin may lead many to gastrointestinal distress- especially those lactose intolerant, yet unable to resist cheese. On the west coast in places such as Vancouver, the wild salmon diets and nouveau cuisine place less strain on the digestive system... consequently yielding a low to moderate gas expulsion.

I wonder if Ed or any of the guys farts while performing. I am assuming they do- people do let little sneakers out at work don't they?

ldent42

Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:

duska3419 wrote:

EarlWelsh wrote:

Anyone get a whiff of anything (good or bad) in Brooklyn tonight?

The entire floor smelled like weed before the lights even went down.
I think maybe there just wasn't enough weed being smoked at the previous shows with the fart stench problems.

Interesting. Yes... interesting indeed. You might be on to something here. Are you saying that the quantity of farts is consistent throughout venues and that the weed content within each venue determines the extent to which one smells the flatulents?

This is an interesting suggestion. While it may be so... my best guess is that the various geographical cultures would have much to do with the number of farts one could expect to be blown at a show. For example, if we assume stereotypes are remotely accurate... the fare one would typically consume in Wisconsin may lead many to gastrointestinal distress- especially those lactose intolerant, yet unable to resist cheese. On the west coast in places such as Vancouver, the wild salmon diets and nouveau cuisine place less strain on the digestive system... consequently yielding a low to moderate gas expulsion.

I wonder if Ed or any of the guys farts while performing. I am assuming they do- people do let little sneakers out at work don't they?

I'm saying weed has a very strong smell, which likely overpowers the smell of farts.
Sort of like fart febreze.