No sneezing or farting at shows please

Thirty Bills Unpaid

duska3419 wrote:

Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:

duska3419 wrote:

The entire floor smelled like weed before the lights even went down.
I think maybe there just wasn't enough weed being smoked at the previous shows with the fart stench problems.

Interesting. Yes... interesting indeed. You might be on to something here. Are you saying that the quantity of farts is consistent throughout venues and that the weed content within each venue determines the extent to which one smells the flatulents?

This is an interesting suggestion. While it may be so... my best guess is that the various geographical cultures would have much to do with the number of farts one could expect to be blown at a show. For example, if we assume stereotypes are remotely accurate... the fare one would typically consume in Wisconsin may lead many to gastrointestinal distress- especially those lactose intolerant, yet unable to resist cheese. On the west coast in places such as Vancouver, the wild salmon diets and nouveau cuisine place less strain on the digestive system... consequently yielding a low to moderate gas expulsion.

I wonder if Ed or any of the guys farts while performing. I am assuming they do- people do let little sneakers out at work don't they?

I'm saying weed has a very strong smell, which likely overpowers the smell of farts.
Sort of like fart febreze.

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