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***My Cat is Constipated Please Play "Go" in Dallas***

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  • mr bunglemr bungle Posts: 1,402
    Just saw this thread!! LOL LOL i'm not reading all the pages but it's about time we poke fun at all these request threads..... CHEERS :corn:
  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    light green to green,
    dark green to brown ...
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,738
    what's your cats name? pics? :corn:
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  • SuziemaySuziemay Posts: 11,168
    hACFC904C
  • TightropeHigherTightropeHigher Posts: 135
    I had a similar request for them to play a song for my girlfriend. Unfortunately they never played • and now I'm left singing my own rendition of "daughter"
    -All that's sacred comes from youth.
  • madtowndavemadtowndave Minneapolis, MN Posts: 4,013
    TightropeHigher wrote:
    I had a similar request for them to play a song for my girlfriend. Unfortunately they never played • and now I'm left singing my own rendition of "daughter"

    :lol::lol:
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  • ratmandoratmando Outside of Portland, or somewhere like that Posts: 347
    It's hard to imagine.....once.
    Did he write you a letter made of stone? Maybe some day he won't feel alone.
    Could use a Sonicreducer.
    When I hear music, I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no foe. I am related to the earliest times, and to the latest.

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  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    laying sideways atop crumpled sheets with no covers
    he decides to dream

    so this is what it's like to be an adult
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    he's dryin up, leavin puddles on the ground
    This is a birthday pony
  • Blind3Blind3 Posts: 1,149
    Here's hoping kitty only has twenty - five minutes to go !
    "Buy the ticket,take the ride"
    Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

    "If I wanted you to understand, I would have explained it better"
    Johan Cruijff
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    Don't see some cats as 1/2 empty
    See them 1/2 full of shit
    This is a birthday pony
  • Blind3Blind3 Posts: 1,149
    Surely it's not a hopeless situation .
    "Buy the ticket,take the ride"
    Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

    "If I wanted you to understand, I would have explained it better"
    Johan Cruijff
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    Wont let the light escape from me
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    I'm about to explode.... Cause I can't carry your load
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    It's 6:00 AM. You're waiting for... You've had your feast.
    This is a birthday pony
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    sweet loo, how could you?
    sweet loo, makin' me cat blue
    This is a birthday pony
  • mookieblalockmookieblalock Posts: 3,448
    Q: Why am I constipated?

    A: It's an Inside Job
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Suziemay wrote:
    hACFC904C

    BAHAHAHAH! I'm crying, this is great!!
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  • ratmandoratmando Outside of Portland, or somewhere like that Posts: 347
    I got shit
    When I hear music, I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no foe. I am related to the earliest times, and to the latest.

    Henry David Thoreau
  • Driftin'AlongDriftin'Along Posts: 1,403
    Whether he goes or not...how much difference does it make?

    Shit...wanted my 200th post to be in this thread. Bummer.
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  • tdlftdaporchtdlftdaporch Posts: 158
    You should probably take him to a vet because "Nothings as it seems"
    "Do you think the carpetpissers did this?" - The Dude
  • juddboz80juddboz80 Posts: 2,141
    Can't buy what I want cause its free!
    Cant buy what i want cause its free....
  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    he's "got an unfortunate feelin' "
    This is a birthday pony
  • mookieblalockmookieblalock Posts: 3,448
    sometimes i know, sometimes i rise
    sometimes it falls, sometimes it don't
    Sometimes I cringe...deeear god
  • morgie2morgie2 Posts: 1,065
    Hopefully you get your song...then "Off He Goes" to the litter box!
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  • Merkin BallerMerkin Baller Posts: 12,231
    Around "a quarter to ten, I see the strain creep in, he seems distracted and I know just what is gonna happen next."
  • Driftin'AlongDriftin'Along Posts: 1,403
    Just make sure he don't shit where he's not supposed to.
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  • PU38569PU38569 Posts: 260
    It's a shame to awake in a world of pain

    It's the same everyday and the wave won't break
    This is a birthday pony
  • PP193448PP193448 Here Posts: 4,282
    This story of your cat is SAD. I've GOT SOME suppositories if you need it. Poor cat CAN'T KEEP that shit inside too long. HARD TO IMAGINE your cat exploding poop all over the PORCH and GARDEN, well that is if he's an outside cat.
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  • Mike D88Mike D88 Tampa Posts: 758
    Don't mean to push, but I'm being shoved
    I'm just like you, think we've had enough
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