"Praise the Lord. Hello?"

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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    "Peeling my banana. Hello?"
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  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    and in closing...
    have a blessed day :D
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    "I had oatmeal for breakfast. HELLO!??"
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    Seize the day! Hello?
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    Why didn't you just text me? HELLO???
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    god save the queen. HELLO?
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Hail Satan! Hello?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    "My poop was a little runny this morning. HELLO?"
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    The Juggler wrote:
    "Peeling my banana. Hello?"
    funny

    i have different ways of answering the phone: "yeah" or "hey" or "what's up" or even a old fashion "hello"
    "hello" being the most boring of all phone greetings yet the most popular. seems black diamond goes a step further & greets the caller with his last name. example: "diamond's"

    i like "what" but i think folks find it rude
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,218
    fuck ya want?


    its your dime, drop it.

    greetings. My uncle says that. Just sounds weird by itself.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mickeyrat wrote:
    fuck ya want?


    its your dime, drop it.

    greetings. My uncle says that. Just sounds weird by itself.
    truck drivers........ :roll:




    :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,218
    When I was a teenager, there was a guy next door Harry Fahner (rip) who would answer the phone like this


    " County Morgue , you stab em we slab em, 50 cents extra for embalming fluid"

    the other variation was ".....you kill em we chill em......"
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • JaneNY
    JaneNY Posts: 4,438
    mickeyrat wrote:
    When I was a teenager, there was a guy next door Harry Fahner (rip) who would answer the phone like this


    " County Morgue , you stab em we slab em, 50 cents extra for embalming fluid"

    the other variation was ".....you kill em we chill em......"

    I kind of like that. Maybe I'll start saying it.

    If its my kids I say 'what do you want'. If its my husband I say 'hi'. If its anyone else I pretty much don't pick up unless I recognize the number. My voice mail says 'if you're not a sales call, leave a message'.
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    "Mind your manners.

    HELLO??"
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  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    moshi moshi

    sometimes "weiiiiii" just to bug my chinese canadian friend.
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    blah blah (fart noises) hello
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    haffajappa wrote:
    moshi moshi

    sometimes "weiiiiii" just to bug my chinese canadian friend.

    chinese canadians are so funny
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    GO FOR JUGGLER
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,627
    juggler resurrects his 5 year dormant thread. 
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,101
    Alo 
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....

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