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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dankind wrote:
    I usually just don't answer my phone, but when I do, I say, "Hello."

    I picture the Dos Equis guy saying that...
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    dankind wrote:
    And I usually just don't answer my phone, but when I do, I say, "Hello."

    :lol:
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    That was you?

    why did you hang up so quick?

    My wife walked in...

    that happens to you with other things, right?
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    And I usually just don't answer my phone, but when I do, I say, "Hello."

    :lol:
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    I usually just don't answer my phone, but when I do, I say, "Hello."

    I picture the Dos Equis guy saying that...

    My beard is not that grey yet, and my cat is much smaller than his.

    He probably answers his phone with "si" or "bueno."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    I usually just don't answer my phone, but when I do, I say, "Hello."

    I picture the Dos Equis guy saying that...

    I did too. I love that guy
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    I have a friend who once answered, "Talk to me, Goose!" If only I could have punched him in the throat over the phone.


    How did that work out for Maverick?

    negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    why did you hang up so quick?

    My wife walked in...

    that happens to you with other things, right?

    Can you give me an example?
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    peeling your banana
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    peeling your banana

    Not yet.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,287
    "Peeling my banana. Hello?"
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    pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    and in closing...
    have a blessed day :D
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,287
    "I had oatmeal for breakfast. HELLO!??"
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Seize the day! Hello?
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,287
    Why didn't you just text me? HELLO???
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,287
    god save the queen. HELLO?
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Hail Satan! Hello?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,287
    "My poop was a little runny this morning. HELLO?"
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    The Juggler wrote:
    "Peeling my banana. Hello?"
    funny

    i have different ways of answering the phone: "yeah" or "hey" or "what's up" or even a old fashion "hello"
    "hello" being the most boring of all phone greetings yet the most popular. seems black diamond goes a step further & greets the caller with his last name. example: "diamond's"

    i like "what" but i think folks find it rude
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,798
    fuck ya want?


    its your dime, drop it.

    greetings. My uncle says that. Just sounds weird by itself.
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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mickeyrat wrote:
    fuck ya want?


    its your dime, drop it.

    greetings. My uncle says that. Just sounds weird by itself.
    truck drivers........ :roll:




    :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,798
    When I was a teenager, there was a guy next door Harry Fahner (rip) who would answer the phone like this


    " County Morgue , you stab em we slab em, 50 cents extra for embalming fluid"

    the other variation was ".....you kill em we chill em......"
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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    JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    mickeyrat wrote:
    When I was a teenager, there was a guy next door Harry Fahner (rip) who would answer the phone like this


    " County Morgue , you stab em we slab em, 50 cents extra for embalming fluid"

    the other variation was ".....you kill em we chill em......"

    I kind of like that. Maybe I'll start saying it.

    If its my kids I say 'what do you want'. If its my husband I say 'hi'. If its anyone else I pretty much don't pick up unless I recognize the number. My voice mail says 'if you're not a sales call, leave a message'.
    R.i.p. Rigoberto Alpizar.
    R.i.p. My Dad - May 28, 2007
    R.i.p. Black Tail (cat) - Sept. 20, 2008
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,287
    "Mind your manners.

    HELLO??"
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    haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    moshi moshi

    sometimes "weiiiiii" just to bug my chinese canadian friend.
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    blah blah (fart noises) hello
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,287
    haffajappa wrote:
    moshi moshi

    sometimes "weiiiiii" just to bug my chinese canadian friend.

    chinese canadians are so funny
    chinese-happy.jpg
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,287
    GO FOR JUGGLER
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,474
    juggler resurrects his 5 year dormant thread. 
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 28,299
    Alo 
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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