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"Praise the Lord. Hello?"

The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,235
edited April 2019 in All Encompassing Trip
--that's how this old dude i'm dealing with at work answers the phone, literally every single time.

how do you answer your phone? i'm more of "hello" guy myself...
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    hey on my phone...in the office, i normally say hey (persons name) caller id and all.
    81 is now off the air

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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    edited March 2013
    Hey

    yo

    yell-o

    hello?

    talk to me (on occasion)

    What's up?
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,235
    i need a snazzier welcome than just "hello."
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i need a snazzier welcome than just "hello."

    yo yo ma
    81 is now off the air

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    donnaruhldonnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    May the Sacred Avocado Kiss your ever lov'in Belly Button. :lol:
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,150
    Parakalo..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,235
    donnaruhl wrote:
    May the Sacred Avocado Kiss your ever lov'in Belly Button. :lol:


    hello?
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Yep.
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    donnaruhldonnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    donnaruhl wrote:
    May the Sacred Avocado Kiss your ever lov'in Belly Button. :lol:


    hello?

    Where do you work that he can get away with,PTL?
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,235
    donnaruhl wrote:
    donnaruhl wrote:
    May the Sacred Avocado Kiss your ever lov'in Belly Button. :lol:


    hello?

    Where do you work that he can get away with,PTL?

    mortgage industry...but this is customer answering his home phone that way.

    he says it so nonchalantly too like it's a normal greeting. i have to catch myself from cracking up each time i talk to him
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Call me old fashioned, but when I answer the home phone, I say "Hello".
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    pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Hello... who's calling? ... 8-)
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Call me old fashioned, but when I answer the home phone, I say "Hello".

    We don't have to call you old-fashioned; "home phone" pretty much gives it away.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dankind wrote:
    Call me old fashioned, but when I answer the home phone, I say "Hello".

    We don't have to call you old-fashioned; "home phone" pretty much gives it away.

    Listen here you little whippersnapper...

    :D
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,150
    Call me old fashioned, but when I answer the home phone, I say "Hello".
    old fashioned makes it hotter
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    dankind wrote:
    Call me old fashioned, but when I answer the home phone, I say "Hello".

    We don't have to call you old-fashioned; "home phone" pretty much gives it away.

    Listen here you little whippersnapper...

    :D

    Heh. We're the same age. I just still have my hair is all. :P
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    My last name...
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    dankind wrote:

    Heh. We're the same age. I just still have my hair is all. :P

    :lol:
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    I just breath heavy.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I just breath heavy.

    That was you?
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I just breath heavy.

    That was you?

    why did you hang up so quick?
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dankind wrote:
    dankind wrote:

    We don't have to call you old-fashioned; "home phone" pretty much gives it away.

    Listen here you little whippersnapper...

    :D

    Heh. We're the same age. I just still have my hair is all. :P

    I still have my hair, it's just moved around from it's original location.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I just breath heavy.

    That was you?

    why did you hang up so quick?

    My wife walked in...
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,150
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    why did you hang up so quick?

    My wife walked in...
    bummer
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    why did you hang up so quick?

    My wife walked in...
    bummer

    3way calling?
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,216
    I prefer how Kramer says: "Yeah Go!"
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    I have a friend who once answered, "Talk to me, Goose!" If only I could have punched him in the throat over the phone.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    dankind wrote:
    I have a friend who once answered, "Talk to me, Goose!" If only I could have punched him in the throat over the phone.

    My dad says that
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dankind wrote:
    I have a friend who once answered, "Talk to me, Goose!" If only I could have punched him in the throat over the phone.


    How did that work out for Maverick?
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    dankind wrote:
    I have a friend who once answered, "Talk to me, Goose!" If only I could have punched him in the throat over the phone.


    How did that work out for Maverick?

    He could be better, could be worse. Same goes for a lot of us, though, right?

    And I usually just don't answer my phone, but when I do, I say, "Hello."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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