Unwritten Rules

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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,757
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Never bang your best friends mom
    fuck him, I never REALLY liked him anyway!!!! :mrgreen:
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,872
    81 wrote:
    pjhawks wrote:

    or your sister's best friend?

    :think:

    :lol:

    Me too on this one. Hey, I was 21!
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  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    wipe the seat after you piss on it.





    said no one at my job. fucking pigs. :fp:
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,872
    If buying groceries, only buy what you can carry in on 1 trip from the car to the house.
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  • donnaruhl
    donnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    If buying groceries, only buy what you can carry in on 1 trip from the car to the house.

    How many trips to the store do you make a week??? :)
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    donnaruhl wrote:
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    If buying groceries, only buy what you can carry in on 1 trip from the car to the house.

    How many trips to the store do you make a week??? :)

    just gonna say...pretty odd rule.

    oops...sorry...you only get TP this week.
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,759
    81 wrote:
    donnaruhl wrote:
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    If buying groceries, only buy what you can carry in on 1 trip from the car to the house.

    How many trips to the store do you make a week??? :)

    just gonna say...pretty odd rule.

    oops...sorry...you only get TP this week.
    How much TP do you use in a week?? :shock: :lol:
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    How much TP do you use in a week?? :shock: :lol:

    roll or two or three...i dunno


    but when you buy

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    and this

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    well...my hands get full
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,872
    donnaruhl wrote:
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    If buying groceries, only buy what you can carry in on 1 trip from the car to the house.

    How many trips to the store do you make a week??? :)

    :D
    I actually am the "cook" in the house and it is one of the things I love to do....so I go almost every day. Fresh for dinner almost all of the time. The picture below is not me but it could be.
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    That, however, does not apply to Home Depot, the Liquor Store or other places I might go.
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,872
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    81 wrote:
    donnaruhl wrote:

    How many trips to the store do you make a week??? :)

    just gonna say...pretty odd rule.

    oops...sorry...you only get TP this week.
    How much TP do you use in a week?? :shock: :lol:

    Wife buys TP and other shit like that from Costco, where I do not go unless I am buying booze or electronics.
    ;)
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    the Liquor Store

    what if you buy beer at the grocery store? are you allowed to make a second trip for that stuff :corn:
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,872
    81 wrote:
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    the Liquor Store

    what if you buy beer at the grocery store? are you allowed to make a second trip for that stuff :corn:

    Believe it or not but they dont sell beer at the frigging grocery store in NJ. Huge shock from when I moved here last year.
    Yes, I break rules with a disconcerting regularity when it comes to booze! :lol:
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,872
    Here is an easier one:

    In a line of urinals dont take the one next to someone if you can leave an open/unused urinal in between.
    &
    Don't touch me while I am taking a leak. I have one friend who thinks this is funny. I do not.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    Don't touch me while I am taking a leak. I have one friend who thinks this is funny. I do not.

    they woudl end up with piss on their shoes
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,872
    81 wrote:
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    Don't touch me while I am taking a leak. I have one friend who thinks this is funny. I do not.

    they woudl end up with piss on their shoes

    :lol:
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    don't piss me off
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Just wanted too inform you of a new rule......

    Carrt on
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Never use the middle urinal of three, if one of the end units is in use.
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Never use the middle urinal of three, if one of the end units is in use.

    I like to walk back and forth and piss in all three :P
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